He-man and the masters of equestria!

by dracoking of memes

He-Man vs Goldar... why? Because reasons

Previous Chapter

Adam was napping in a hammock he had made with a large durable cloth,that he had found while exploring the castle. Cringer was also sleeping,right under the hammock. It looked like it would be a pretty chill day….yeah right like that ever happens in one of these fic.

“Adam,Cringer come quickly!!!” The sorceress shouted into their minds.

Adam jolted awake and fell out of the hammock and onto the green tiger below.

Cringed yowled loudly and Adam and ye got into one of those cartoon dust ball fights. When the dust cleared Adam was covered in scratches and cringed large bumps.

“Um sorry you surprised me,” Cringer said when the situation he found himself in hit him.

“Yea same here,” Adam said scratching the back of his head.

“Um let's go see what the boss lady wants,” Cringer said as they walked out the door.

Back in the crystal ballroom the sorceress prepared to give them their daily dose of bad news.

“I'm afraid that bringing the power coin into the fold may have been a bad idea,” She began.

“You mean other than handing them to a bunch of racists?” Adam glared.

The sorceress sighed, “I didn't no they would treat you and cringed for the last time,and to be fair you only really talked to one of them,” The sorceress said.

“Well, the team didn't really say anything the suggested that they disagreed,” Adam argued.

“There is no time for this we have more pressing matters at hand,” She said if she was annoyed she did a pretty good job at hiding it, “ Now back to business it appears that...well see for yourself,”

The screen changed to show a large hologram of a large red metal armoured humanoid with a long staff with a Z on end of it.

“Greeting you disgusting pony's I an the great and powerful LORD ZEDD and I am EVIL!!!” Lord Zedd laughing maniacally.

Meanwhile in ponyville where on of the holograms were being displayed.

“Hey that is Trixie's line!” Trixie yelled.

Back in Grayskull.

“Did he seriously just announce that he’s evil?” Cringed deadpanned.

“Yes yes he did,” Adam said facepalming.

“He does seem to enjoy his wickedness,” The Sorceress said shaking her head.

“Well what do you think his first mo- HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG BOI!!!” Adam began before a giant golden monkey thing appeared smashing buildings apart with ease.

“Alright time to get to work By the power of grayskull!” He said transforming into He-man and quickly turned Cringer into Battle Cat.

“Before you leave allow me to give something that will help you fight the monster as it is unlikely that we will receive help from the other rangers.” She said handing him a golden coin with a strange symbol on it.

“Nice it's morphin time! White Tiger Zord!” he said as a white light clad him with white skin tight jumpsuit,with a black and golden breastplate and a helmet with the same colors but a tiger like design,“Heh I have a tiger as a pet/friend and now I have tiger powers,” He-man smiled under his helmet.

“Indeed,” his new tiger sword at his aide said.

“Hello Saba!” He-Man said drawing the talking sword.

“Greetings He-Man,” Saba replied,

“Alright let's go!” Battle Cat roared as he charged through the portal and into a group of grey suited things that were making weird sounds.

“Puddies take care of them Cat!” He-Man said as he got into a battle stance.

“We need Tigerzord power now!” Saba said.

Suddenly there was a large roar as large white tiger mecha began running down from a nearby mountain and quickly arrived at the scene. He-man quickly jumping onto the of the mech allowing him to descend into the cockpit.

“Wow I've always wondered what it would be like to be in the cockpit of a zord!” He-man said placing Saba in a panel in the front of the cockpit.

“Alright now use the panel to control it in tiger mode and your body movements in warrior mode,” Saba instructed.

“Alright let's take this guy down!” He-Man said as the White Tigerzord slammed into the giant gold armoured monkey.

The monster jumped to his feet and saif “Curses, I thought we would be rid of you White Ranger but I guess I,Goldar,will just have to destroy rig-”

He was interrupted by Tiger Zord slapping him across the field.

“Hey I was talking!” Goldar protested.

“Dude this is a fight not a movie or something,” He-Man said rolling his eyes under his helmet.

