Extraterrestrial Contact

by smirker

Chapter 3: Applejack's Class

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The students and aliens all went to Applejack's class next, the aliens followed the natives since they did not know where it was at, they arrive and sit,

"Howdy, y'all, Ah hope y'all have been havin' a good day." Applejack said, she says "Now today, Ah'm gonna teach y'all bout honesty." and she begins teaching, the native creatures were having fun while the aliens were bored,

"Okay, now, let's see how good y'all have gotten at applebucking." Applejack said, and she shows them the table with apples on them, Yona tries to go first, but she trips on her hair and was heading towards Jared, he presses his left hand on her head and stops her from moving and she falls onto the floor, which shocked the native creatures, Yona then walked to the table and kicks an apple with her hind legs, it flies forward, the other students then go and hit the apple,

"Y'all aliens wanna give it a try?" Applejack asked,

"Who was the physically weakest out of all of us again?" Jared asked, they look around,

"I guess that would be me." Frank replied, he stood up and walked to the table, he kicks an apple with his right leg, it flies into the wall and breaks it, surprising the others, the other fourteen of Jack's recruits try as well and they kick the apples into the walls with their feet as well, Applejack was not surprised, she has seen Big Macintosh do the same thing, but what she did not know was that they had nanomachines in their bodies, and were activated at the time, it increased their physical capabilities. The family of seven then kick the apples next, the order, was Sitetis, Alex, Leon, Victor, Jack, Saber, and Jared, they all had the same result except for Jared, his kick made the apple go into the wall, the wall then turned light blue and exploded, the others were very shocked,

"Whoa!" Gallus said,

"How did you do that?" Sandbar asked,

"Spiritual energy." Jared replied,

"Wait, what's spiritual energy?" Smolder asked,

"An alternative to magic and psychic powers, spiritual energy is everywhere, when something dies, its spiritual energy is released into the air, those who have been trained can use that energy for anything, it can take on any shape, form, or color." Jared explained, the others were surprised and interested,

"Well, that's nice and all, but Ah got a class to teach, so please, take a seat." Applejack replied, Jared held his right arm out and put in front of the destroyed wall, a white flash happens and the wall was fixed, shocking everyone,

"What the?" Applejack asked,

"Was that spiritual energy too?" Silverstream asked,

"No, it's something else, how I got that power is a bit complicated to explain, it involves divine intervention." Jared replied, he then sat in his seat.

Applejack hands out apples for everyone to examine, she instructed them to look carefully and identify what type of apple it was, the natives were interested while the aliens were bored, the humans thought she was crazy,

"Uh, what was your name, again, teacher?" Aaron asked,

"Applejack." Applejack replied,

"Applejack, I don't mean to be rude, but this assignment is outrageous, there are many different types of apples in the galaxy, and Earth alone had seven thousand five hundred different varieties." Aaron said, the natives were very shocked,

"Wow, Yona cannot memorize that many." Yona said,

"Wow, so many, I wanna learn them all!" Silverstream said,

"Ah'll admit, that is a lot of apples to memorize, but don't frit yer fritters, we don't have that many here in Equestria." Applejack replied, and they all continued working, the aliens were very bored, Josh then raised his right hand,

"Applejack, I gotta go to the school nurse." Josh said, he stood up and had two apples in his pants, he says "My testicles have mutated." the aliens laugh, while the natives look at him with disgust,

"Get 'em apples out of yer pants, that is disgustin'!" Applejack replied, and Josh does while the aliens laugh,

"That's nasty." Ocellus said, everyone keeps working and Frank raised his left hand,

"Applejack, I don't feel well, my chest hurts." Frank said, they all look and see he put the apples down his shirt on his nipples, the aliens laugh while the natives look on in disgust,

"Stop that, seriously, y'all, that ain't what this class is about." Applejack said, they all keep working and the aliens were bored,

"I don't understand why they're trying to teach us friendship, it's almost like they never heard family is more important." Anarchy said, the aliens agree, the natives look at them,

"Y'all, family is important to us, one thing bout friendship is to have what y'all would call a second family, trust me, y'all, family is extremely important to me." Applejack replied,

"It's really a shame we can't choose our family, my older sister is someone I don't want in my family." Pablo said,

"Yeah, I don't blame you, fat, lazy, mean, and smells bad, I wouldn't want her in my family either." Alex replied,

"Uh, guys?" Sandbar asked, the aliens look at him,

"That's not a nice thing to say." Sandbar said,

"It's the truth though." Pablo replied,

"Wait just a minute, Pablo, Ah know Ah'm supposed to teach honesty, but brutal honesty hurts, you need to more tactful when usin' brutal honesty, trust me, Ah know from experience, Ah almost ruined Rarity's career with brutal honesty once." Applejack said,

"I guess this Rarity can't handle it, either." Jack said,

"No, what Ah mean is Ah said somethin' that really hurt her feelings, it hurt the judge's feelings too, Rarity actually ran off cryin' when I drove them away, Ah learned that day that the truth can hurt sometimes." Applejack replied,

"Believe us, Applejack, there has been times in our lives when lying had better consequences than telling the truth." Saber said,

"Oh, really? Ah haven't had one of those moments in my life. Y'all should get back to work, y'all are fallin' behind." Applejack replied, and the aliens keep working, they finish by writing down what type of apple was in front of them, they tried to guess accurately, they also check one another's answers, which the natives were impressed about, the bell rung when they were done,

"Alright, y'all, go to yer next classes." Applejack said, and they leave the classroom.

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