Recap.

The last week has been a whirlwind of activity. The first was telling the kids that Celestia is going from being their aunt to their new herd mother. They were very happy about it and I saw Scoots shed a few happy tears over it. The second thing was that we had another baby on the way. That got them to cheer for an hour straight and their smiles were present all day. The third thing was a bit of an ordeal. We announced that Celestia has joined my herd and was carrying my child. The general populace was thrilled as well as a few nobles. However, a few neigh sayers, namely nobles I've pissed off, are against it. It would've caused a major incident and a lot of legal work since they feel being with both rulers was a conflict of interest or some BS. However, it pays to be a god. Enough said. At the end of the sixth day, Tia had moved into the house and much like Luna heads to Canterlot three times a week to do her duties as a princess while much of the paperwork is delivered to the house. All in all, things were coming together nicely.

Now, I and my herd were invited over to Twilight's place for a pancake breakfast, which is where we head to now.

Twilight's place.

Jackie, Luna, Tia, Swagger, the girls, and I were staring at Twilight, sleeping and using a stack of pancakes as a pillow. After a minute or two of watching this, I turned to Swagger. "I thought I told you not to keep her up with all-nighters?"

While the girls snickered at what I was suggesting, Swagger gave me the bird before answering. "We haven't been up all night and she hasn't been studying like a college student on the verge of failing. Truth be told, she didn't come home last night." That got us to grow suspicious.

"Odd, I thought she would've come home after helping me give all my animal friends a bath," Fluttershy shared while looking at Twilight.

"That would explain all the dirt and twigs in her mane when she came to help make all these pancakes for our pancake breakfast. She had us stay up all night and make all sorts of pancakes. There's even a special surprise pancake for whoever finds it." Wonder what makes it a surprise pancake? "I thought we had made enough flavors, but she insisted we keep making more," She told us while staking her plate full of pancakes. "It's almost as if she didn't want to leave."

"That would explain why she's asleep at the moment," Tia pondered while eating.

Fluttershy then had a questioning look. "Not to sound unappreciative, but does Twilight seem like she's been helping a little too much?"

"Now that you mention it," Jackie answered. "She did spend a whole lot of time at the farm digging up fifty-three plant holes when I only needed ten. By the way," She brought out what looked like a shoebox covered in dirt and it said property of Big Mac and gave it to me. "Bury that somewhere else and make sure the boys don't get ahold of it."

"Why, what's in here?" I asked while opening the lid.

Jackie slammed the lid before I could open it. "It's nothing!" Her outburst caused us all to raise a brow at her action, except for Twilight, she was still snoring into her syrup. Letting out a sigh, she answered. "It... it's just Mac's old magazine collection when he was a teenager."

Knowing what that entails, I teleported the box to my bedroom closet. "So, back to Twilight. Her behavior is a bit odd."

Rarity took it from there. "You think that's odd? She spent an entire afternoon rearranging a single gem drawer. An entire afternoon!"

"You think that's strange? She must've raced me a hundred times the other day and she'd always lose," Dash said. "After every race, she'd ask to go again, 'Best of ten. Best of twenty. Best of a hundred!'. I mean, I know I'm awesome, but who would keep losing to spend time with me? It's almost like she's, um..."

"Avoiding this place?" I finished the thought before nearly choking on one of my pancakes. I coughed and gagged around my throat before Luna hit the back of my head and a measuring spoon came flying out of my mouth.

Pinkie retrieves the measuring spoon from where it landed on her pancake. "Joe wins!" Then why don't I feel like a winner?

The commotion was enough to wake Twilight from her slumber. "I'm pancake!" She said while a hotcake was impaled on her horn, covering her whole face. "I mean, awake," She chuckled while moving the pancake away from her face.

Tia levitated the pancake off her former student, while Pinkie came up like a shark and grabbed the pancake. Shaking off the weirdness that is Pinkie, she sat down next to Twilight. "Is there something bothering you? You know you can tell us," She told Twilight while wrapping her wing around her.

Twilight let out a sigh before looking around at all of us. "Is it really that obvious?"

"Sweety, you have syrup in your mane and pancake on your cheek. I think it's way past obvious at this point," Swagger said while picking some of Twilight's breakfast from her cheek.

She gave Swagger a playful smirk before continuing. "Well, I know it's silly, but if I'm being honest with you all, and myself, I've been avoiding this place," She then gestures all across the room and no doubt the whole castle.