“Why you!” Goldar said charging him.

“Tiger zord convert to warrior mode!” He-Man commanded as it shifted from a Tiger mecha to a human like mecha now holding a sword.

Inside the cockpit He-Man held his sword of power and swung at a hologram of Goldar,the tiger zord following his movements to the best of its ability. The Tiger Zord kept Goldar backing up as it blocked all of his sword strikes and power through his defenses.

“Errgh time for play B,” Goldar said quite loudly.

Suddenly two large bolts of lightning hit a group of puddies who had just appeared causing them to grow to the same size as the Tiger Zord and Goldar.The puddies charged the Tiger Zord alongside Goldar. The Tiger Zord punched and kicked trying to keep them off him. Eventually, the puddles and Goldar were able to pin the Tiger Zord and began to beat down on it.

“GET OFF!” He-Man yelled firing a fire ball out of the Tiger Zord’s chest blasting three of the puddie into oblivion.

Meanwhile on the ground.

Twilight and her friends watching the Tiger Zord trying to fight off the puddles.

“Guy’s we've gotta do something,” Lyra protested.

“I see no reason to help that uncultured swine!” Rarity said with a scoff.

“Rarity! Stop being a racist bitch!” Lyra said.

“Says the one who is obsessed with that that MONKEY!” Rarity said getting in her face.

“Thats racist!” Lyra said.

“Not my fault that pony’s are the only species that cultured and sophisticated enough to be treated as equals,” Rarity said.

“Rarity?” Twilight said walking up to her.

“Yes, darling?” Rarity asked.

Twilight slapped Rarity across the fast leaving a red mark, to the utter shock of everyone present.

“Shut the fuck up,” Twilight said glaring.

“B-,” Rarity said holding her face before getting slapped again.

“No buts, You're being a spoiled brat,” Twilight said, “If you don't want to help someone who is putting his life on the line to protect our home! Than hoof over your morpher and get lost!”

Rarity looked at her in shock, but lowered her head and stayed.

“Good, now it's morphin time” She said as they lined up.

Mastodon,” Vinyl said.

Triceratops,” Trixe said.

Saber Tooth Tiger,” Lyra said.

Tyrannosaurus!” Twilight said and with that they were all clad in their colored tights,“ We need Dinozord power!”

The earth shook as a volcano in the distance erupted and the ground nearby opened up. From the volcano flew a pterodactyl mecha,and a T-Rex mecha rose from the ground that had been opened up. The two mecha were soon met with tiger,triceratops,and mastodon mecha. All five of the zords made their way quickly to the battlefield.

The rangers jumped into the cockpit.

“Alright everypony let's do this!” Twilight said as she piloted the T-rex zord to throw two of the puddies off of the Tigerzord.

“I thought I told you that we don't want your help!” He-man said as his mecha went back to back with Twilight’s.

“I think we got off on the wrong hoof,let's fight these guys off and try it again,please,” Twilight said.

“Fine, let's get this over with,” He said annoyed while charging back into the group of puddies while the other zords helped him fight.

The Tiger zord converted back into a tiger and ripped into one of puddies causing it to kinda just fade away. With all six zords the puddies were quickly disposed of leaving only Goldar.

“Err you win this time rangers!” Goldar said disappearing in gold light.

“Welp that's annoying,” He-Man said jumping back to the ground with the others as the zords returned to their hiding spots, “let the power return!

“So about that whole getting of on the wrong hoof thing,” Twilight said now without her jumpsuit.

Adam just looked at her.

“Okay,first I think Rarity has something she needs to say,” Twilight said glaring at Rarity.

“I-I'm sorry, I should not have been so judgemental,” Rarity said.

Adam looked at them for second, “I have interest in being friends with you but I won't object if you decide to fight alongside us,”

“Wait don't leave again we can talk this out!” Twilight said as a portal opened up behind Adam and Cringer and they began to walk through.

“Like I said the closest we want to get involved with you people is protecting you bad guys,” Adam said as they walked through the portal it closing behind them.