Since becoming the Princess of Friendship, and having to deal with saving Equestria every few months, Twilight has turned to the bottle. However, instead of late nights at the bar with Berry Punch, she has took up drinking bottle after bottle of hot sauce.

Naturally, Spike becomes concerned, and when he arranges an intervention Applejack makes a mistake that could mean a choice between returning home or living their lives as pets.

This story is a commish-request by Viper Pit.

Contains: Anthro Mane 6, Petting,
snuggling, and mentions of drinking.