After hearing this, Rarity gasped before coming over to her side. "Darling, why on earth would you ever want to avoid this wonderous castle?"

Pinkie then popped up from under the table and demonstrated her use of weird magic, according to Ash anyway. "Yeah, this place has everything!" She went and bounced high into the air. "Big tall ceilings that make you feel," She fell to the ground and further away from us. "tiny." She presses her body to the floor and rubs her hooves along it. "Shiny new floors that are cold to the touch." She starts to shiver from the cold floor before moving out of the room. "It even has looooong empty hallways!" The last word echoed a few times before she came back to us. "Okay, I get it." Good.

"A new home is always a lot to take in and get used to." Celestia comforted her former student, making her smile.

"Thank you, princess. But I don't know if I'll ever truly feel comfortable living here." Twilight mopped and nearly slammed her head on her stack of pancakes, had Swagger not moved it.

This time, Rarity had the answer, instead of shock. "Well, then the answer is simple. You just need to spruce up a little, decorate, make this castle your own." Simple, yet elegant.

"But look at the size of this place. It'll take ages to just get one room done." Oh yeah, well, we'll see about that.

"Don't you worry about a thing Twi, because we're going to decorate this place for you!" When I looked around, the girls seemed to like the idea. Woo hoo!

"That sounds like a great idea, hun," Luna said while pecking my cheek.

"Indeed," Tia said just as Spike came in. "Good morning, Spike."

"Morning, everyone. Morning, Beautiful~." Spike went over to Rarity and the two made out for a bit before he sat down and began to devour pancakes like there was no tomorrow.

Seeing this as an opportunity, I brought Swagger and Spike over to Twilight. "Guys, I got a job for ya. While the girls and I decorate and renovate this place, you two take Twilight here to the spa. And then you, take her to dinner." I suggested the last part to Swagger, seeing this would be an all-day project, even with all of us. I herded them toward the door while offering one last tidbit. "Alright, you three have a good time, don't even think about stepping back in this place until the end of the day, and when you come back Twi, you'll feel right at home." Once we were out the door, I booted them out before closing the door. I turned around, rubbed my hands together, and assessed the situation. "Alright. Where to start?"

"You, can start by replacing the wall you demolished for that table on that... what did you call it again?" Luna asked while helping clear the dishes, and Pinkie was devouring the leftover pancakes.

"Right. I'll swing over to Alfheim and get some crystal to replace it, once I measure out the hole and knock out some of the debris." I conjured my work belt and headed that way. "Don't do too much decorating without me."

"Wouldn't dream of it dear," Tia told me before kissing my cheek.

I had just finished clearing away the extra debris from the hole I made in the wall and got my final measurements down. Once I had them written down, I made my way to the map room, where Tia and Lulu were talking and giggling. From the brief words I could hear, they were baby names for the child Tia was carrying. The thought of adding another child to our family always brings a smile to my face. "Alright, I'm heading to Alfheim to pick up the crystal to repair the wall. Shouldn't be more than just a few minutes over on this end. After I fix the wall, I'll help with the decorating. This place could use a man cave."

"Dear, this is for Twilight, not you," Luna informed me.

"Hey, Swagger and Spike have to live here you know," I joked before opening the portal to Alfheim. "I'll be back." With that, I went through the portal.

an hour later

The portal from Alfheim opened back up in the map room and I saw Jackie and the girls in the room, I guess Tia and Luna were somewhere else in the castle, as I came back with a crystal slab. "Alright, I'm back with the slab!" I set the crystal against the table before looking at everyone. "So, how's the deco-What the hell happened in here!?" I took a look around the room and saw that it was a total mess. The whole room looked like a bomb filled with a garage sale that went off. There were Farm tools, trophies, animals, curtains, and what smelled like confetti bombs all over the place. "I'm gone for an hour and this is what I come home to?"

Instead of getting negative feedback from them, they seemed relieved that I said that. "Whoo, thanks, darlin'."

"We were waiting for someone to say that this place was a total mess," Dash said before a hummingbird popped a balloon.

Soon, a chain reaction of destruction occurred. Fluttershy's animal friends started tearing up the curtains. Dash's trophies got knocked over from a few random party bombs. The tools and dirt Jackie brought in dirtied up the floor and left scratch marks on the crystal floor. I pinched the bridge of my nose before grabbing the slab and headed out of the room. "I'm going to fix the wall, and when I come back, all this shit, will be gone, and a distant memory." I headed out of the room, and towards the east wing of the castle.

