Equestria's "friendly" neighborhood conqueror.
Chapter 0: Prologue
The Convention
I was walking around the con while dressed as the final boss from my personal favorite game, Ramirez. As he is a Valuan Admiral and Galcian's right hand man. Now I nailed the look, all I was missing was the gloves and the sword. And I knew from whom I'll be getting them from. My true name is irrelevant as I won't be needing it. But I am a fairly normally built man in my late thirty's. From how I normally looked, if you knew the game, you could have mistaken me for the man himself. Personality and all. When I was alone. How I appeared to everyone else, I was a kind and polite man. How I came to be this cold and cruel man is a story not for the faint of heart.
I was a fairly normal kid. I had a kind family, a caring mother, a respectable father and a really great sister. Everything was going normally, until my mother died. It happened so fast. One minute you are having fun, the next you hear the scream of your mother, and then you are holding her dying corpse. I remember it faintly. She had been shot. She was heavily bleeding from her stomach while a younger me was trying to stop it. I can still remember her words to me. "Don't worry. We are not saying goodbye. It's only a "see you later". So don't cry, my son. We will see each other again."
As she had said that, the light in her eyes died. From a young age I knew that there was nothing I could do afterwards. I put her head down and started to walk home with her blood on my clothes. When I did arrive home, news of her death had already reached my family. When they saw me, they asked what happened. I said with a cold and dead tone: "She was shot. She bled everywhere. I tried to help. Couldn't. Now, I have to get to the shower. Have to clean all the blood."
Needles to say they were shocked to hear an 12 year old say all of that. So everything went down hill would be nearly an understatement. I started to be cold around others, I would bully others, some who were nearly twice as strong as me. Once I even ruined an adults life. How I did this, I won't tell. He thought he could buy my fathers company, I made him regret it. He thought my father was doing this. He went to talk to him face-to-face. He didn't know that this had happened, all he knew that he was getting money from an anon account. He tried to track it. Couldn't.
My sister was the most protected. Whenever I saw her go anywhere near some "hot shot" gang, they would soon disappear without her. Needles to say, she never trusted a gang at all after about 50 gangs in the local area disappeared. That was thanks to little old me. If they tried to brake in to our house, they would die a death of a thousand holes. From any angle, there was a little surprise waiting for the one who used a method of unlocking that wasn't either from the inside or a key, the surprise would activate.
As for me I left home when I knew that they didn't need me anymore. That was around when I was 18, my dad found out that I was the one who kept giving him money. He questioned me on how I got the money. I would answer like this, "I stole from company's that thought they could buy you out. Thus, ruining their company. I also made all the local gangs disappear. Don't worry though, I won't be living here soon. Just a warning. If you do find out where I live...
Don't call the cops."
He did have a horrified face. He asked me "Why? Why would you do this? You do know your mother would not be happy about this!!" I answered to his question with an answer that shocked him to the core. "I did this so that you wouldn't have to go through what I had to. I know you may consider me evil now. But it's the truth. I did it all for YOU TWO." He then ran out of my room, didn't know why so I didn't care. Now I live in an apartment far from their(our) home.
Now as for how I lived? Well pretty much the same way I used to back when we were still in the same house. In my room, either playing video games or watching anime. I did find a show called My Little Pony. God I loath that fucking show. Yes I did watch all the seasons from 1-7. While I admit. I did like some, key word, SOME episodes, I still think it's shit. Now it maybe because of my personality or something like that, but I just hate it. The ones I did like were the episodes where the villains showed up and started to show off. They are the BEST and I wished I could have their epic powers. For example: Tirek's magic stealing, Sombra's control over dark magic and Discord's chaotic ability's. And most of all. I Fucking Love the Pony of Shadows. Sure the host was freed, but that doesn't matter. I still love him. Nightmare Moon, eh, would fuck.
Now back to the Con. I was walking around with my (pinky on corner of mouth) ONE BILLION DOLLARS. (Could not resist.) As I was walking I did notice something in the corner of my right eye. I turned to look and lo and behold, the one I was searching for. The one. The only. 'The Merchant'! I knew of him through the fandom of MLP. (gag) I was mostly reading villain stories when I stumbled upon the displaced fic's. I knew then that I just had to find him, so I looked up the most recent conventions and found the one that was closest to me. B.A.B.S. con. I didn't care about the con itself but the man in front of me.
