(At the void of nothingness)

"SO my dearest flame headed beast how is everything doing with your champion?" Asked a living piece of slime that holding five cards as he gave two to the dealer.

"Well if you must know Tzeentch he is doing...more than expected," The fire avatar told his fellow supernatural being.

"Or is he?" Tzeentch mess with the avatar of fire.

"Shut it you smiley fucker I actually like this one brutal as he is insane and as STOP CHEATING YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO LOOK AT ANOTHER'S CARDS THAT BREAKING THE RULES YOU ASS!" roared Khome.

"Why can't we just play a normal game of poker for once," Nurgle groaned.

"Just came yourself my father I promise that my champion will free you from this prison soon from that trader," The avatar of fire told his adopted demotic father, as he gave up two cards to get two back.

"Well he better or else it will you be under my ax," Khome hissed before give and taking a card.

"But I must ask what happens when you fire of insane burns his mind to ash what will happen then will he be worst that my brute of a brother Khome," Tzeentch asked.

"Watch you tongue or I will rip it out,"

As khome finished a another being entered to void similar to the avatar of fire but more feminine and looking like ice walked into the room.

"He does have a point brother what happens then will he go on and burn anything that no on fire until theirs nothing left?" Asked the new comer.

"Well welcome sister but to answer your question I have the feeling that he using the madness for himself than the other way around, because when I found him his mind was already gone so I think he will be more than fine," The avatar of fire told the avatar of ice as she sat down on a icy like throne as the invisible dealer dealed her in.

"I don't think you would mind if I have one of my assistants prevent him from the madness anyway?" She asked her brother as she moved her cards around.

"Well that depends on who your sending?" the fire avatar said placing down a full house causing the chaos gods to groan, as they threw down their cards.

"I should have seen that coming," Tzeentch groaned out as he placed two of a kind.

"If you must know my brother my own champion that has been with me for awhile," said the avatar of ice.

"Wait you don't mean-"

"Yes I have the feeling two insane warriors isn't enough so I have the feeling that she will get along well with 'Max' was the name he's using now? the avatar of ice told her brother as she placed a four of kind down causing her brother to hiss before placing his head on his hand.

"I have to admit that sounds fun to watch," her brother said as he lost the pile of souls to his sister.

"Why don't we do that now," Nurgle asked as he summoned a mousy planet like TV.

Tzeentch pull out a bowl of popcorn out of no where along with many 3D glasses covering his 12 eyes.

"What are you waiting for lets watch some guts go flying!" khome roar in excitement.

Max was currently loading his revolver since he found out he can summon weapons from ALL fallout game while he was enjoying some jet and singing insanity to himself.

"Insanity everyone is said and done, everyone has had their fun-"

Before max could finish he felt a pair of arms around his neck.

'Fizzing,'

"Hey max can I ask you a question,"

(like this but max has his armor on)

"Go ahead fizzing I won't mind what you ask,"

"How powerful is you fire-"

She saw that max had that look, he hated when people called his flamer a 'fire pump'.

"Sorry flamer, how hot can it get up to?" Fizz asked.

"Well it can get up to temperatures around 1500 C besides from that I haven't really see it go higher than that...yet," Max told her.

"Oh oh can we test it later?" Fizz asked again.

Max smiled.

"Sure I would love to see what happens when you mix caribou and white fire,"

Fizz laughed and clapped her hands tougher.

"OHHHHH I can't wait to watch,"

As if on the spot a large matching was heard.

"Looks like someone is early to see the monsters today," Max said getting up with a grin.

(a hour before when tempest woke up from passing out from fizz's answer)
((inside of the now freed castle of freindship)

"I can't believe you two," She said holding the side of her head.

"You better believe it sister we just purged this village of all of its sinners and freed of it's slaves," Max braged.

"Yeah," Fizz shouted as the two high five like bosses.

(max is peridot and fizz is lapis)

"NO you don't understand their another settlement close to this one it's at applejack old farm they are using it as one of slave farms that the caribou use to trade slaves,"

...