It took me around an hour to get the wall slab into the giant hole. Thank the gods for Flex Seal and Mighty Putty, or you know, Billy Mays. Once I put the finishing touches on the wall, Celestia came in. "The wall looks as good as new, honey." She came up to me and kissed my cheek. "Like it had never been destroyed."

"Yup. My dad's friend at NCIS taught me a few things about carpentry. Though I doubt he ever worked with crystal as a building material." I wiped my hands and cleared away some of the extra crystal. "How goes the clean-up in the Maproom?" I kissed her cheek while putting away my tools.

I could feel her cheeks turn red before she answered. "Everything the girls brought over to decorate has been taken back, though I think-" A confetti bomb went off when I opened the door. "-we're still looking for all of Pinkie's confetti bombs." She giggled while coming over to help get the little pieces of paper off me.

As the last piece of colorful paper was removed from my person, we had ourselves a small make-out session before walking out into the hall. "So, with the wall done, I'm gonna get started on fixing up a room for Spike and Swagger to call their own. After that, well, I guess I'll help you all with whatever you may need help with."

"Which is why I came looking for you. The girls need your help with getting the roots from Twilight's old home." I stopped in my tracks, wondering how we went from decorating to excavating. "Is something wrong?"

"Just trying to process how we went from one thing to this. So, why do they need me to dig out the library's roots?" I asked while we headed out the front door.

"I believe Rarity had the idea to take the roots and use them like a chandelier in the Maproom. Luna went up to Canterlot to retrieve a few memory crystals to decorate it with."

"Hmm, that would be a nice touch. Something to keep the memories of her old home with all of us is just what she needs to make this place home." I kissed her cheek before opening a portal to Herot. "I'll get a few citizens to help with the dig, then we'll bring the stump back."

"Thank you, dear." Tia went back into the castle while levitating a few crates with her, all of them labeled books.

I chuckled at that, knowing Twilight would love that, before heading toward my kingdom. I grabbed a few volunteers working the mine and headed for the remains of the old library. As the dogs got to work on digging out the roots, I couldn't help but remember all the good times I spent with everyone there. All the birthdays, parties, and celebrations, all in one place, and then within a span of five seconds, it was all gone. That fact brought a low growl from me, but at least the bastard is dead.

Soon, the dogs were able to get the roots out, leaving them clean and with no damage to the roots. "Good job guys. I'll buy you a round when your shift is over." They gave me a salute before taking the long way back to Herot. While I was carrying the burnt stump over to the castle, I realized I still need to get a few things for the man cave. "Hehe, guess a quick trip to Midgard couldn't hurt."

Later that evenin

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We all gathered in the Maproom and waited for Spike, Swagger, and Twilight to come back and see what we've done with the place. "Oh, I hope they like what we've done," Shy said nervously while holding Angel.

"I'm sure they'll love the new make-over," Rarity said before adding the last memory stone to the stump chandelier.

"Certainly better than what we had before," Dash said with a smirk.

"Amen to that." I agreed just as the three residents of the castle came in, and Twilight was sporting a new hairstyle that really looked good on her. "Hey, you three. Have a good time?"

"We had a very good time. Bob and I had a couples Spa package, I had my mane done up, and we went to a nice bistro for dinner," She cuddled up to Swagger who in turn hugged her back. "How'd the decorating go? I didn't see anything in the... hall..." She finally looks up and sees the root chandelier we made from her old home. "Is, is that, can it really be?"

"It is Twilight. A piece of your old home to help this place feel like home," Rarity said while gesturing to the roots.

"And look." Dash flew up to one of them gems and touched it, showing a memory of Twilight's first party in Ponyville. "Each gem holds a memory of the time we spent together since you got here."

"That way, you'll always remember where you came from," Jackie told Twilight while hugging her side. "What better way to make new memories in a new home, than by remembering your old ones?"

For a long moment, Twilight didn't say anything before she turned around and faced all of us with tears in her eyes. "It's just what this place needed." She came running at us and brought us all in a group hug. "And I think I'm ready to make this place into a home."