I walk up to the man who was dressed as the Resident Evil 4 Merchant. He notices me and says. "Huh. This is the third time now." I look at him in slight confusion. I think I knew what he was talking about but asked anyway.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, this is the third time someone has deliberately come looking for me. This must be a new record," He said in slight amusement. "Well, I do have what you are looking for, so wait here just a little bit. I will come back with these items," He said as he handed me a piece of paper. It did indeed come with the items I wanted.
List:
- Ramirez's sword
- Ramirez's glowes
- Ichigo's hollow mask
- Vyse's glass eyepatch
- Naruto's headband
- Madara's eye contacts
- Piastol's schythe
- Way to Dawn - Riku's Keyblade
- Graceful Daliah - Marluxia's schythe
- Rest of Organization XIII weapons
- Zoro's bandanna
- Lufy's straw hat
- Vergo's glasses
- Discord's paw glove (right hand)
- Sombra's horn
- Pony of Shadow's regalia
- Tirek's necklace
- James Heller's and Alex Mercer's virus vials (Can and does mix together)
'This is so long! How the fuck is he so good!? I do hope my money is enough to pay for this shit! With the way its so long, I have my doubt's. But I can always hack the ATM. The security on those are so shit. They really need to fix it in case someone like me comes along,' I thought as he came back with a FUCKING TOWER of boxes.
"Holy shit they are heavy! Well, I'd say these all cost about roughly 90 Million dollars, He said as he lowered the tower. You could see a comical bead of sweat as I dug out the whole sum of ONE BILLION DOLLARS. I know he said to only give him 90 Million, but I doubted that I needed dollars to where I'm going.
"Here is an exact amount of a billion dollars," I said as I handed the money over. I could see and hear his jaw it the floor and go through it.
"WHAT!?! Why are you giving me so much!? I didn't ask for that much!" He exclamed as he picked his jaw from the floor. I chuckled.
"I don't think I'll need my money to where I'm going. So think of it as a parting gift," I said. He did quickly grab the money and shifted through it. He did indeed see an exact amount of a billion dollars.
"Well, this is indeed a pleasant surprise! So you do really know how to get one on your good side! Just for this I'll give you something extra special. It's the blueprints to Ramirez's ship, only enhanced by the moonstone cannon! You can now have fun! Oh, before I forget, here are the Moon Crystals and about 60 million moonstones! He said as he brought the items in front of me. I was really surprised that the money I gave him allowed me to get so much more extra than I hoped for.
You could almost see me floating of the ground with genuine happiness. "Thank you so much!!! I didn't think my extra money could get me such bonuses!!! I will definitely use these for a great purpose!!!" I said jumping in the air. He gave a laugh at that. He thought that he might as well throw Vegito's earrings in as well.
"Well you have fun now! Hope to see you alive still! You know what? Anthro Equestria it is!" He said as my vision started to cloud. That's when I thought to myself: 'Equestria. You are so FUCKED!'
Author's Note
Hello every one! Hope you liked this first chapter. Now it may look that I made him to overpowered. That is true. But as I continue, he won't use them for his benefit.
Any more, and I'l step into spoilers! Hopefully you all enjoy this!
May you find your way in the Nothingness.
Chapter 1: A new world and The conqueror's training starts
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Equestria's "friendly" neighborhood conqueror.
Chapter 1: A new world and The conqueror's training starts
Chapter 1: A new world and The conqueror's training starts
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I started to wake up. As I did, I heard some birds singing. I opened my eyes slowly and saw some birds there. 'Stupid fucking birds. But first,' I thought as I stood up slowly. I started to look around and saw all of the items the list had and something extra. 'He even gave me these!? He has no idea what he has done! HAHAHA, Equestria is so fucking toasted!' I reveled in my thought as I started to pick some of them up. Fist was Naruto's headband. After a somewhat painful memory transplant, I tested my ninjutsu out really quickly. I formed hand signs for the famous 'Shadow Clone Jutsu'. And it works like a well maintained gun.
I got at least 10 to 15 clones to pick up each item up. They did so and got their respective skills and abilities. I then disbanded the clones. And when I did... HOLY FUCK IT HURT!!! It felt like a rail gun was pointed at your head, fired and you didn't die from it. After the pain subsided I noticed something. I was thirsty as fuck. I looked around and found a nearby pond. As soon as I laid eyes on it, I pounced over to it faster than Sonic. I drank from it like it was going to run out any minute. It didn't.
After I drunk from the pond I noticed how I looked like. I didn't look like I normally did. I looked more like the man I always wanted to be and now I was. I was the final boss of the game and Galcian's right hand Admiral. I. Was. Ramirez!
