Burn them all

by Connorcooper

Crazy that isn't always a bad thing you know

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Max was having the time of his life right now he broke into the former castle of friendship as he burned anything that came in between him and the throne room were his burning fire need to touch and burn away at the guilty that must be cleansed from this world with his fire. With his new ally fizz helping him burn anything that would move she had assisted max in burning down the main gate to the castle. The halls were filled with the cracks of fire and the screams of the burning sinner that flesh burned from their body, max with every step his smile began to grow wider and wider as he closed into the throne room he couldn't help but think of song that he decided to play on his phone that played on his armor's speakers.


"I don't give a fuck what you think about it I just might kill you today,"

With that loud music came from behind the door as Dave the second born of caribou god king dainn, the one who was the keeper of the main six, the one who helped his father bring down a kingdom, what was called the champion fear was for once...afraid of what was behind that door. As if the heavy boots and cracks of fire was already scary enough strange music was being played from the behind the door as Dave held his sword tight his legs shook in fear at was coming. As the foot steps stopped for a moment as the music began to grow quiet, for what was like felt like a hour Dave looked at a guard and ordered him to open the door.

"But sire,"

"DO IT!" Dave yelled at the guard.

The guard slowly walked over to the door as he reached to the handle the door burst open into flames knocking everyone backwards as the music was no longer muffled. The guard landed on his belly as it took him a moment to gather his bearings but before he could get up a large black armor leg stomped though his back as he let out a blood filled scream before dropping his as eyes rolled in the back of his head. Everyone got up to see a large black armored began giving a low dark chuckle as the smoke around him was thick and dark they could get a good look of him, the smoke made him look more demonic as what looked like flesh less wings moved from the smoke as he slowly walked to the group. Another being came from the smoke smaller but just as demonic followed the larger beast that came from the door and fire. The two stepped form the smoke, the large one was donned in black heavy armor with a strange gas mask with a large fire pump. Dave tried his best to not sound scared of what was in front of him and his men.

"W-w-who are you?"

The music stopped as the being tilted it's head to Dave.

"My name?"

Smoke was released from the figure helmet giving him a more alien fear to them.

"I'm Max Hellfire and this is Fizzing sparkler we will be your death for this evening," The now name max informed the caribou prince.

With that Fizz sprinted forward at one of the guards with amazing speed and slicing him in half with a flaming claw forming off her arm. Shocked Dave began to take a few steps away from her this caused Fizz to bend backwards till she saw Dave face, Dave could see her eyes though her mask with a insane look in them.

"Hee hee you look funny when your scared," Fizz spoke up with a muffled squeaky voice.

She then leaped back wards over Dave and landing on a guard's shoulders as she drove the claw into his shoulder causing him to scream.

"That's right open wide for you medicine," Fizz pulled out a test tube with a black liquid as she popped it open and poured it down the guard throat before jumping off him and landing next to another guard with a giggle before stabbing his neck.

The guard from before tried to swing at Fizz with his ax but stopped as he grabbed his neck in pain as he fell to the ground on his knees before fire roared out his eyes, mouth, noise, and ears. This caused Dave to back up in shock at what he just saw.

"what did you do to him?" Dave asked in fear.

Fizz hunched over and slowly walked over to Dave swinging her arms leg and right.

"Gave him a little strong to drink," Fizz told Dave.

Dave slowly pointed his sword at her in fear before backing to something, Dave slowly raised his head to see Max standing right behind him something told Dave that he was smiling like a mad man behind that mask. The prince of fear turned around and stricken Max's shoulder but the blade broke at the contact before Dave could do anything Max grabbed him by the neck and slowly lifted him off the ground. Max pulled him close as Dave could see his blank orange fire eyes before he was thrown across the room to the table with the food as he was covered in the food. The large hellfire monster slowly walked over to him as looked down at the prince of fear then back at the table before grabbing something off it.

"You look you need a drink here take it"

Max then force a bottle of whiskey down the caribou's throat before forcing the whole thing down his throat bottle and all breaking the bottle in the process. The prince grabbed his neck as the the burn of whiskey touched the glass open wounds as he could give a wheezed scream. Unknown to the prince max lit a match off the prince's antlers before grabbing his antlers forcing him to look him dead in the eye.

"Yo-your...in-in-insane," Dave wheezed out.

Max didn't say anything but forced Dave mouth open.

"You say that if it is a bad thing," Max then dropped the match down Dave throat as it caught fire before the heat caused his throat to exploded.

Max let go of the dead prince of fear as the body then dropped to the ground in flame, as Fizz walked over to Max with her hands behind her back as she looked at the burning body.

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"I dunno,"

"Sooooooo what now?"

The two then looked behind them to see five of the main six holding their purple friend in fear, Twilight was nude and seemed to be past out from extensive rape. Max slowly walked over to six, rainbow dash wanted to step in front of him but after what she just saw she had a feeling he was on their side. The black armor teen's hand was roared in fire before becoming a strange syringe then stabbing it in Twilight's leg.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!?" rainbow screamed.

Max didn't say anything but went over to one of the guards body before summoning a large meat hook and stabbing the body.

"She stable...Fizz you get them dress I'm hungry I'm going out to make some breakfast K?"

Fizz nodded at her friend, Max gave her a thumbs up before walking out.

"Be sure to make me some!" Fizz yelled down the hall.


"...SO then you got the six dress and got outside and eat breakfast with Max?" Tempest asked Fizz.

"Yeppers that's what happen," Fizz said before bitting into her meal.

Tempest was in shock on of the guard came in her tent and told her that Max went to ponyville and not long after smoke came for ponyville and Fizz was missing.

'We didn't have the power to take ponyville for the past year and here max walked in a killed all the caribou and freed them within a day and he sitting on a pile of ash eating whatever that is like it was no big deal,'

Max himself was humming a tune as he ate some unknown meat as tempest wandered what it was.

"What are you two eating anyway?"

"Oh this?"

Tempest nodded.

"Is caribou,"


Author's Note

Well this was quicker than expected.

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