As I sat on the bed, my leg crossed so that my private part doesn’t dangle freely for all to see even though it’s getting cramped by the second. Lisa and Pinks stared at me with that half disappointed half mad look, I stare back with unamused emote on my mask.

“Why are you staring at me like that?” I asked even though I already knew the answer.

They stared at me harder as if they’re sending a mental note through the hive mind.

“It's not my fault, that guy knows whats coming for him.” I retorted back.

Yeah, after Doctor Horse, snort snort, shoved his dick up my face when I’m still in my lockdown state, I busted one of his nuts right then and there.

When I said I busted his nut I mean not in a good way.

I uppercut that motherfucker’s nut sack and because I hit it with a mechanical limb it made an crack sound when I punch it or was it just my imagination?. Either way, I’m not feeling guilty about it, I mean who the fuck shove their dick to a child's face anyway?

Well, there is that one guy in the dark alleyway, but last time I’ve seen him, he got a gender transplant after he lures in a wolf demi-human to his spot. But hey, that guy is a pedo, everyone knew whats comin’ for him. But this guy, he is a freaking doctor and shoved his dick up my face.

How fuck up is that?

Or maybe that was something to do with their culture like the bunny demi-human, every mating season they would relieve each other’s needs and for your information, the bunny people only have a single gender, no I don’t mean that they are herms, or if you prefer more simple word futas.

They are one of the unique demi-humans on earth because for some reason every one of them is females, never in the entire history, there have been a male bunny people. To reproduce they would find another species of male, whether it be human or demi-human, and stuck with them as a soul mate or find another male that more suitable for breeding if they already have one. So bunny demi-humans ain't the perfect type for a partner in life unless you have a buff-ass body and top-notch physics then you'll be bunny chicks magnet because they're a warrior race that desires strong offspring.

And no, they do not know the meaning of whore. They said that this method has been used since the dawn of time so it ain’t much of a taboo.

The same thing goes for the lamias apparently, the half human half snake people. Except they're hunter race so they're attracted to more agile and durable spouse, they had a way to find the perfect match by coiling them, like snake did with their prey, and proceed to do the mating ritual in that position, if the male succeeded to stay conscious the whole time then they're worthy for the lamias to breed.

How did I know this? Well Sintia, one of the members of the same squad as me, is a half human half snake and half dragon demi-human, dragged me into her room and proceed to rape me, it took me a moment to realize that it was the first day of heat season. She warps me with her long scaly green snake tail and did the whole mating ritual, dislocate both my shoulders and legs, shatters a couple of bones all the while with her draconic strength.

And apparently, I am a worthy mate.

Thankfully I can produce sticky-white-cum-like substances to cool off her burning desire without getting her pregnant. But that doesn't mean she stops using me like a damn sex toy. After a full week of being paralyzed, yes the lamias can inject venom with their fangs and they can control how deadly it can be, and getting crushed like a tin can the matting season finally passes.

When the other found me in her room I was already worn out, covered in bite marks from top to bottom, slept away peacefully warped in her tail me like a blanket. The both of us are covered in sweat and other body fluids that you all know damn well what the hell those are. After that fiasco, I had to work my ass off so that I don't get replaced by another person because I haven't done any mission in a week, on the other hand, Sintia got a scoot free because she went through her heat cycle.

That freaking lucky bitch.

Wait what the hell am I talking about? Whatever. Anyway, after I Shoryuken that doctor’s balls, and knocked him unconscious, the whole room lit in a blaze, not in the actual flame of course. Everybody here screaming their head off, both Lisa and Pinks frantically called for the nurse to help the doctor who has a case of foam coming from his mouth. Red just stared at me like I’m going to bust his nuts next.

And I just sit in the middle of the room without a care in the world, glaring at the doctor.

After a good 5 minutes of panics, everyone calmed down. The nurse that I almost bump to earlier came in with another nurse, who I don’t pay much attention to her, bringing a stretcher. They, somehow, carried the knocked doctor out of the room with the said stretcher, probably to another room so that another doctor can check his damaged nut sack.

