A Fun House Mirror, Nice Clock, Only Ones Available, Ask A Stupid Question

Tirek Lord was just leaving the Canterlot Spa when another large man in a suit entered. The two men eyed each other as they stood their. One had well groomed black hair and beard, the other had black wild unkempt beard and hair that had been shoved under the chauffeur's cap. One had smooth blood red skin while the other had rough red skin like a piece of hot iron in a black smiths forge. Intelligent black and yellow eyes appraising the dull yellow blood shot eyes of the other as they took stock of each other. Tirek's tailored black suit gave hints to the toned, well muscled body underneath, while the other large man's suit barely hid his strong yet overweight body.

Finally a feminine voice from behind the man said, "Relax Bobu, I doubt a refined gentleman like him would be interested in harming me. Just have a seat in one of those chairs over there until I am done." A beautiful Japanese woman wearing a little black dress and with long flowing white hair and gold skin said as she stepped around him. Bobu grunted as he sat down in the chair, which gave a groan from his weight. "I do apologies, Bobu can be a bit protective of me." She said as she held out her hand to Tirek. "I am Lady Duckweed."

"Tirek Lord." He said as he shook her hand. "I could not imagine why you would need protecting by someone as rough as him."

"Just a bit of family troubles at home with a younger sibling, but I am sure my people will be able to deal with her while I am here working on insuring our families prosperity." She said with a laugh and a bit of mischief in her eyes.

"Ah, I understand, both me and my younger brother are attorneys, but we use to often find ourselves at odds with each other in court until I moved to Canterlot and joined the current law firm I am with." Tirek agreed.

"Yes, siblings do often butt heads over how they think things should be done." She said. "It was a pleasure to meet you Mr. Lord."

"The pleasure was mine Lady Duckweed." He said as he left.

As soon as the door closed both Aloe and Lotus entered the waiting room. "Greetings Tamamo no Mae, our queen is waiting to meet you." Aloe said as she touched a full sized ornate mirror and it's surface rippled like water.

"But only you alone. Your guardian must wait here for your return." Lotus then said as she motioned Tamamo no Mae towards the mirror.

"I will return shortly Bobu." She said as she stepped through the mirror with the twins.

Upon the other side the twins took their true forms as succubus twins as their clothing turned to smoke and disappeared. Their wings grew out of their backs and their horn grew from their heads. Finally both of them grew long prehensile tails. Tamamo no Mae just watched them with an unimpressed look before looking around the altered version of the spa. On one wall was a woman nailed to the wall like a piece of art with burning spikes hammered into her shoulders, hands, and legs. Her mouth was sewn shut and they had ripped her guts out so they could replace them with a clock that caused her to try to moan in pain with every tick of the clock. "Love the clock." She finally said.

"Yes, Afternoon Delight here worked at a hospital as the receptionist, but she enjoyed sneaking away with some of the doctors to have a very thorough examination a little too much. There was a terrible crash and because they were one doctor short a mother and child died. Now normally that would have been a sign to stop, but several months later a train derailed and yet again they were short and eleven people who shouldn't have died, well died. You would think after losing her job at one hospital she would stay at her desk when hired by another hospital, but not our Delight here." Lotus said as she fondled the woman's breasts while Aloe nibbled on her ear.

"Instead of just waiting for her shift to end and letting the hunky single doctor take her home and bone her all night, She instead decided to slip away with him and two nurses just before one jumbo jet crashed onto the runway and into another jet. This time it cost 47 people their lives and she ended up committing suicide some time afterwards. So now she will always be at her post, doing her job, and any daemon who wants to can make her orgasm." Aloe said as the tip of her tail fucked Delight towards an orgasm. "The thing is every time she orgasms her pain increases ten fold for exactly one hour, a minute per life her lust cut short." With that Afternoon Delight came and then began screaming so loud in agony that she ripped the stitches out of her mouth.

"PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME! I CAN'T STAND IT! JUST MAKE IT STOP!" She screamed until Aloe shoved a gag in her mouth.

"Oh but we have shown you mercy." Lotus purred into her ear. "Do you know how many of the damned would beg for the mercy of a single moment of pleasure here in hell?"

"And here we give our favorite wall ornament the great honor and privilege of regular orgasms." Aloe purred in her other ear. "Maybe, dear sister, we can hold an orgy in honor of our guest. Presenting her our clock for her pleasure since her depravity is legendary as a way to put on a demonstration of one of the greatest artist of both pleasure and pain."

"Why yes, that would be wonderful." Lotus purred. "Did you know it is said she once stripped all the skin off a girl, covered her in salt, and then forced her to have over 1,000 orgasms before she died? Imagine what she can do with someone who can't die and whose pain only increases with each orgasm."

"We shall see, after my audience with Queen Lilith of course, but I am interested in seeing how many orgasms I could have gotten out of that priestess if she hadn't died." Tamamo no Mae said as her nine golden tails with pure white tips fanned out behind her and her gold fox ears with white tips replaced her human ears. Finally she smiled with her sharp fox teeth at the woman before saying. "Maybe I will even stop by for a quick bite before going back since your heart, throat, and breasts will just grow back in an hour. ~and if your real lucky I'll bring you off again while doing it.~" With that she followed the twins through the door and into the city of Pandemonium, enjoying the look of shear terror in the damned woman's eyes.

Aiko stood with Koemi as they waited as the Docks swarmed with Tamamo no Mae's followers disguised as busy dock workers. The word had spread fast that one of the Three Terrible was back and had a plan to return them to better than their former glory. Unfortunately that plan included blocking the two of them from leaving Japan. "We wouldn't be in this mess if you hadn't insisted on visiting her grave and returning that thing." Aiko whispered as they watched and waited.

