Twilight sparkle's Love Lessons

Twilight walked out of the house place after having a good butt time with Pinkie and Dash.

"Wow that was a good sex, it's a good thing you didnt see it," said Twilight as she was walking down the street and ponies was staring at her because of how sexy she was. She knew she was sexy and she new it so she walked so sexily down the road all the guy and girl poneys made a load in their pants even if they weren't gay.

"Yeah well I'm bisexual so I can fuck both sex," said Twilight as she knocked on Fluttershys door because she was at her house now. Fluttershy opened it then turned the knob.

"Hey Flutteyshy," said Twilight who was squishing her own boob tits. "Can I come in?"

"Sure." said Fluttershy. Twilight walked into the house and noticed how biggantic Fluttershy's breast was.

"Wow Flut, you have such big boobs," said Twilight. "Want to see mine?"

"Ok," said Flut and she ripped her shit off and her boobs were there. "Wow those are big too."

"Yea they are," said Twilight "I made them big because I was born that way. Now we have to become sexuals."

"But Twilight I'm not a lesbian" said Fluttershy.

"Oh okay." said Twilight and she left and was disappointed.

"Fuck me I just want to fuck someone." said Twilight "But who can I do the sexy wexy dicky sticky with?"

"I can help with that." said Discord who was there now.

"What do you mean?" said Twilight.

"I can help with that." said Discord.

"How?" said Twilight.

"By helping you" said Discord.

"Okay." said Twilight and then Twilight went to Discords house and they had big sex.

"Help I don't know how to write a sex scene with Discord." said Twilight.

"Good point I dont even know if I have a dick" said Discord "Okay well I have an idea how about you go fuck yourself."

"Wow that's rude," said Twilight.

"No like go fuck yourself literally make a magic of yourself then fuck it," said Discord.

"Wow amazing idea" said Twilight and she went back home and looked in her fuck books for a magic sex yourself spell.

"Hey Spike send a letter to Twilight" said Twilight.

"Ok said spike." said Spike and he did that and sent the letter to Celestia like she said.

"Aha I found it!" said Twilight and she opened the book and there was the spell and in it was a picture of Twilight but there was also two Twilights which means there were two of her (in the book not in the real life).

So Twilight did the spell and then there was two of her (in the real life not in the book.)

"Wow my own clone," said Twilight "Are you ready to sex."

And then Twilight and clone Twilight fucked each other so much that they had sex.

"Wow this is so fun," said Twilight and she grabbed a book and used it as a dildo and also she has boobs.

And then clone Twilight used her magic to make herself have a big magic penis and she fucke Twilight's place with it and she liked it a little.

Finally the two stopped having sex because they were tired and they was already both orgasmed like 15 times and also because Spike was there the whole time watching and he had no idea what the fuck was going on.

"What the fuck is going on" said Spike.

"Dont worry about it its just adult Dancing." said Twilight and she made her clone disappear and she was still naked so she used the magic to make herself new clothes and she wasnt naked anymore.

But then Celestia crashed through the window and punched Twilight in the face and yelled in her ears "Twilight I got your letter it means we have to have sex right now!"

"Fuck" said Twilight and then they did that (but i wont show it to u guys because its too expilcit for this story)

And then after they did THAT then Luna crashed in and she said the same thing and then THEY fucked big.

And THEN finally Twilight was so tired from all the fucking that she went to sleep bed.

After she got up in the morning she woke up and got breakfast which was toast and breakfast. After she drank her coffee she looked out the window and for some reason the sun was on fire but she didn't care because she was too happy to be having lots of sex. But then someone knock on the door.

Twilight opened the door and standing there was ME, Detective Jakkid166.

"Oh hello Detective Jakkid166 the greatest detective in the world what are you doing here?" said Twilight.

"I'm here to warn you about the PROPHECY" said me "Can I come in?"

"Only if you fuck me sex." said Twilight.

"Goddammit Twilight okay fine ill do that if you insist." said me and I came in but then the ground SHOOK BIGLY.

"Oh fuck its too late, the prophecy is happening!" I shouted.

"What is it?" said Twilight.

"The prophecy says you have to fuck everyone in town or else the world will end from meteor strikes."

"Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, why does me sex stop meteors?"

"I dont fuckin know the science of how it works, it doesent even fucking make sense you ass but just do it. But it doesent include me, I'm the only one who you dont have to sex."

"How do you even know this?"

"Because its the PROPHECY!" said me "And Im a detective I know things you don't."

"Okay fine." said Twilight. "Also I want coffee."

"Me too," said me "Detective Jakkid166 drinks coffee."

After we did that I lookd out the window and there was still meteors falling in some places but not a lot but it was still happening which was bad.

"Okay Twilight now you have to gofuck everyone else," I said because I was drinking coffee.

"Okay, it is time," said Twilight and she left to go do that.