Sucks to be him.

After that fiasco, the room occupants started to calm down. I still sat on the middle of the room observing all the things that happen, figuring out that Doctor Horse isn’t going to wake up soon, I decided to find a way out by my own.

Five steps from where I am sitting before, I felt pain flared from one of my new pony ears. And I must tell you that those things are sensitive as fuck. Imagine your ear getting bit by a lion and the lion’s teeth are made out of hardened lava, times that by 10 and you get the same feeling that I felt.

Turns out it was Lisa who is biting down my right ear and drags me toward the hospital bed, I had no other choice but to comply to avoid any more pain. Despite being a herbivore, its still freaking hurt even without canines.

I still have a second layer of skin that protected me but for some reason, it doesn’t cover my ears, probably because earlier I was thinking of my previous form when I formed the wooden layer of skin so that doesn't include my new pony ears.

Lisa proceeded to plop my ass down on the bed and chewed my ears off, figuratively of course. I manage to pick up some of her words while I tuned her out, she was saying that I shouldn’t be throwing punches when somepony is giving me a ‘hug’.

Madafaka what the fack? When someone, assuming that word is the equivalent to ‘somepony’, is hugging the others, they don’t shove their dicks up each other faces, well unless you’re one of those herm people, y’know those guys who have both dick and pussy.

I swear to god if I visit that one village again I’m sure my mind would shatter to dust. Last time I was there to spend my week worth of vacation, don’t ask how my sister talk me into it, I came out as a blubbering mess of a slut.

Yep, definitely going to be my worst and best vacation ever.

Hey don't judge me.

Anyway, after Lisa was done her hour-long lecture about being a good colt, not that listen to her, she told me to go apologise to Doctor Horse when he wakes up, which again I ignored because I was too busy figuring out how the hell I will leave this place, sure I can jump out from the window right beside of my bed but that could go north really fast. After that how am I going to return to Base? I can’t even get a single bar of signal, via tower or satellite, so I can’t contact HQ.

Its weird enough that I cant get a signal because I’m sure that every corner of the world is covered and there are more than 300 satellites floating in the atmosphere that I can have access to, only for contacting the HQ of course.

The mechanic part of my brain is acting like a transmitter because I like to get access to the internet 24/7 and in touch with the HQ. Because I’m the Go-to guy for those missions that required a lot of firepowers, I’m often doing mission more than four times a day so communication is a critical factor.

No matter how far I am from the Base or HQ I can always contact my teammates or the other higher-ups for reinforcement. But because my method that I use, which is powering through the obstacle, I never actually got to command a squad, I only gave the point of the objective and the squad leader will take care the rest.

Hey, just because I can’t command a single squad well it doesn’t mean I’m bad at teamwork. Not going to brag or anything but when another member of S.A.S is teaming up with me, we’re whopping ass left and right.

Anyway, after Lisa gave me a one hour worth of lecture, we started this little staring contest because she knew that I wasn’t listening to her because I wasn’t answering to her question that I didn’t listen.

I was too busy planning on how to get back to the Base, thankfully it’s wasn’t my first time being lost but this time is not in the middle of bumfuck nowhere jungle. I was going for the basic survival game plan, built a house, find out where the heck you are, construct something to make contact with, sent out an SOS signal and finally wait for rescue.

I did all of that just in one day so it doesn’t really count as getting stranded. Well there is one time I crash landed on an island that has a natural electromagnetic field covering it, so any attempt on communication with radio is a complete failure and the island can’t be seen with satellite cams, but that is going to ‘Escaped from Hell’ folder because I had to run 24/7 from huge big tiddy Amazon women that want to have sex with me.

Most people would think that place as a heaven on earth but with how many skeletons scattered in the cave near their village, all of them has their pelvis shattered, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out why there is not a single male in that island.

Fortunately, I don’t have the urge to go there and slap dem thicc thighs because there are specific things that can pump me up. One of them is neko-cat girls and some demi humans.

