Fallout Equestria: Forgotten ones

Oh, that's a lot of red bars. As I stepped through the door I was greeted with a metric fuckton of red bars. Now, how do you get to the bottom? Oh, that's useful A marker to where I need to go not how to get there. Even more helpful a small indicator that the bottom is down... fuck you stabletec.

As I walked along the hall I heard gunshots echoing from somewhere in the stable. As I was walking along I found a stairway leading down and decided to take a look. Oh was that a bad decision the second I turned the corner I came face to face with three ponytrons. As I ran back to the wall I felt my shell heat up from the impacts of their laser guns. Ah, fuck that burns. I took my revolver from is holster peeked back around the corner and jumped into sats, (Stabletec Assisted Targeting System) Time slowed to a crawl I selected the ponytron and nearly screamed as I saw the hit chance form 5 feet away was only 50% I queued up 5 shots to its torso and fired. Two of the five shots hit two of them flew over its head and into the other two and one somehow hit the wall to my side. The two that hit slammed into its chest causing it to spark and one of its rear legs to lock up.

As time resumed the ponytrons fired a volley of lasers straight into my head the lasers charring my face and burning away holes in my mane. I quickly ducked my head back around the corner and reloaded. Why the fuck did they give us revolvers today out of all days. One of the ponytrons stepped around the corner and fired lasers randomly down the hall. Well, I guess that makes it hard to dodge. I fired three shots at the ponytron one of them flew into the wall behind it and the other two bored a hole in its faceplate. The ponytron now blinded began to spin around and shoot randomly taking out the damaged ponytron causing the partially ponytron to fire at it as it was now marked hostile.

Note to self, blind robots. I peek around the corner and yell. "OI ROBO CUNT. FUCK YOU!" That's probably gonna come back and bite me in the ass but fuck it who cares. Huh, the robot cares I think the robot just started shooting mor- "OW FUCK!" Yup definitely pissed off le robot bitch. Ok, first things first Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow... ow my face. Second I should probably shoot back. I peek around the corner and fire three more shots. Two hit home going straight into its face the other one hit the side of its left foreleg bounced off... and hit the wall an inch from my face. The ponytron somehow not dead took the chance that me almost getting killed gave it. Fired a volley of lasers at me. Still distracted took all of them to the chest. I cried out in pain and fell behind the wall shell cracked and bleeding.

"Ahh fuck me!" Oh fuck you to Mr. Robot I shakily stood up levitated up my revolver. peeked it around the corner. When I pulled the trigger it didn't fire and just clicked. I remembered that the gun only had six shots. I pulled the gun back to me reloaded peeked around the corner and jumped into sats. As time slowed to a crawl I lined up six shots to the ponytrons chest. I watched as the bullets soared through the air and all struck home. TIme resumed and I watched as the ponytron exploded. I looked at my EFS and saw it was clear than began to continue my way down to the bottom of the vault.

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As I walked down the hall at the last level. "Fucking hell is this the bottom?! Am I done can I stop? It's been 4 hours."
Then from behind me, I heard a voice.

"Yes you can stop and yes you are here" Doodle chuckled.

I turned around surprised by the sudden voice. "Bah! waaa how... ok YAY!" I sat down.

"Yikes, that's a nasty wound you want me to check that out for you?" She motioned to the hole that was melted in the shell on my chest.

"No thanks it doesn't really hurt that much." That is somewhat concerning I think holes in your chest are meant to hurt but meh.

"Ok... well if that's the case we should get moving the exits just over here," She said this motioning down the hall right towards the wall.

"umm, that's a wall."

"no its a hidden door trust me, I have a map of the stable and all the hidden doors." she pulled out a map and pointed at the wall directly in front of us and a small symbol that looked like a door next to it.

"how do we open it?" I said looking for a terminal.

"tell me what is the most cliché way to open a hidden door in movies?" She said giving me a deadpan look.

"umm... I don't know we aren't really given movies just books."

"oh well this is awkward... well its the dumb hidden button thing. Stabletech wasn't the most original in hiding things."She walked over to the wall than placed her hoof on the floor right near the corner of the wall. there was a soft click She motioned for me to do the same in the other corner. I, of course, being the dumbass I am just sat there staring at my pipbuck trying to get the radio to work. "hey you over here" I look over and she motioned again for me to do what she was on the opposite side of the wall. So I walked over and put my hoof in the corner. There was another click and then the sound of a motor. The wall lifted into the ceiling.

We both stepped through the door that was now the wall into a small tunnel. The tunnel was covered in dust and garbage. "it should be this way these halls also connect to the armory so we might be able to grab some; armor, ammo, and guns" I simply nodded in response keeping an eye on my efs. Then I saw all of the red bars move behind us except one. Huh, that's weird. "I hope we get to that armory soon. It seems there is something down here that not even the robots want to fuck with."

"well let's hope it doesn't show up for the next 5 minutes because that's how long its gonna take to get there" She looked to her pipbuck and seemed to notice this as well. "In fact, it appears to be in the armory this could prove to be a problem"

"..."