"That's what I like to hear. And you know what the best way to celebrate a home decorating party is?" Pinkie asked us only to zip away before returning with a seven-layer cake that had different icing on each layer. "With a seven-layer what's that flavor surprise cake! See these?" She points to some black specks on the cake's icing. "These might be chocolate chips, or they could be very spicy black beans." Hope it's not beans. Beans turn my toilet into a hazardous waste zone for a few hours.

"Let's get to the dining room then." Twilight led us to the dining room. "It's a little sparse, but at least it has a table and chairs." When we entered, there was a lot more than just a table and some chairs. "What the hell? This place was empty before I left."

"Ooh, I couldn't help myself. This room was just begging for the personnel touch." Figures Rarity would add to this room, though it is stylish.

"Truth be told," Jackie came up beside Rarity. "I may have put some rustic farm decor in your kitchen."

Dash chuckled before confessing "And there might be some Daring Do posters up in your library." A library isn't a library without book-related posters.

"And some stuffed animals in your bedroom," Shy told Twilight.

"And Luna and I were able to get a few more books for your Library," Tia told her while they shared a quick hug, just as a blast from one of Pinkies party cannons went off, destroying the cake.

We all looked at her with an unamused look while she tried to play it off. "So, Joey. What room did you decorate?"

"You know what, I'm glad you asked." I went back out into the hall with Swagger and Spike following me closely. "There comes a time in every house's existence, where a room is built, furnished, and claimed for one simple purpose." I reached the door to the room I decorated, which was two rooms away from Spike's room. "And that purpose," I opened the door and let them take it all in. "Is to be a Mancave!"

I had the room furnished with a small bar, bar stools, a futon, three recliners, and a folded-up cot in the corner just in case. Behind the bar were top-shelf booze and a beer keg with a few glasses next to it. Scattered around the room was a pool table, air hockey table, a couple of pinball machines, and a big screen tv with a PS4 hooked up with a few movies and games to watch and play, all while the floor was covered in a smooth shag carpet.

Swagger and Spike fell to their knees while staring at a space they could call their own. I think I even saw a few tears in their eyes. "This...this... there just aren't any words to describe how beautiful this is," Swagger said with a trembling lip.

"You're welcome." I turned around and gestured to everyone. "Well come on, let's break this baby in." And with that, we all started playing around.

Later that night

We were all back home and I had just finished washing the dishes. Once they were loaded up, I dried my hands and went up to my room. When I opened the door, I saw Luna and Celestia in bed looking over some papers Raven sent from Canterlot while Jackie was taking a shower. "Well, today was certainly eventful," I told them while getting ready for bed.

"Indeed it was, darling," I heard Luna say before she put her papers on the nightstand. "But, I believe it was worth it."

"I agree. Twilight, Robert, and Spike seem very happy with their home," Tia said just as she signed the last of her papers for the day.

"Yeah. That memory chandelier seemed to perk her up out of her funk. Although, now I won't have someone to dig that ditch on back forty." I received a pillow to the back of the head for that. "I'm only joking," I told them before getting in bed with them, and they immediately cuddled against my chest.

"Well speaking of memories." Jackie came out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her head. "I think we should make a memory of our own~." Her tone got sultry as she hopped onto the bed and removed the towel, letting her wet mane flow all over. She then lays her forelegs on my chest and looks deep into my eyes. "What say we go for that fourway you've been wantin' for soo long~?"

I smirked up at her and grabbed her flank with both hands, making her gasp a little. "I'd say it's time to buckle up~," I told her just as Luna and Tia started kissing up and down my neck.

Time for some love making

I removed my pants before bringing Jackie into a tongue battle while groping her flank, moving a couple of fingers over her slit and even inserting them in, feeling how wet she is. "Ooh, feels like you've been wanting this all day~."

"Can't help it when a stud like you is around all the time~." She went back to kissing me while rubbing her nethers on my chest.

Off to my right, Celestia was playing with her pussy while she watched Jackie ad I go at it until she felt a tongue lick at her pearl. "Gasp!" She looked down to see Luna giving her pussy some much-needed attention. "Sister! What are you doing?"

Luna gave another lick to Tia's folds before sliding her body against it and coming face to face with her elder sibling. "Tia, in this bed, we are no longer sisters. We are Joe's herd mates, we are each other's herd mate, but most importantly," She leaned down and brought Tia into a passionate kiss while lowering her sex to hers before pulling back. "We are lovers~." With that said, she started tribbing her pussy against Celestia's, making the two royal sisters moan.

