Extraterrestrial Contact

Fluttershy goes to her classroom with the seven aliens, Gallus, Ocellus, Sandbar, Silverstream, Smolder, and Yonna were in there, along with other classmates,

"Okay, everybody, we have visitors today, so we're going to have them introduce themselves, come on up." Fluttershy said, the rodentnoid with the light blue eyes goes up first,

"My name's Victor, I'm a detective for Samacron's police, I'm twenty five years old." he said, he sat with the class and the rodentnoid with the yellow eyes goes up next,

"My name's Alex, I plant flora, I used to be a cashier, I'm twenty eight years old." he said, he went to go sit and the rodentnoid with four arms goes up next,

"My name's Jack, I'm a sergeant major in Samacron's army, I'm also a drill instructor, I'm thirty two years old." he said, he sat and the rodentnoid made from dark energy goes up next,

"My name's Leon, I plant plants, I used to be a chef, I'm forty seven years old." he said, he then took his seat and the short human boy goes up next,

"My name is pronounced 'sigh-tis', it is spelled S-I-T-E-T-I-S, my body is twelve years old, but I'm actually sixty two years old, I'm the third-in-command of the family." he said, he sat while the others stared at him in disbelief, unable to believe what his name was, the tall human with the tan skin goes up next,

"My name is Saber, my body is thirty five years old, but I'm actually eighty five years old, I'm the second-in-command of the family." he said, he then sat, Fluttershy and the others could not believe what they heard him say, the rodentnoid with the rat skull on his head goes up next,

"My name is Jared, my body is twenty years old, but I'm actually one hundred years old, I'm the leader of the family." he said, and he took his seat, everyone was looking at them in shock,

"Uh, okay, those were some several unexpected information, but nevertheless, let's introduce them to some of our critters, this is Harry." Fluttershy said,

"We have ursinenoids on Samacron too." Jared replied, the others were surprised,

"Oh, well, this is Angel Bunny." Fluttershy said,

"Leporidaenoids, extinct." Saber replied,

"Oh." Fluttershy said with surprise,

"How about me, I'm a griffin." Gallus said,

"We had aviannoids, they're extinct too." Sitetis replied,

"Me Yona, me a yak." Yona said,

"Bovinenoid, yaknoid is one of their races." Victor replied,

"What about me? I'm a hippogriff." Silverstream said,

"Again, aviannoids." Sitetis replied,

"I'm a changeling." Ocellus said, she then changed to Fluttershy,

"Well, there isn't a species of you on our planet, but a lot of people on Samacron can morph into other people, your ability is not new to us." Alex replied, Ocellus changed back in shock, the others could not believe that there were people with changeling abilities on their planet,

"Well, um, how about a butterfly?" Fluttershy asked,

"We had bugnoids, they're extinct too." Jack replied,

"How about an otter?" Fluttershy asked,

"Otternoids, extinct." Leon replied,

"What about squirrels?" Fluttershy asked,

"Well, there has been evidence of sciuridaenoids existing, but they're most likely extinct too." Sitetis replied, the others were interested in what they were hearing, Samacron sounded extremely diverse,

"There's one thing that's caught my mind, why are you five rodentnoids, but the other two are humans?" Sandbar asked, the others agreed,

"Well, truth be told, Saber and I are not from Samacron, we're from Earth, our planet got attacked by another planet and we escaped through a spaceship, those aliens shot us down and we crash landed in rodentnoid country, we were able to bond because those aliens were enemies to both of our species', Saber and I became best friends with Jared, we became his roommates, basically, and many years later, Victor, Alex, Jack, and Leon here were born." Sitetis explained, Fluttershy was very interested in learning about them, so were the others, they were startled when they hear static noises in Jack's left ear,

"Jack, you there?" Governor Agonus asked, Jack pressed the radio in his left ear with his upper left index claw,

"Yeah." Jack replied,

"Your platoon will be arriving shortly, you still have to train them." Governor Agonus said, and he went off,

"Oh, you have a class of your own? That's really nice, Jack." Fluttershy said,

"Oh, right, they didn't share it with the others." Jack replied, another spaceship is heard outside and everyone goes outside.

Jack stands forward and waits for his fifteen recruits to come out of the spaceship, they jump down and stand in two lines, seven to the left and right, and one across from Jack, he was easy to notice, the other fourteen recruits had on light green long-sleeve shirts that were unbuttoned at the top, white short-sleeve shirts under them, they were tucked into light green pants, which were tucked into black mid-calf length steel-toed combat boots, they were all also wearing olive green military belts with gray buckles, they all had short hair, but the recruit across from Jack had shoulder-length black hair, purple armor all over his body except his head, a black long-sleeve shirt and pants under his armor, a red scarf that was around his neck, over his left shoulder, and the two ends were behind him, the armor piece that covered his chest, abdomen, and entire back had a black circle with a capital A on the back of it. The students look at them and see they all had name tags on their left chests, the people in the line to the left were Hark, Josh, Aaron, Nick, David, Sagan, and Ivan, the people in the line to the right were Axum, Durus, Frank, Patrick, Michael, Pablo, and Jing, and the recruit across from Jack was Anarchy, which shocked the others.

