Author's Note

Welcome to my first comedy story that pokes fun at a lot of weirdness in the Fallout Equestria story and it's many side fics so have fun.

on another note this story's war starts during the events of party pooped (The episode where the Yaks were introduced.) so Changelings are still the scarier black ones.

The Prologue you don't want to miss

Hello everypony if your here, then you have read the three warnings and are still hell bent on reading this. Anyway let’s start with basics shall we, my name is Lone Shadow and before you laugh about the stupidity of my name you try to think of something better in a place that is constantly dark and your the only one there...Shut up I see you actually thinking about it and I find it insulting.

Okay I guess I will tell you more about me I guess, I am a fun sized unicorn...What do I mean by fun sized? Man you humans ask a lot of questions it means I am most likely to be mistaken for a filly than a full grown mare... Don’t laugh at me! Now where was I oh yeah my appearance, I have a silver coat and an onyx black Mane that covered my right eye, which bye the way are a stunning metallic gold anyway that’s it nothing else to tell you...

My cutie mark? Umm I don’t know I mean it’s kind of dumb and I really don’t want to subject you to such stupidity...You want to know, really? Well okay I warned you, I have a light bulb as a cutie mark which I think stands for curiosity, but I really don’t know what it means.

Okay now with the meta stuff and you know a bit about me let’s start the prologue.

Okay so long ago there was this war okay, it was a fight between Equestrian Allies (Zebras and Saddle Arabians because it makes more sense) and the Yak allegiance(Changelings and Minotaurs you know makes sense). Okay so the fighting lasted about fifty years until it ended abruptly when megaspells rained from the sky that engulfed the planet in dark magic that warped the landscape. Those that survived did so in mech- Wait a minute you already know this so skip to the quote and just keep on going.

“War, war is a fucking dumb idea and we should stop having them”-Lone Shadow, 2018