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I would like to f*ck you, if that's okay with you

by andrizzi
Twilight didn't expect for a random pony to walk in and casually ask for sex. Surely there has something wrong with him, because you can't just go to somepony and casually ask to bang. Right?

Twilight knew it was going to be hard to be a Princess, but she didn't expect such a mental challenge from a subject. About something so trivial. Just out of nowhere.
It's not the fact that somepony finds her attractive. It's not the fact that he's so blunt about it either. She doesn't even find him rude, or creepy, or threatening, or anything.
But she's not going to let it go until she proves that he's wrong.

In short time, her mental sanity is at stake.


Written for Aragon's comedy contest. Prompt: We learned something Direct.
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to complete it in time.
This story will be about 8 chapters and 12k words long.

Teen
On Hiatus
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Romance
Comedy
Profanity
Sex
 
OTM

4784 words: Estimated 24 minutes to read

2 Chapters:

  1. Before the madness 2018-02-07 00:52:18 UTC
    2134
  2. Begin 2018-02-19 15:41:55 UTC
    2650