To say I was in heaven would be an understatement. I was literally on the highest point in heaven. After that orgasmic feeling of joy I sensed that there was something in both my pockets. I looked at them both. I saw some tendrils try to come out, but as soon as I saw them, they retreated. I used 'Armament Haki' on my hands and reached in to them both. I pulled out two vials. Both had tendrils come out and try to go into my arms. I knew what they were and instantly chugged them into my mouth. The effects were instant. I started to feel immeasurable pain. Both of the viruses went to town in my body. They even melded together so I will call that fusion The Black-Red-Light virus. It changed my body so much that I could analyze all my powers. After the painful change I stood up and started to study my powers so that I could understand them.
Skies of Arcadia Legends
The Moon Crystals:
I have somehow gotten the rest of them implanted into me as well. I now have access to the highest level of Moon based magic.
Piastol's schythe:
The air pirate hunters favourite weapon of choice. Has a slot for a Moon gem. There are seven Moon gems: Green, Red, Blue, Purple, Yellow, Silver and Black. (Last one non-canon to the game. Only a speculation among fans)
Vyse's Eyepatch:
An eyepatch made out of glass. Can seemingly zoom with the right conditions.
Ramirez's Sword:
It seemingly appears to look like a silver blade with a rugged hilt and a narrowing blade. It can appear when wanted in an arms length reach in a 180 degree angle from his left to his right.
Silvite Origins:
I am now a silvite. An ancient race of people that ascended above the clouds and near the Silver Moon away from the destruction bellow. You also have the Silver Moon Crystal implanted into your body
Silver Eclipse:
Silver Eclipse is my signature move, and it harms all members of the party. Being something of one of my favourite techniques, I use it quite often in combat, and it is one of my most damaging attacks.
Silver Tundra:
I hold up my weapon, around which a thick ice crystal forms. The background changes to show a horizon showing with only the full Silver moon and a mixture of red and gray clouds. The attack, focused upon one target, encases them in a glacier as I then raise my head, the ice around my weapon shattering and my eyes opening, allowing a single tear of blood to roll down my cheek. I then say "Repent your sins through death...Sword of the Eclipse!" and then swing my weapon forwards. The area of ice shattering and clouds of white and blue appearing as the target is thrown amidst shards of ice and then dropped upon a newly formed glacier hanging there as if taking damage, before the wold fades back into the battle.
Lunar Blessing :
When I use this move it adds a regenerative effect to me, which restores 600 HP per round. The way it appears is me standing alone in a crater, the Silver moon shining behind him as he holds out his hand, quoting "Moons, give me your blessing." Then the apparent O-zone layer splits and allows a trickle of small sparkles to fall into my left hand, the hand in which my silver crystal is stored as it then begins to glow with rays of white light as I hold it to my chest, being lifted into the air and then shining fully myself, before landing back onto the ground and my weapon reappearing in my hand before the fade back to the current battle.
Destruction:
I stand, crossing my arms over my chest and growling, the area once again being covered in a sheet of ice that covers all party members, and then I fling my arms outwards, growling again as the ice then shatters, cutting up and knocking down all party members for a minute amount of damage, however the real purpose of the attack is that it removes all positive effects upon the party, such as Regeneration or Quika.
Silver Nightmare:
I shift into a room similar to the Hall of Knowledge and has a party member drop down from above. Puppet strings attach, and I say "Fight!". The party member will then use an S.Move on the party, and will not be able to use their given command on that turn. This attack goes before everything else.
Silver Binds:
Large red slit-eyes appear behind me, and Zelos's hand sends out red energy than wraps around a party member. Strands of silver hair are released on my command, which then stab the party member. I yell, and one strand lifts the character up. I move up close, saying "Die", and Zelos fires an energy beam.
One Piece
Luffy's Straw Hat:
Gives me the abilities of Luffy and somehow the abilities of all of the Devil Fruits as well... Don't ask.
Zoro's Bandanna:
Gives me the abilities of Zoro, the greatest swordsman in the world.
Vergo's Sunglasses:
Gives me the abilities of Vergo, the Bamboo Demon.
The Six Powers:
I now have control over all of the six powers and their variations.
My Little Pony
Discord's Paw:
I now have control over Discod's chaotic magic. Neat.
Sombra's Horn:
I can now use dark magic to do my bidding. Awesome.
Pony of Shadow's Regalia:
I now can turn into shadow and make them do my every command. Just... Yes.
