Karmic Lucid Dreams, YAY!

i’m The Doctor there, all done. After making it clear I couldn’t talk (non dragon anyway) to The Doctor, he asked me to write it down. It has taken a whole hour to make sure my writing was legible, but it had to be done.

“School shootings, Karma, powers from Dark Souls? You sure you didn’t hallucinate this during a mid dimension jump?” The Doctor askes, making sure it was true. I nod my head, and he says, “Well, I will believe you, still more believeable than when I woke up in this world, but could I ask for a demonstration? Preferably of that power you defeated the Timberwolf with.”

Nodding, I turn to an unoccupied spot in the room, hoping fire breath will work like it does in the games and not continue burning. Yol Toor Shul! As expected the spout of fire hits the wall, freaking out The Doctor, “What the bloody hell! Your going to burn this place down!” I calmly point to where I shouted, showing him that the wood was unharmed, didn’t even have burn marks.

“Well, turns out what you said is true! I must say, it will be marvelous to have someone understand all the history! You can help me build things as well! I must say, trying to build modern human technology by yourself is difficult, especially when I can’t use the TARDIS yet.”

Quickly I write down ‘what do you mean you can’t use it yet?’ Reading the paper the Doctor respondes, “Well, this is a point in time which is in flux all the time. The very time energy feels chaotic, and the TARDIS would be in danger should I try to fly her in this ‘weather’. Wait, how did you know what the TARDIS was?”

Hastily I write down about how his adventures were a t.v show back home, and how I watched it. “A show on the Telly? Someone must be transmitting my adventures to someone in your world. Strange, say, what does it show about this?”

I write down about how the Tenth going into a world like this is never used. “Very peculer, but I have time to think about this later. Come, I will show you where you can sleep. Fair warning, I was not expecting a visitor, so accommodations won’t be the best.” He explains leading me to a smallish bed. “Good night Kendrick, we have much to discuss tomorrow.” He leaves me then and walks down the hall as I fall asleep.

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Dream Relm.

I find myself just in a void befor it turns blue and Karma steps out. “Kendrick our time is short. You now are a lucid dreamer, glad to see you settle in, and expect a visitor. OK, bye!” She says within 15 seconds, not even pausing for breath.

So, lucid dreaming and a visitor eh? I think I know who that visitor is. Let’s get this dream as weird as possible.

*1 minute later*

When Luna stepped into my dreamscape, probably wondering what new creature was having a dream, this is what she saw. Me and every class from TF2 dancing to Pumped Up Kicks in the middle of a school shooting where Trump and Pepe the Frog were shooting Shreks at running Hillery’s, all the while this little room where we are is orbiting Earth with a ton of Sheogoraths and Loki’s drincking tea as they discussed the meaning of life and the universe.

Luckily I could talk in my dream, and also luckily Luna landed in the dance party. “Ah, Good! I was expecting a visitor!” I say as I stop everything around me, “How are you this lovely night, dreamwalker?”

“Who are you who could come up with such madness?” Luna says with surprise and worry.

“Me? Oh I’m just a good ol’ human who spent to much time on the Internet.” I state back with infinite calm.

“Human? But you are talking! Humans are not intelligent and can’t dream, now show us your true form creature!” Luna shouts at me.

“Tsk, tsk, tsk. Who here is the one invading privacy? That’s you. Now why should I awnser someone who has breached my mind, the ultimate crime, and who is being rude to her host? Shame on you.” I retort.

“You do not know who you talk to creature. We are Princess Luna of Dreams, and you would do well to awnser me and give into my demands. If you dont then I will force you to for the protection of my ponies.” Luna replys with fury.

“You know, your starting to remind me of somebody... oh yes! I remember who. Please princess, let me show you who I remember.” I say as I change my surroundings to that of a Consentration Camp, next to a Gas Chamber executing its next batch of victims.

“What type of horror is this?!”

“That my dear Luna, are the SS, who killed to ‘protect’ the people.” I say as I watch her expression change from disgust, to pure anger.

“These, SS, where are they?” She askes, clentching her hand.

“Why, they’re allready dead. Been dead for a long time, but such is humanity.”

“Such images, not even the most twisted of minds could create this. It is clear this must be real, but no recollection of humans being able to do such things can come to my mind.”

“Because,” I say, face grinning, “we weren’t animals, unlike they are here. I’m an anomaly who dosnt belong. Now, how about we drop that, and do something more fun?”

“Fun you say? Fine, was not a busy night anyway.”

And so I spent the rest of the night teaching Luna about video games.