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“We got something to do today Kendrick!” The Doctor says after talking to Twilight.

“And what would that be Doctor?” I say, looking up from my book.

“Two things. One, Twilights friends know Max is intelligent. Seem they were good with it, maybe we could reveal you today.”

“And what is today?”

“Camping! Twilight has invented us on a camping trip, I thought it would be fun, and you can train Max. And with us secluded in the woods without anyone watching, we can reveal you safely.”

“Alright, I’m good with all parts of that plan. But I want to do it in my own ‘special’ way.” I say getting up to pack.

The Doctor stands there for a second before saying, “I haven’t thanked you yet.”

Still packing I say, “For what? Draining your reasorces? Getting you into trouble?”

“No, Kendrick, you act like you haven’t done anything. You’ve made this Ring for me, as a show of friendship, you gave me a chance to know Twilight, and so far we seem to be good friends. You’ve made me more money than you’ve drained, and givin me a bargaining chip with royalty! But that’s not the most important, you may help, you may be useful, but that’s not what matters to me, you said there was a show on the Telly about me, that you watched, you should know why I like you!”

“Act like i don’t know. Tell me.” I say, packing up the rest before sipping up the backpack we were using.

“You are the one person here for me to talk to! I would’ve gone insane had you not shone up, having no one to talk to, it’s terrifying.”

“Yes... that’s why the Pandorica was used.” I say, remembering the Doctors struggle. Wait, that was the next Doctor... shit.

“What do you mean the Pandorica was used? It’s a fairytale!”

“Are you not the one who says anything was possible?”

“That does not awnser my Question.”

“Well, the show went beyond 10, into your next regeneration.”

“So... you’ve seen Eleven. Huh, knew the universe would at least keep a copy. But that doesn’t matter, I wasn’t finished! Now, as I was saying, you are also another Mad Man for me to talk, and bounce ideas off of as I receive the same.”

“So, you truely care for me?” I ask, not believing a minor hero of mine could say such.

“I’ve had many companions, many partners, many friends, you Kendrick, you are in the top ten. Low, Yes, but mainly because we haven’t been able to use the TARDIS.”

I can’t believe it. The Doctor, a hero I’ve had most my life, saying I’m his friend, “Thank you Doctor, you don’t know how much that means to me.”

“Now,” the Doctor says after about a minute, “enough emotional talk, let’s go camping!”

*3 hours later.*

We stop in a clearing to set up camp, making good time. Max and I put down Rarity and Pinkie Pie respectively. Our stamina and endurance almost limitless because of the Rings, same with Twilight and the Doctor, Applejack, Rainbow, And Fluttershy were able to walk that distance without rest.

“Thank you Max for carrying me.”

“How much suger did you digest to walk like that Kendrick?” I can’t respond, want to keep the surprise.

The Doctor motions me over asking when I will reveal myself.

“When the fire is set up, you’ll know what to do.” He shrugs in response.

*few hours later*

It’s dusk, nearing night, when we decide to build a fire. Applejack brings over a pitiful stack of sticks for a fire.

I see this as the perfect moment, and put a thumbs up to the Doctor, “Hold Up Applejack. Think Kendrick wants to do something.”

And do something I shall, I go over to a tree a make sure everyone is watching. I punch down the tree, leaving naught but a stump that grows back instantly with the power of the One Ring. I then chop up the tree into logs to build a bonfire.

I put them all in the fire pit as everyone gawks at me. Turning around I say in a booming tone, “Ladies and Gentlemen! Creatures of all ages! Prepare to see something wonderful!”

Turning back to the bonfire, I light it in the best way possible, Yol Toor Shul! With the One Ring aiding me, the fire that comes out of my mouth is hotter than even dragon fire of Alduin. As soon as the fire touches the logs, they are on fire.

I turn around and bow in an overly theatrical style, “Don’t hold your applause, I know I was great.”

Twilight turns to the Doctor, “Well, I guess that’s a way to say he’s intelligent. Was this your plan?”

“Nope, he decided to do this on his own.”

Pinkie Pie bursts out with applause as Applejack says, “Well, two intelligent humans in one week! That has to be some record.”

And so on an so forth, average stuff really. Awnsering questions from the ponies, and shutting up Pinkie. There are a few parts that stood out, for example is when Rarity pointed out the Rings.

“I can’t help but notice how only those who knew about you has these rings. And yours looks different than the rest.” I was starting to sweat by now, “And in the newspaper it said that a note came with the Rings givin to the world leaders, and it was missing four, the three to friends, and the one to the creator. Would this happen to be you?”

I give her a round of applause, “Well done, Rarity, should’ve known you would spot that! Yes, you’re correct, I was the one who forged the Rings of Power.”

After considering this Rairity says, “Well, could you make some for the rest of us? I would love to have a ring like that, and it could help in life threatening situations!”

“Well, sadly, no. To put it simply, there can only be a set amount of Rings of Power. And they all have to be forged at once, with one exception, but that can’t happen, so don’t ask. Also, I made these so they could only come off when the limb they’re on is cut off, or the host dead.”

“Oh... okay.”

And when we finally went to sleep, I got to use a new power before everyone turned in. I summoned a captain.

I CAN’T FEEL IT!

“Oh god no!” I yell as an Olag-Hai comes over a hill. Pinkie moves to meet him.

“Hi! Who’re you? Are you happy?”

”I CAN’T FEEL IT!”

“Oh, well I’ll have to work on fixing that. Bye bye!”

“Olag!” I yell out and he comes to me.

“Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?”

”I CAN’T FEEL IT!”

Me and Max start laughing our asses off, the Doctor even joins in when he remembered where that refence was from.

Recovering I order, “Gaurd us as we sleep.”

He gets up and starts patrolling, but not before he shouts.

”I CAN’T FEEL IT!”

Great, now I have this guy as a permanent bodyguard. Fuck my life.

Author's Note

I CAN’T FEEL IT!