"SON OF A BITCH"

"were here" she pointed to the armory door. I walked over to the door and put my ear to it... Silence.

"well, it seems to be empty let's go." I push open the door and get greeted by a giant sentry bot. I slowly scooted around the room looking around for a terminal. I eventually found a terminal and only barely stopped myself from screaming when I saw how difficult the terminal would be to hack. I sighed and snuck around to the back of it looking for the combat inhibitor. Ah ha, there it is I jumped into sats and targeted six shots to its combat inhibitor.

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

I was surprised when only 2 shots hit due to the fact I am only five or six feet away from it. Am I really that bad of a shot? The sentry bot activated and decided to target Doodle due to me not being directly in front of it. Doodle was fast to act and activated her stealth buck. Guess that explains how she appeared to me. I thought she was good until it wore off a couple seconds later. How long does it take for those things to recharge? Right friend getting shot now dumbass technology later. I to say the least was pissed as it should be shooting me. So I have two options here hide and see if she makes it. the selfish, easy, and smart option. Or run out yell at it shoot it till it dies and don't die in the process. The heroic, stupid, and difficult option...

I'm a complete and utter fucking idiot. I ran out and jumped onto its back. Oh, this is not a good ide- OW. The sentry slammed me into the ceiling. I in retaliation reloaded and shot six bullets into its torso hoping to hit something important. Hey, it worked the sentry slumped slightly then I realized it started to het up and glow red. I didn't know what was happening but all things considered, I'm getting off. I jumped off the sentry got behind the same table Doodle was behind, then. *BOOM* The sentry exploded bathing the room in fire and radiation. My pipbuck clicked rapidly than stopped. "so now what?" I said looking at her.

"so now what is that really all you have to say after killing that thing" She deadpanned.

"Ummm... Yea"

"... How did you know to shoot it there?"

"I get bored a lot."

"Ok well, that still shouldn't have died that fast how the he-"

"Shhhhh the author is a dumbass and wanted some form of conflict in this chapter."

"The author, what? ar- you know I'm not gonna ask."

I gave her a sheepish smile than looked around. "so this is an armory right. Where are the guns?"

Doodle looked at me like I was an idiot and said: "there probably in the gun racks."

I slowly look to the gun racks and lockers. There are a total of seven, three of which are racks the rest are lockers. I walk to one of the lockers and inspect the lock. "Yep, its a lock. Manual override!" With that, I pull out my revolver and shoot off the lock.

Doodle gives me a look that makes me feel like I should sleep with a knife tonight and I pull the remains of the lock off of the door, then pull it open the door lets out a small groan when I do. Inside of the locker, there's a picture of a turquoise unicorn on the door. The rest of the locker had mostly trash although there was some ammo for some sort of rifle. I took it just in case along with that there was some ammo for my revolvers a 10mm pistol I didn't have. I stepped away from the locker and saw Doodle looking through one. We checked all of the lockers and overall Doodle found some more ammo of various types probably need to look through that after a while. Some snack cakes and a sword... That seems a bit out of place but hey. Last but more than likely least she grabbed a bunch of bottlecaps. I'll ask about that later.

I found get this more random ass trash. Some assorted ammo most of the 10mm variety and a handful of shotgun shells, some dirty water a single beer which was cleverly hidden inside an ammo box under absolutely fucking nothing. The weirdest shotgun I have ever seen It looked like a double barrel shotgun had a child with a pump action. It was like a lever action but it loaded like a double barrel with one barrel its weird as hell but hey. (I later found out this was called a single shot shotgun which made me feel stupid because it was pretty obvious. But hey hindsight 20/20.) Last and definitely not least I fund some saddlebags with a spacial compression spell on them. I turn to Doodle and in a bad pirate voice say.

"So where to next captain?"

"Well if we keep going the way we were it will drop us right into the room with the door. Although I am slightly disappointed with the complete lack of anything armor related in this room."

I nod and begin to follow Doodle down the hall. The rest of the walk is completely uneventful which is good because if it was eventful that would mean more robots or we got caught. We reach the end of the hall which seems to be a dead end. But when Doodle pressed a button the wall slid down to reveal a completely empty room which looked like it hadn't been touched in a long time.

"Well, that's convenient its almost as if the author just wants this fucking chapter to be over already."

Doodle just gives me a look that walks over to a terminal and tries to hack it after backing out a couple of times she unlocks it and you know what it does... It opens the panel to the big red button that opens the door. I shit you not it is a big red button. amusing buttons aside I see Doodle walking over to the button and say.

"Stop!," Doodle looks over to me confused and I put on my most childlike grin, " Can I press the big red shiny button?"

Doodle sighs and says "Yes you can press the button"

I let out an excited squee run over and press the button. Once I do loud alarms start to blare and a massive arm swings down. The arm spins and disengages the massive locks on the door. Then with an ear piercing screech dislodges the door from its place revealing an elevator. I look at Doodle and we both begin to walk towards it once we get on I look for a button but it moves on its own a voice says.

"We hope you enjoyed your stay and thank you for choosing stable tec."

With that, the elevator reaches the top where we are met with... Pitch black.