I woke up in Ponyville Hospital and the only thing I can remember is how to walk, talk, eat, sleep, and monologue. I guess I also have some kind of superpowers? Although honestly it's hard to tell when using telekinesis and flying is NOT considered a superpower. Anyway, this is my story of how I try to get my memories back and how life refuses to let happen.

Rated T for some language violence and some sexual innuendos here and there.