"Where is this farm?" Max asked.

"Oh its that way," Fizz pointed out a window.

Max got up and did the unexpected.

(later)

Max was currently had almost all the mares of the base dog piling on top of him.

"Max you can't go running in and killing caribou like a rabbit on cider," Tempest told the pryo.

"Why?"

"Well you can't"

"But why though?"

"You leave us in a the exposed statue you already reclaimed one of king diann's castles from him and you killed one of his sons so he will throw everything at us now," tempest told max.

"So?"

"The smoke from your attack mostly likely has the camps whole slaver army coming this way so if you aren't here-"

"You'll be exposed to an attack," Max asked.

"Yes thank you,"

"SO when they get here I can kill them?" Max asked again.

"Um...I guess so,"

The caribou prince of chains third born of diann the once who created the first slave camp for his father empire, the one name...chains (max really thinks that a stupid name) was currently walking with his camps army to check on the smoke coming from his brother's village to see what happened and if he need help.

As chains walked into the village he saw it was covered in ash as charred bodies of caribou were laying on the ground with screaming looks of pain on the skeletal faces. But what made chains's raise his eye brows is that in the middle of town sitting on a pile of ash was strange being on the pile. His army walked over to the figure he spin something around his finger as the shadow of his hair covered his face in the darkness but the troops were feeling uneasy thanks to the sick smile they could help but see but grew as they got close.

He stopped spinning what ever he had as he got up from the pile of ash and down at chains who was the first to speak.

"Greetings fellow male if you don't mind me asking who did this to our fellow males and where female sluts did this?" the being spoke in a sing song voice that made the men have a chill crawl down their spines.

"No female did this my friend~"

Chains looked at the figure in confusion.

"Than who did this?" He asked.

"Are you blind it was ME," With that the figure began to laugh that could make a dragon shit himself.

Most of the group took a step back at the laughter.

"By the king the sluts corrupted his mind into madness!" one of the slavers yelled out.

"Brother you are sick let us help you," chains told the figure.

"Sick? I never felt so good in my life I just want to party!"

With that Max jumped into the group as he fire his gun as they explode into fire explosions as he spun around.

One of soldiers came at him with his spear but max quickly moved out the way.

"Miss me miss me now you got to get bit!"

With that Max ran to the soldier before literary biting his face off.

"You cannibal!"

Max spat out the caribous face out.

"Now now that just mean I wouldn't such a thing,"

Another solder came at him but Max jumped backwards into the air as he reached behind his back.

"Check this out I can even summon mods!"

With the soldiers head exploded in fire.

"THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME," Max let his guard down before being killed in the face.

"I got him," A soldier shouted in pride.

Max got up with blood coming from his forehead with a smile on his face.

"You know its rude to hit someone in the face,"

As the soldier was brutally killed some of their guards dropped their weapons in fear and tried to run away to be met with a mare landing in front of them as the path was set to flame.

"Where you boys going its my turn to play!" Fizz laughed.

She then pulled out her own 'flamer' as she began to use it on the troops.

"THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!" Fizz yelled as the soldier flesh began to melt away.

Chains was now scard shitless his legs were gone as the monster infront of them was eating them as he could only just watch.

"Not as good as your brothers but just as juicy I mean the prince of fear had a bit more spicy taste to his blood," Max told chains as he threw the bone to the side.

Chains couldn't say a word as he watched in fear as the one who ate his brother, along with his brother's army, his army, and now him.

"You wont get away with this my father will come for you and-"

"Hey I don't care,"

"If you father sends more to come let them come that means more food for me and fizz," Max said as he grabbed chains's neck as he licked his cheek.

"Besides I have to do something with the leftovers~"

Unknown to max and the group a figure watched from afar

"Mistress was right I got the feeling this 'max' and I will get along quight well,"

with that the figure smiled.

Author's Note

quote of the day goes to hollow ichigo

Also Max and fizz isn't a cannibal if you were wandering