He-man and the masters of equestria!

by dracoking of memes

There be dragon's ahead

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Adam was in the white room again practicing a spell under the supervision of the sorceress. Adam held his hands close together with a ball of fire forming between them.

“Good now concentrate on your target and fire,” The sorceress instructed.

Adam pushed his hands forward launching the fireball into the hard construct before him destroying it.

“Good now on the next one,” She said, “This time I'm going to fire small spout of fire and you are too block it with a ward,” She said getting in a position proper for casting her spell.

“Right,” Adam said standing in a firm posture his hand outstretched as he opened his palm, causing a small shield of magic to appear in front of him.

The sorcerous fired a small stream of flame at Adam, but the flame was negated by the shield. She then kept firing while steadily increasing the size and heat if the blast, and for about half a minute the shield held, but it began to split and crack.

“Alright that's enough,” The sorcerous said, “Well done Adam you have made a lot of progress in this week,not only can you cast a fireball in approximately 1.5 seconds every 3 seconds,you can fire a steady sparks spell for 4 seconds, and hold shield for about 5 seconds at best,and that is without factoring in He-Man.”

“Yea but I still can't cast a better shield than that and my fireball and sparks don’t pack that much of a wallop,” Adam replied.

“Be that as it may you still have done well,” The Sorceress replied.

Adam was about to reply when Cringer ran in.

“The crystal ball thing is glowing!” The big cat said.

The sorceress suddenly pulled the trio into a portal with her magic. The portal opened up in a large room with a crystal ball in the center.

The Sorceress waved her hands above the ball causing the inter contents to change make a picture similar to a tv screen. On the screen, it showed ponies running from Skeletor and his forces as he sat on the head of a huge dragon with curved horns.

“It appears Skeletor has recruited the dragons to his cause this does not bode well for Equestria,” The sorceress said with a grim look.

“So I guess I should go and take them out!” Adam said punching his palm with his fist getting pumped.

“Hmmm perhaps I have something that might help, after all, you are still outnumbered,” The sorceress said.

“What do you have in mind?” I asked her.

“Let's just say that I have come across several unusual items of power,” She said taking out brown and red box opening it to show five golden coins with images of an animal on each them, a Tyrannosaurus, saber tooth tiger, triceratops, pterodactyl, and a mastodon.

“Whoa, the power coins? How did you get those?” Adam asked.

“Well you see I was cleaning one of the dimensional hallways when I accidentally activated it, causing me to come face to face with a wise and powerful wizard by the name of Zordon, we hit it off right from the start as we both fought for justice and the good of all,so during one if our conversation he brought up his power rangers and how proud of their accomplishments he was, he also mentioned that one of them had a sword of power, prompting me to tell him about the Sword of Grayskull, this interested him greatly so we decided to trade information on both our items of power,he taught me to make power coins and zords and I helped him forge a sword of grayskull,” She said before stopping with a pant to catch her breath.

“So wait one of the power rangers has power sword?” Cringed asked.

Meanwhile in angel grove

“Alright rangers time beat these guys down,” Said a very buff red ranger said to his equally buff team.

“We have the power,” They all said in union raising their swords of power.

Rita watched from her castle on the moon.

“Fuck my life,” She said facepalming.

Back in Equestria.

“Alright so what now?” I asked.

“Well I suppose I will have to search Equestria looking for recruits, you I'm afraid must fight Skeletor alone for now, I will open the portal to appaloosa as that is what is being attacked.” She said waving her hand opening the portal.

“Alright, BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!” I said raising my sword above my head, transforming into He-Man and then pointing it to Cringer transforming him to Battle Cat.

“Alright let's kick some ass!” Battle Cat roared as He-Man jumped onto his back, before charging through the portal.

The portal opened up into an orchard of apples. Battle Cat had no fucks to give though, as he continued to charge as he followed the scent of Dragons.

They ran out of the orchard and into the open dirt road. There was a small group of dragons waiting for them headed by Evil-Lyn.

