Twilight sparkle's Love Lessons

Twilight sparkle opened the door to her house and walked outside in the sunlight. She was purple because she was born that way, and also because her favorite color is purple. She stretched her arms in the light of the sun in the sky, but then she realized something bad.

She was NAKED!

"Oh no, my boobs are out where people can see them if they have eyes!" said Twilight, and she covered herself and ran inside.

"Wow Twilight you idiot, did you forgot to put on your clothes wears before you go outside today?" said Spike.

"Yes," said Twilight, who had her boob out, they both had nipples on them and one of the nipples had a hair sticking out a little bit.

"Wow Twilight your boobs are so big," said Spike. "Can I touch them?"

"No spike I will not sex you, because you are underage. That's gross and weird." said Twilight and she put her clothes on and went outside instead of inside.

"Okay, what should i do today?" said Twilight who was not naked. She had clothes on. "Well I'm hungry and not fat so I'm gonna go to AppleJack's farm and eat apples." She said and she walked really sexily to Apple's farm which had apples at it.

"Hi Applejack," said Twilight Sparkle.

"Hi Twilight, can you help me fuck some apples?"

"Wat you say!"

"I mean buck some apples from the tree."

"Oh okay, sure Applejack," she said and Twilight kicked the tree and apples fell down, but the apples went on her clothes and pulled them down off her and she was NAKED again.

"Oh no," said Twilight.

"Wowdy there Partner thats abig boobs," said Applejack. "Mine's not as big though," and she showed her boobs but they were smaller and also not as big.

"But Applejack," blushed Twilight, "We're both girls we cant do naught things!"

"Thats where you're wrong partner," said Applejack, and she ripped her pants off revealing her Gigantic Dong.

"Oh my Celestigod it's so big," said Twilight. "Are you sure it can fit into my nipples?"

"Twilight you don't fuck the nipples haven't you had sex before?" said Applejack whose cock dong was growing by the hour.

"No I haven't, I'm a virgin, which means I haven't had sex before." said Twilight who was ashamed because she was a virgin which means she wasn't ever had sex.

"Well don't worry pardner, I'll teach you how to fuck like a sex," said Applejack and she went to Twilight and her wang was really big.

"Oh no," said Twilight. "But where do I put it?"

"You have to put it in your vaganiga," said Applejack who was squishing Twilight's boobs in her face.

"Oh, ok." said Twilight and she put Appledong in her girl hole and Apple fuck her good.

"OH OH MY GOSH!" said Twilight "Thats amazing it feel so Goood oOoOoOoOoOoOo oh BABY oh MAMA" and she was panting hard and the sweat was like lube.

"YEEHAW PARTNER" screamed applejack as her dong wang penis shot white hot juice everywhere on herself and Twilight and on Big Macintosh who was also there.

"Wow that was fun Applejack," said Twilight. "Thank you for teaching me to do a good sex."

"No problem pardner," said Applejack. "Now suck my dick."

"No thanks." said Twilight "I've gotta go sex more people now that I know how to do it."

_ LATER _

Twilight went to the bar and there was lots of people there, and also I was there.

"Hey detective jakkid166, you want to fuck me?" said Twilight.

"No thanks," said me. "Detective jakkid166 don't do that shit, I'm gonna stay a virgin forever so i can be a good example to my kids when I have them."

"Well okay, do you know anyone who I can do a sex with?"

"I dont fuckin know uhhhh go fuck Celestia."

"BUT!" said Twilight "I can't do that shes the princesses don't sex!"

"Okay then, go fuck Pinkie Pie. She doesn't have a dick."

"OK."

So Twilight went to the wherever Pinkie Pie lives and she went inside instead of outside.

"HI Twilight what are you doin'?" said Pinkie

"Pinkie Pie, we need to sex right now." said Twilight and she pulled her clothes open and she was boobs.

"Damn right," said me.

"What you say!" said Pinkie. "But I'm a virgin, I don't know how to sex!"

"Dont worry I'll teach you," said Twilight seductively and she put a sexily smile on her face and went to Pinkie and put her boob in her face.

"Wow this is good boob!" said Twilight.

"Hows about we go to the bed.... in your bedroom........ upstairs................" said Twilight.

"Ok." said Pinkie and they went upstais in the bed and got naked, and Twilight started doing stuff to Pinkie. It's too gross to say though, but it has tounges and varginas in it. Twilight rub her boob all over Pinkies boobs and they rub their crotch areas together.

"Wow Pinkie you're teaching me so much about sex!" said Twilight "You must be really experienced, how many guys you fuck every day?"

"At least 3!" said Pinkie "But theres that one guy Detective Jakkid166 I wanna sex so bad but he won't let me."

"I know, right?" said Twilight and she have a CUMGASM all over the bed.

"Dang," said Pinkie. "That's good fucking." And they put their clothes on.

Twilight took out a cigarette and smoked it. "Yes fucking it was, now I know how to sex both man and woman! This begins my journey to sex everyone I see."

Just then Rainbow Dash crash through the window, but cause the window is glass there was glass shards everywhere and they got stuck in rainbow and she was bleeding all over.

"Sup guys how it goin?" said Rainbow "Why does it smell like fucking in here?"

"Because we was fucking." said Twilight

"Wow thats hot." said Dash. "You got room for one more right?"

"HELL YEAH." said Pinkie.