Kingdom Hearts
Riku's Keyblade:
I can now use the darkness in my heart to form the Keyblade known as Way to Dawn and can use my darkness to attack my enemies.
Organization XIII:
I now have all the abilities of the members of the Organization XIII. (Could not be bothered to look up the names of the weapons. When I pull one of these weapons, I'l let you know.)
Nobody:
I have now become a Nobody. I can no longer be killed by being stabbed in the "heart".
DTD:
I can now, at will, open a DTD (Door To Darkness). I don't even need their coat.
DTL:
I can now, with the Keyblade, open a DTL (Door To Light). Has some uses.
Prototype 1 and 2
Blacklight virus:
James Heller's virus. More potent that the early Redlight virus, but its good to have both.
Redlight virus:
Alex Mercer's virus. Not as effective as the Blacklight virus, but its still good to have.
Virus abilities:
I now have full control over my body. I can shape any body part to whatever is in my mind, with certain limits.
DNA Splicer:
I can now take my enemies DNA and add their abilities to my arsenal. Should their brain be intact, I can inherit their memories.
Naruto/Naruto Sippuden
Naruto's headband:
I have gotten the abilities and skills of Naruto Uzumaki. Allows me to go from my normal appearance to the fabled Sage of the Six Paths. (Comes with the abilities as well.)
Madara's Eyes:
I have gotten Madara Uchiha's Eyes. They are naturally in their best version, The Rinnegan. All the other versions of Madara's eyes are available, should I desire them.
Chakra:
I can now use my Chakra or Life Energy to do Ninjutsu. Can now also see others chakra level.
Holy. Shit. I. HAVE. UNLIMITED. POWER!!! Although I now have power to dominate this world with ease, I don't really know how to control them yet. I do feel I'm missing something...
Oh yeah! Ichigo's Hollow Mask. I look around and don't see it anywhere. "Hey, Genius! In your coat!" I hear someone saying. I look to find it, but can't. I do check my coat though and do indeed find what I was missing. "Well now. I guess I found you. Don't worry my little Hollow, I won't put you on just yet. I have some training to do. And once I'm done, then we can see who is the stronger one of the two of us," I say to the mask. I put it back into my coat and take a closer look on my surroundings and see that I'm somewhere in the Everfree Forrest. I grin. "This will do nicely as my HQ. I'll make the kingdom of Valua yet," I said while snapping my fingers. I wanted a place to train my new powers, so I made a door to a Hyperbolic Time Chamber. I enter. Now begins my training. After I'm done here. I. Will. CONQUER. THIS. LAND!!!
Author's Note
Hi again!
So now begins the man's training to become the conqueror of Equestria. Will he get to do as he wants? Or will he be turned to stone like every other villain?
Find out next time on: Equestrias "friendly neighborhood conqueror!!!
This is going to have some more thing happening in the next chapter. Thought I'd take this chance to explain some of what he can do. If you have watched and/or played some of the ones mentioned on the skills list. I will use the skills of the people that have appeared as well as meany of my own variations as well.
And as always,
May you find your way in the Nothingness.
Equestria's "friendly" neighborhood conqueror.
Chapter 2: The end... What?!
Chapter 2: The end... What?!
Everfree forest
After my training I had gotten the idea of going to town and getting the locals under his thumb. He didn't know why, but he was feeling chills down his spine. Suddenly in a flash of light, something or someONE was in front of him. He saw that it looked like one of the alicorns, but she had a red main and tail. She was at least 270 cm tall and she didn't look very pleased.
"You!!! You have angered the fandom and they want to see you gone!!!" She shouted. I didn't know what she meant, but at the very least, I knew I was scared shitless.
"What did I even do?" I asked very scared. She didn't reply as her horn lit up and her magic flared. She said after that. "I will send you away. I don't know why you were sent here, but know this. Should YOU return, I will make sure you won't exist anymore!!!" As she said that, her magic flared again and I fell into darkness.
Faust pov
"Well, now that that has been taken care of, I need to return," She said. But before she left, she turned back and looked at the one who is currently writing this.
"Next time... Try not to suck!" She said as she disappeared.
"... Wait WHAT!?!?!?"
The end... For now.
Author's Note
Hi everyone! So, this is a premature end, I know. But don't worry. Its just this one that I'm doing this to. From the comments, I saw that most didn't take to it very well. But, this does not mean I won't be revisiting this story, ones my writing improves and I get a better understanding of it. So. To those who SOMEHOW enjoyed this, I will be making a new and improved version of this.
With this conclusion.
May you find your way in the Nothingness.