“Hey, you find Good Lyn yet?” He-Man asked as he vaulted off Battle Cat and slashed his sword into one of the chests of one of the dragons cutting into his cyan hide, causing him to grunt in pain, and clutched his chest has slammed his fist into the dragon’s face. While this was happening Battle-Cat pinned another dragon to the ground and bit into his shoulder. The orange dragon roared in pain before blasting Battle-Cat with his fire breath shaking him off.

Evil-Lyn growled and fired a blast of magic at He-man who reflected the beam back to at her slamming her to her ground as He-Man slashed at a green dragon who tried to blindside him, the dragon stumbled back clutching his now bleeding arm only for He-Man to give a face full of fist throwing him several feet across the dirt field and knocking him out.

“Retreat back to the main company!” Evil-Lyn commanded prompting the dragon’s to grab their fallen comrade and Evil-Lyn before flying off.

“You're not getting away that easy!” He-Man said leaping into the air grabbing onto one of the dragons causing them both to plummet to the ground. He-Man recovers and pinned the dragon to the floor before pressing his blade to his neck.

“Now your gonna tell me what your boss is doing attacking a small town, or I'm gonna give you the shortest haircut in history,” He-Man said with a glare, as Battle Cat at his side growling at the defenseless dragon.

“The hell if I know! I'm just a soldier!” The red dragon said squirming a bit.

He-Man sighed before knocking him unconscious with a kick to the face.

“Guess will have to ask the main baddy,” He-Man said hopping in Battle Cat’s back and charging in the direction the dragon’s flew.

Turns out they didn't have far too go before a few of the dragons were in sight.

“Alright let's go kick there asses!” Battle Cat said as He-Man once again jumped of his back and dropped kicked one of the dragons in the face.

The dragon was knocked completely unconscious, and before the other dragons could dogpile him he blasted them with huge sparks spell. The lightning knocked them clean off their feet. They struggle to their feet only to been sent flying by He-Man slamming his hands together creating a thunderclap,before running forward catching two of the dragons mid air, one in each hand,before and slamming them slamming to through ground so hard they were completely incapacitated. The one that he didn't grab got the ever loving shit beat out of him by Battle-Cat.

“Well that's that,” He-Man said.

“Wait what ab-” Battle Cat.

“Me?” A voice said causing our heroes to whip around.

Behind them stood Skeletor,Trapjaw,Evil Lyn,and Beastman with an entire hoard of dragons at his command. How much is a hoard oh not much a just a few dozen.

He-Man suddenly had a derp face, “This is fine,”

Skeletor cracked up a bit but quickly regained his composure, “Dead memes will not save you He-Man,”

“Welp Battle Cat it's been nice knowing you,” He-Man said giving Battle Cat a patt.

“Were not dead yet!” Battle Cat roared charging forward but was stopped in tracks by five beams each a different color.

The beams disappeared and in their place were ponies, a purple unicorn with magenta highlights in her mane,a white unicorn with a purple mane,a cyan unicorn with a white and blue mane,a white unicorn with a dark blue mane with light blue highlights and some awesome glasses and headphones,and last but not least a blue unicorn with a magician hat. Also they were all girls.

“Wow that was fast.” He-Man said in surprise.

“Alright everypony it's morphin time!” The purple one said as all five of them brought out a small device with a power coin at the center.

Mastodon!” shouted the one with headphones.

“Triceratops!”The magician hat one said.

“Sabertooth Tiger!” The cyan one said.

“Pterodactyl!” The white one with da purple mane said but in fancy speak.

“Tyrannosaurus!” The purple said.

In flash of seizure inducing light the ponies now we're in highly merchandisable tights each a different color. T-rex=red,tiger=yellow,triceratops=blue,ptera=pink,Mastodon=black.

“Alright rangers let's kick some dragon butt,” The red ranger said charging into battle.

He-Man gripped sword tightly before dashing ahead of the rangers and slammed his sword into the closest dragons sending them all flying. The dragons tried to dog pike but the red ranger used her power sword to smack them away. He-Man surveyed the battlefield making a quick note where his allies were fighting ,before setting his sights on Skeletor who was staring him down.

