Extraterrestrial Contact
Chapter 5: Rainbow Dash's Class
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"Okay, guys, for you aliens, my name is Rainbow Dash, but you can call me Professor Egghead, and for you fifteen guys, I'm a Wonderbolt, that is this land's version of the military, so I've been through boot camp and I know how it is, I'll admit, my drill instructor wasn't as nasty as yours, but it was still tough, as you natives know, I'm the fastest flier in Equestria, my job is to teach you guys loyalty." Rainbow Dash said, the aliens were already bored,
"As you all can see, there are stacks of chairs everywhere, you guys are to help one another get on top of at least one of them, it'll build teamwork, and friendship, ready, go." Rainbow Dash said, and the natives start working to get each other on a stack of chairs, the yaks, dragons, and earth ponies could not fly or levitate, so the unicorns, Pegasi, changelings, griffins, and hippogriffs helped them, the twenty two aliens watched in boredom, they shrugged and they all jump at the same time, each one landed on top of a stack of chairs, shocking the other students,
"Stop! No! You guys are supposed to help one another get one of your friends on top, not go to the top by yourselves, get down, and try again." Rainbow Dash said, the aliens jump down while irritated, they nod and they move to the sides while Frank and Josh were ready, the others watch, Frank runs and jumps, his right foot lands into Josh's hands, Josh throws his hands over his head and Frank does a somersault and lands on top of a stack of chairs,
"Ooh." most students said while watching in awe, Rainbow Dash was impressed as well,
"Can we take this outside?" Jack asked,
"Sure, everyone out, and Jack, I'm going to have to ask you to take those shades off, I know it's cool and all, but you can't wear them." Rainbow Dash replied,
"It's a part of my uniform." Jack said,
"Oh, never mind then." Rainbow Dash replied, even though it was not, and they all go outside.
Jack's recruits line up like how they were earlier with the others watching, he was walking up and down while inspecting them, Twilight Sparkle was there as well,
"As you all know, this is called the School of Friendship, have you guys learned anything about friendship in this school yet?" Jack asked,
"Sir, no, sir!" his recruits replied,
"The army encourages you not to make friends, because if they die on the battlefield, it will mess up your performance, because of that, friendship can hurt, isn't that right, Patrick?" Jack asked,
"Sir, yes, I know from past experience how painful friendship can be, sir." Patrick replied,
"If anything, they should have a school that teaches the seven heavenly virtues, I think you all know the seven deadly sins, pride, envy, greed, gluttony, sloth, lust, and wrath. Pride is considered the worst one because it leads to the other six happening, while envy is considered the second worst. The seven heavenly virtues are humility, kindness, charity, temperance, diligence, chastity, and patience, you don't hear about them very often; well, enough blabbering, I actually have an obstacle course for you guys to complete today, Jared is about to make it appear." Jack said, and Jared makes the obstacle course appear, this shocked Twilight Sparkle, there was a big white sack shaped like an overweight human that was full of flour, a tall ladder made from brown wood with dark yellow ropes on it, and a black coffin at the other side,
"His name is Fatty Ding Dongs, but we're going to call him Fat Boy for short." Jack said, his recruits laughed, Pinkie Pie and Rarity screamed in shock from inside the school from what they heard, they ran outside along with Fluttershy, Applejack, Starlight Glimmer, and Spike, they were very appalled by what Jack called the sack,
"We were originally going to call him Governor Jan, but as you can see, he is too skinny to be Governor Jan 2.0." Jack said, his recruits laugh again, the natives were looking at Jack with a disapproved look,
"Your job is get Fat Boy up the ladder without him falling, so he does not fall through the ground and literally split the land in half." Jack said, his recruits laugh again, the natives were getting angry at him,
"Your last task is to get him into the coffin since Fat Boy died from being too fat and lazy to turn his life around, like Governor Jan, he is really heavy and hard to carry, but unlike Governor Jan, he will not fall through the bottom of the coffin when he is put in there like how he did." Jack said, his recruits laugh, the natives were shocked at the last part,
"SILENCE!!" Jack yelled, and his recruits stood up straight and looked forward quietly, his yelling scared the natives,
"Do you maggots and fagg..." Jack said,
"Stop!" Twilight Sparkle said as she used her telekinesis to make Jack face her, she says "No! Don't use that word." and she lets him go, Jack looks at his recruits,
"Do you all understand what to do?" Jack asked,
"Sir, yes, sir!" his recruits replied,
"Bullshi..." Jack said, he was grabbed by Twilight Sparkle's telekinesis again,