"As you all can see, I am here because apparently, Governor Agonus thinks I need a lesson in friendship." Jack said, his recruits laugh,

"Raise your hand if you can see the irony in that." Jack said, all of the recruits raised their hands, they put them down shortly afterwards,

"Through fighting on the battlefield, and through the trust you guys have formed with one another, and the rules I have given you guys, I have taught you guys male bonding, male bonding is a form of friendship." Jack said, the recruits snicker,

"Wait! Stop!" Twilight Sparkle said as she ran to them, she stands in front of Jack and says "As long as you guys are here, you will be obeying my rules, the School of Friendship does NOT allow single gender friendship!" the fifteen recruits just looked at her stoically, she walked back,

"You guys can add this to your list of strange things, we have to attend a school run by horses." Jack said, the recruits laugh a little,

"Excuse me." Starlight Glimmer said, she walked to him and says "We prefer to be called ponies." and she walked away,

"This may not be new to you guys, because as you guys know from experience, you all have already seen cyborgs, androids, mutants, giants, centaurs, cyclops', triclops', aliens, angels, demons, vampires, werewolves, trolls, ghouls, elves, fairies, orcs, dwarves, goblins, humanoids, dinosaurs, dragons, ghosts, and zombies, I think you all should be accustomed to things like this happening by now." Jack said,

"Sir, yes, sir!" his recruits said, Rainbow Dash's attention was caught, she noticed that it was a bit like Wonderbolt training,

"I am sure that all of you are not happy about going back to school, I don't blame you, as you all know from past experiences, schools don't want lifelong learners, they only want good test takers, you learn, you study, you take the test, and then you forget what you learned, it is the cycle of learning in school, and when the school is failing, they lower the passing grade to make the school look good. Females usually do better in school than males, that is because the learning system was designed to teach the female mind specifically, and don't forget about the county hacking into the system to change your grades into what they want it to be. There is also more than one way of learning, school only teaches one method of learning, if you don't learn that way, you are called an idiot or a retard by the school, and destroys any creativity you originally had. Schools are also like prison, boring, authoritarian structure, dress code, negative reinforcement, loss of individuality, no freedom, authority figures are mean, can't make decisions, the food and drinks taste terrible and are unhealthy, a schedule to follow, and dangerous, both areas have crime, gangs, and violence, and in worst case scenarios, schools are more dangerous than prisons, I'm sure you're all unhappy." Jack said, the people attending the School of Friendship could not believe what he just said,

"Sir, yes, sir!" his recruits said,

"As you all can see, everyone is pretty much an animal, so unless you're into that kind of thing, I better not see any of you with your hands down your pants, do you maggots and faggots understand that?" Jack asked, the students, Starlight Glimmer, Spike, and Mane Six look at him in shock, Rarity exclaimed in shock several times at what he called his recruits,

"Sir, yes, sir!" his recruits said,

"Bullshit, I can't hear you." Jack replied, the students and teachers of the school gasp at hearing him curse,

"Sir, yes, sir!" his recruits said louder,

"STOP!!" Rainbow Dash yelled, the Mane Six run to him and his recruits,

"No! No! No! You will not insult and curse at your students here!" Twilight Sparkle said angrily,

"There, there, everyone, let your tears out, I know you're all hurt inside." Fluttershy said,

"Go on, darlings, share your feelings, we will make you all feel better." Rarity said, the fifteen recruits glare at them,

"Do we look hurt to you?" Nick asked, Pinkie Pie runs to them,

"What?! You guys aren't offended by what he just said?!" Pinkie Pie asked,

"No." the fifteen recruits replied, the others were in disbelief,

"Enough, guys, we have class to attend, so for now, piss off, and meet me again here later." Jack said,

"NO!!" Twilight Sparkle said angrily, she flies to him and says "They are going to attend class with you, and that is not how you dismiss your students!" the recruits then go with the other aliens to Fluttershy's class, the other students watch in shock as they go to class,

"I sure am glad he's not our teacher." Gallus said, Sandbar, Yona, Smolder, Ocellus and Silversteam nodded while they watch them go to class.

Class resumes and Fluttershy was about to have the fifteen recruits introduce themselves, but they refused to say anything,

"You guys not introduce yourselves?" Yona asked,

"Trust us, you don't want to know about our origins." Anarchy replied,

"Is that your real name?" Sandbar asked,

"No, my real name's Xavier, most people call me Anarchy." Anarchy replied,

"Well, moving on, let's start class, see this cuddly little spider here, they are very friendly and are easy to maintain as pets, they don't bite unless provoked, perfect for keeping you company." Fluttershy said, Ivan raised his right hand,

"Oh, curious already, yes, Ivan?" Fluttershy asked,

"What does it taste like?" the other aliens laugh while the others look at him with shock,

"Um, does anyone else have a different question?" Fluttershy asked with a smile on her face, Pablo raised his right hand,

"Yes, Pablo?" Fluttershy asked,

"Did he ever fall on you while you were sleeping?" Pablo asked,

"'Why, yes, he did, and it scared me." Fluttershy replied, she asks "Any other questions?" there were no more, the bell then rung,

"See you all tomorrow, next class today is Applejack's class." Fluttershy said, and the students left.