"It was her star ball, her very soul was inside it and a dead Kitsune can't rest until it is returned." Koemi whispered back. "Besides she is my sister. All you know of her is her legend, but she was still loving and caring back when I practically followed her around and thought the world of her, at least she was until..."

"Until what?" Aiko asked.

"Until she lost everything but me." Koemi told her. "A human stole her mate's star ball and used him to help her rise to power and destroy everything that could oppose her, including our village. In the end Mae was forced to seek aid to stop them. Only one answered her call, but at a great price, for all the power she took from him she had to take the equivalent of his essence upon herself until she could pay him a set price of souls to be released. Before she did it she made sure I was safe by imprisoning me within the temple that Sonata freed me from."

"Your tale begs the question of who did she make the deal with?" A quiet voice asked as an elderly man with a katana stepped out of the shadows to join them.

"Toshi your late." Aiko said to the Mujina as his badger like features flicked over his face for a moment.

"I had to arrange our travel plans and gather a few mischievous helpers deal with a minor problem before accompanying us on our journey." Toshi said. "They really do hate Japan and practically jumped at the chance to finally leave, but having human forms that look like children meant trying to leave without an adult by normal means was impossible. Thankfully Grandfather Toshi will be accompanying them this time via calling in a few old favors, which I do believe should be arriving in a few moments."

In the bay a fog began to rise from the water and rolling in rapidly as the shape of a large ship could be seen outlined within it. As the fog rolled across the docks the wind began picking up as the giggling of little girls heard just before the first Oni fell down in the fog and was quickly followed by more and more Tengu, Oni, Hannya, and Nekomata's being knocked down by something in the unearthly fog that was unaffected by the wind. Eventually there weren't an of Tamamo no Mae's servants left standing on the docks, but instead they were taped together with a strange purple glowing duct tape in a pile with three grinning little girls sitting on top. "Hi! I'm Tataku." The one holding a baseball bat said.

"I'm Tsumeato." The one filing her nails said.

"And I'm Hotai." The one putting a roll of duct tape into a first aid kit said.

"AND WE ARE THE KAMA ITACHI SISTERS!!!!" All three yelled together.

"THEIR SO CUTE!!!" Koemi squealed.

"You brought the sickle weasels." Aiko said as she pinched the bridge of her nose. "And got us a World War Two Funayurei." Motioning to the wrecked Japanese destroyer turned ghost ship.

"Tamamo no Mae has already gotten a head start on us and is known to be the most cunning and by far the most dangerous of the Terrible Three. The longer it takes to get there, the hard it will be to find her until she is ready to make her move and this time she is in a nuclear armed country where her rising to power will be as simple as just getting a pawn elected to office. The Yugiri can have us off the coast of the U.S. in a half an hour." Toshi said as he walked towards the three sisters as they jumped off their perch. "And as for my 'granddaughters', they are all that is available with every one else we could call on busy fighting the ones that have joined Tamamo no Mae's cause and keeping it from spilling over in front of the humans. Her return is not just bringing them out of hiding here, but in China, both Korea's, Thailand, etc. and it is spreading. She has given them hope, a chance to take back what they see as their world from the humans. The only three bright spots is the two of you not just fighting her to a standstill when she came back, but actually forcing her to flee, she only was able to copy part of the files on what has been going on in that school in Canterlot during your second confrontation, and that the U.S. is Queen Lilith's territory and she is as cautions as she is powerful. Any support she gives Tamamo no Mae will be very strictly limited at first, until she is sure this isn't a pipe dream, and then she will slowly throw her support behind her. That's if the Daemon Queen doesn't oppose her because she has her own plans or decides to sit this one out."

"Fine, let's just go then." Aiko said as she watched the dead sailors fawn over the Kama Itachi Sisters as they remembered their own children who had long since grown up and most likely had great grandchildren of their own.

A few minutes later the dock was clear as the magic on the duct tape disappeared as soon as the ship was far enough away and Tamamo no Mae's followers disappeared into the night. Only a few strips of duct tape remained to show that anyone had ever been there.

"Hey Adagio?" Pinkie Pie asked as she dusted and straightened the office while Adagio finished going over some paper work from Grogar Ram Sr.

"Yes Pinkie?" She asked as she read and not really paying attention.

"Why are these cute little statues of a fox and a raccoon glowing like this?" Pinkie asked as she pointed with the feather duster to the two statues that were glowing blue and green.

"It just means Tamamo no Koemi and Aiko are on the continent and somewhere within 500 miles of us." Adagio said as she read the fine print to see if any surprises, not that Grogar would, but still the devil was in the details. "Just go tell Aria to make sure we have plenty of rice wine, fried tofu, tobacco, and cookies available for when they show up and get Sonata to help fix up a guest room for them."

"Okie dokie lokie." Pinkie said as she skipped out of the room a minute before what they had been talking about finally clicked in Adagio's head.

"Well shit, there goes my relaxing weekend with Grogar Jr." Adagio said as she realized they hadn't actually gotten around to explaining to them that they were mortal now. "Oh well, how bad could it be?" Some where else in the house she heard Sonata squealing with joy over hearing her favorite kitsune was coming and Aria asking where her fake I.D. was. At that point her head met the desk and she groaned about not asking stupid questions.

Author's Note

Well I'm back for round two and ready for more mayhem. I especially enjoyed the scene with Bobu and Tirek since I wanted to establish they may see similar, but are also very different a sort of good day/bad day comparison.

Bobu's true form

Tirek

Aloe and Lotus the succubi twins because home is where the hell fire is.

Toshi, yes he is old, but he is an old badass.

The Kama Itachi Sisters and no they are not some replacement CMC.

A wrecked destroyer from World War 2 so you can understand what the Yugiri would look like.