Jackie soon pulled away and backed her flank over to my rod and rubbed her pussy against it. "Give me a good bucking~." That was the only warning I got before she dropped down and started bouncing on my cock.

"Whoa girl." I moaned in pleasure as Jackie's moist, warm walls contracted around my length while she moaned in pleasure.

"Oooh~. I love watching you and Jackie fuck~," Luna said while grinding her pussy against her sister's. "At least now I have a partner to keep me company while I watch~."

"Luna, I never knew you were so dirty~." Tia then leaned forward and pinned her sister to the bed. "But now you're going to know just how dirty I am~," She told her before licking up her neck and cheek before finally making out with her again.

"Damn," I said while turning my cock into my Lycan cock. "I can get used to seeing you two like this with Jackie here riding my cock~." I gave Jackie a small slap before burying my knot in her.

"AAAHHH~! steay on stud~. That there knot is bigger than it looks." Jackie moaned.

"Well guess what, you won't have this knot in you for long~." I flipped her over and kept slamming my cock in my Appleslut, tugging the knot a bit but not leaving her honey pot. After a couple more minutes, I exploded inside her.

"Aaaaaooooooh~!" Jackie's belly started swelling with my sperm. I gave her pussy a few tugs before finally popping out of her, letting the spunk flow onto the bed. "Oooh~. We gotta do that more often~."

"We just might~." I gave her right teat a little pinch before kissing her cheek and rolling over to my alicorn lovers and had my head right next to their grinding pussies. "You know, I bet that would feel better with a sausage between these buns~."

"Oh naughty~." Celestia moaned.

I encased the two in my magic and flipped them over, so Tia was on the bed and Lulu was on top. "Mmm~. I like this. The older more experienced sister on the bottom and the perky younger sister on top." I rubbed my stiffening cock between their flanks, making sure to press on their pussies. "Oh yeah. Time for a game I like to call Four hole roulette." That's all I told them before sticking my dick in Luna's pussy, giving it a few thrusts before pulling out and placing it in Tia's ass.

"Aaaahhh~!" They both screamed in unison while I kept switching between their four holes.

"I think I found my new favorite game~," I told them while giving Luna's tight ass a few thrusts before switching to Celestia's moist pussy and giving it a few thrusts.

"Oh yeah~? How about you stick that doggy dick of yours between our royal pussies and send us screaming into Valhalla~." I love it when Luna talks dirty.

"C'mon stud. Rub our sibling clits with your rod~." And Tia just made it even hotter.

"Gods I love you two." I pulled my cock from Tia's ass and lined it with their moist love lips. "Here we go." That was the only warning I gave them before sliding my dick between their pussies.

"Aaaaaahhh~!!!" They both shouted before making out with each other.

For the next few minutes, I thrust my cock between their royal incest-loving pussies, getting moans and other lewd sounds from them. While I kept pleasuring the alicorn sisters, Jackie went over to where Luna and Celestia were kissing and plopped her creampied pussy in front of them. "Get to licking me clean, sluts~."

The two of them wasted no time and they both lapped out my cream from her needy snatch. The whole thing was getting me closer to blow. "Watching you three fuck is one of the hottest things I will ever see. And just to prove it," I grabbed Tia's thighs before thrusting like a madman. "I'll cover all three of you~!" With that said, all my spunk blasted out and splashed all three of them.

"Aaaahh~!" Tia screamed.

"Oooooh~!" Luna moaned before falling on her sister with a wet 'Splat'.

"Mmm~." Jackie rubbed my cum around on her belly before tasting it. "Point proven, darlin'." She flicked what spunk was left on her hoof off and it landed on Luna's cheek, making her flinch a bit. "But now, we all gotta get cleaned up."

"Good point," I replied before picking all three of them up and heading for the shower.

Throw in the towel

After we all showered, we changed the sheets and laid down with me at the center, Luna and Celestia on either side of me, and Jackie laying on top of me. I pulled the comforter over us and we let sleep take us. "I love you all."

Author's Note

Alright, another chapter is done. More importantly, Joe got that damn hole fixed. If you're wondering why it took soo long to come up with this chapter, it's because of work, side projects, and binge-watching the fuck out of NCIS.

Now, for some clips. Cause I know you only read these notes to see the clips.