He-Man charged him swinging his sword. Skeletor blocked with one of his swords and swung his other blade at He-Man’s face, He-Man grabbed sword hand stopping the sword before it hit his face.

“Fus Ro Dah!” Skeletor shouted knocking He-Man back.

He-Man fell to the ground dodging Skeletor's blades as he brought the both down where He-Man had been a second before. He-Man jumped up and In to the air before trying to bring his blade down on Skeletor,only for the dark lord to nimbly dodge out of the way.He-Man swung a few blows at Skeletor,each one getting parried. He-Man kept the pressure on not giving him time to use a shout while wearing him down.

“You and I were not like everyone else,we're not from this world,” Skeletor said as we continued our duel.

“So you are a displaced!” He-Man said taking a big swing at him,to which he back flipped to dodge.

“Of course I am dumbass,but unlike you I’m going to use my power to become the king of this world,” He said.

“Seriously? don't you have a little more imagination?” He-Man dead panned.

“Why not? Then no will ever tell what to do,I could to do whatever I want!” He laughed.

“Expect you'll have to regulate stuff like the economy,relation with countries,any problems your empire is currently facing, as well as the plethora of problems that come from ruling,” He-Man said shaking his head.

Skeletor stopped and thought about it, “Hmmm,maybe unless I change the world completely!”

He began before a loud coughing could be heard. They turned around to see that Battle-Cat and there rangers were done kicking the other baddies asses.

Skeletor growled and materialized his staff before slamming it down teleporting himself and his forces away.

A flash of light reverted the ponies back to their normal states.

“Are you He-Man,” asked the purple mare asked.

“Yep once sec let the power return,” He-Man said raising his sword as lighting fired out of the blade reverting him and Battle-Cat back to their normal states.

The mares seemed surprise by this but nevertheless the purple one continued talking.

“Wow that was amazing how does it work!?” She asked with a huge smile on her face.

“Well point my sword into the say the magic words and get hit by lighting infused with the power of Grayskull,” Adam shrugged.

“Okay what is Grayskull and what kind magic is used to power it?” She pressed.

“Um look lady I'm grateful for the help don't get me wrong,but your kinda creeping me out,especially since I don't know you or your friends.” Adam said taking a step back.

“Oh sorry,I'm Twilight Sparkle,” She said, “The white unicorn with the purple mane is rarity,the other white unicorn is vinyl,the cyan one is Lyra,and ugh the blue mare is Trixie,”

“Nice to meet you I'm Cringer and this Adam!” Cringer said butting in before Adam could say anything.

“What he said,” Adam said looking a bit annoyed.

“Well I suppose we should heading home Twilight,” Rarity said, “After all their not ponies and I'm not sure we can trust,”

“Hey wasn't it the sorceress that sent you? She is a human same as me,plus she trusts me,” Adam said getting a bit angry.

“Be that as it may you and your sorceress at both not ponies,not to mention you friend is carnivore,” Rarity scowling at Cringer.

“Well excuuuuuuuse me princess,” Adam said turning around and walking away.

“Wait where are you going?” Twilight asked in confusion.

“Home,come on Cringer,” Adam said.

Cringed followed close behind giving Rarity a glare as he went.

“Oh so not going try and gain our trust so we be friends,like any civilised pony,” Rarity said a smug smirk.

“I don't have any interest in being friends with a bunch of people who judge others by their species,and pick on carnivores because they are physically incapable of eating diets that don't compose of largely meat,” Adam said in disgust.

“Why I never!” Rarity protested.

“Why I always,” Adam snapped back, “Thanks for the help today,but next time Cringer and me have to go into a huge battle,don't bother coming to help cuz we don't want it not from you,”

And with that a portal opened up taking Cringer and Adam back to grayskull,leaving the ponies in shock.


Author's Note

This story is finally back,hope you liked this story,I'm going to make xenophobia a trait some but not all ponies have mostly those of higher class,like rarity.

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