
Why Won't Everypony Stop Hitting on Rainbow Dash?
No matter where she goes, every turn leads Rainbow Dash to another unwanted proposition.
Rainbow Dash knows she's hot stuff, but not this hot! Something's up, and it's up to her to figure it out, all while dodging constant attempts to invite her into certain situations with certain ponies that she'd really rather avoid.
Rated teen due to an unrelenting onslaught of shameless innuendo and lascivious puns. By definition, no actual sex occurs, just lots of insinuation and double talk. I might actually bump it up to mature if enough people suggest that I do so, this being my first foray into such writing.
My entry into Aragon's Comedy (is serious business) Contest, under the prompt "We Learned Something Suggestive".



7805 words: Estimated 39 minutes to read
1 Chapter:
- Thwarting the Cat and the Rooster's Playdate 2018-02-09 17:55:19 UTC7805