Hoofengers

The snow. The sickening snow above. When I died, my soul was banished to Taurtuarus. I'm stuck here. Left with nothing to do but plan my revenge. But as long as that 3-headed mutt is in the way, I can't go anywhere. Fortunately, I thought ahead. All canines need to go off duty is a little distraction. The slobbering monstrosity is almost no different from the average dumpster dog. Garbage is thrown down here like a trash can. Although it is unpleasing, it may help me in getting out of this dump. Rotten apple cores and banana peels are found everywhere.

They're wonderful for helping me trick this beast. I grab some garbage, a few popcorn kernels. I throw to the side of the dog. He falls for it, perfect. I pass it by. I see a rift. A rift to freedom. As I walk through it, I catch whiff of the fresh, cold air that remember from so long ago. I am outside of the empire that betrayed me. Once I went through, I could feel. I was alive again. This time, I will show no mercy.