Yes, I am an otaku and I’m not afraid to admit it. Anime is one of the biggest sources for my arsenal, aside games and movies.

Crap, I went off topic, again, I was planning on where should I build my temporary base, guessing that I’m in sort of town judging how much building I saw when I glance out through the window, I should make my base hidden. The forest from earlier where I woke up should be good enough to hide it but the leaves seem thick enough to block the signal I sent out.

Speaking of signal I should have received any sort of it since I’m in the middle of a town. A town means civilizations and that leads to th-

My trains of thought were cut off when the nurse from earlier walk in with a clipboard in her mouth and a stethoscope around her neck, ‘Huh so that’s how they grab things, it should make sense because how the hell they can grab something with their hooves.’

All of the room occupants turn their head to her direction, she paused for a moment for the sudden attention that we’re giving her before continued walking toward me, taking a moment to realize that Red is fidgeting in the corner of the room while staring at me as if I was going to lash out any second.

To be fair he has the front row seat of my Nut Bustin’ show.

She shook her head and mumbles something about the poor stallions, she looks at me and smiled, not that kind of smile I always came across, a genuinely sweet smile that you gave to others close to you.

"Hello dear, my name is Nurse Redheart and I am going to examine your condition." alright fair enough, I did got hit by something hard enough to leave a dent and because I'm not too familiar with this body I should let her handle it.

It was the standard checkup, she asks me where does it hurt, checking my injured wings, listening to my breathing cycle all the while I tried to figure out 'How the hell did she grab the stethoscope with her hoof?!?!'. That thing is basically a giant thumb with a thick nail at the end of it, there is no way that she can grab thing with those, thankfully my mask is covering my shocked expression so that I don't embarrass my self.

"There we go dear all done, you're such a brave colt." Nurse Redheart says as if I was younger than I already am, and giving me a kiss on my forehead before writing something on the clipboard with a quill, not that surprising since elf usually writes with bird feather.

"Uhh, what?" I asked.

"I’m sorry, what was that dear? I really didn’t catch that one.” She asked, tilting her head to the side and her left ear lowered.

“Its just a simple health inspection, why do you have to praise me like that?” I asked again.

She had this unease look on her face, her eyes darting here and there as if there is an answer written somewhere in this room “Uum…well…I wasn’t expecting for you to be brave like that, the other colts are accompanied by their parents so that they don’t cry their eyes out most of the time, it was a surprising thing that you don’t shed a single tear given the fact that you’re alone.”

Seriously? Does someone cry just because of that? Well not that I can blame them because they are just kids anyway.

“O…kay? Anyway, can I get out of this place?”

“Not yet dear, we still have to fill the paper for your visit, I understand that you want to meet your mommy and daddy very much but we still have to document your visit. Is it alright to ask you a couple of question?”

My blood turns cold at that last part, is this some sort of simulation to dig out information from me? I never saw anything like this, I have been captured and put into a simulation before but nothing like this one, the other fake reality fabricator machine are usually limited to only visualization and audio simulation, not all blown reality copy like this.

The only computer that is capable of simulating all 5 senses is the one I created by myself, not to mention it only can work up to 8 minutes, 10 minutes top before combusting into a fireball. I can easily break out from the fake reality with ease because technology is my stuff but this one is an odd one, I can’t feel a single code traveling through the air like any other simulation, but there is something in the air, can’t place a finger on what it is but I can feel it.

“Well dear, if you don’t want to answer it’s alright but it will be a really huge help to find your parents or relative.”

I thought everyone know that my parents are gone. Oh well, what the heck, the past is the past, its time to enjoy the present and plan out the future. Might as well play along to see where this is going.

"Yeah sure, ask me anyway."

Author's Note

I was in the middle of typing this story and a random thought came up 'how much this Equestria will be gender reversed?'

I'm confused whether or not I should do a complete reversal or just making the stallions a bunch of pussy. For example, having the stallions dress up like a mare and reverse with the mare or both gender is wearing the same clothes.

I don't really know, let me hear your suggestion.

And should I move this story to M rating?