"Don't use that word either!" Twilight Sparkle said sternly, she then lets him go,
"I can't hear you." Jack said,
"Sir, yes, sir!" his recruits replied,
"Alright, start, quickly!" Jack said,
"Wait, hold on, there's going to be a few changes around here." Twilight Sparkle said, she has Yona, Smolder, Ocellus, Silverstream, and eleven more female students stand with the recruits,
"Uh?" Jack's recruits asked while pointing at them,
"Since you guys have all been taught male bonding, you guys are going to learn to bond with girls, too, all of you are partnered, and must stay together for the whole obstacle course, ready, go!" Twilight Sparkle said, the recruits shrugged at having partners and work quickly and quietly while the females were shocked by how quiet they were working,
"You girls going to help us or stand there all day?" Ivan asked,
"It's just that, you guys are really quiet." Smolder replied,
"Yeah, us girls are more used to discussing things out before doing them." Silverstream said, the recruits shrug and put the body down to discuss how to move the body up, Twilight Sparkle was smiling while she watched, the seven aliens were stoic,
"This might take a while." Alex said,
"Of course it will, those females aren't military trained like my recruits." Jack replied,
"Ah'm still surprised by how quiet they are." Applejack said,
"Our military teaches us to discuss plans first, and then act, males and females are divided in the military, but they go through the exact same training." Leon replied,
"That's good, at least you guys have gender equality." Twilight Sparkle said,
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Jack?" Fluttershy asked,
"Yeah?" Jack asked,
"I heard you earlier, I actually am the element of kindness." Fluttershy replied,
"Look at that, there's actually one heavenly virtue in this land." Alex said,
"I should ask Princess Celestia about this, maybe she might know a thing or two about them." Twilight Sparkle muttered to herself.
The recruits and the female students assigned to them work to move the heavy sack, the yaks were having the easiest time carrying it, so they were the changelings since they changed into big and strong creatures to move it, the earth ponies and unicorns had no issues either, but the griffins, hippogriffs, and Pegasi did, they move the sack to the ladder and the recruits secure the rope, Ivan, Sagan, Nick, Aaron, Durus, and Hark go to the top to pull up the sack since they had partners that could fly,
"Get up here, Fat Boy, you're holding everyone back." Sagan said jokingly, the seven aliens watching laugh a little, while the students and Mane Six looked at him disapprovingly,
"You're climbing slower than old people, you know that?" Hark asked jokingly,
"Hurry up, Fat Boy, or we're going to have to change your name to Fat Ass." Ivan said jokingly, the aliens laugh a little, Rarity exclaimed in shock from what he just said, the others were glaring at him,
"It'll be the end of existence when you get to the top, won't it, Fat Boy?" Aaron asked jokingly, the aliens laugh at what he said, Twilight Sparkle was getting angry at Jack's recruits, she did not find them funny.
The sack is raised over the top of the ladder and over it, Ivan, Sagan, Nick, Aaron, Durus, and Hark carry it while they climb down, the other seven recruits have their female partners grab onto their backs and they climb the ladder, and go over it, they were very fast, they soon go down and they reunite, they then put the sack in the coffin and run back to Jack, Twilight Sparkle gets the sack out of the coffin with her magic and places it in front of them, she walks to them with an angry face,
"Friendship is not built on making fun of others, you guys have hurt that thing's feelings." Twilight Sparkle said, the others look at the sack and see Fluttershy was comforting it,
"Oh, they were mean weren't they? Don't worry, you're going to be fine now." Fluttershy said,
"It's an inanimate object." the recruits said together, Twilight Sparkle uses her magic to make it come to life,
"Not anymore, it's not, now apologize to it." Twilight Sparkle said while glaring, the sack faces them,
"Hi, my name is Fatty Ding Dongs, but you can call me Fat Boy, I need help moving because I'm too fat and lazy to do it myself." the sack said, Twilight Sparkle becomes shocked and quickly undoes the spell while the aliens laugh,
"That's enough!" Rainbow Dash said angrily, the recruits stand up straight and become silent while the females they were partnered with were scared,
"You girls can go ahead and go, as for you boys, all of you are being punished, bonding through having the same dislikes is not how friendship works!" Rainbow Dash said angrily, the recruits were looking at her disapprovingly,
"Can't take a joke?" Josh asked,
"There is nothing funny about making fun of people's weights, that is not cool!" Rainbow Dash said angrily,
"If you're still going to punish us, our drill instructor already has one for us." Pablo said, Rainbow Dash's anger went down,
"Wait, he does?" Rainbow Dash asked, the recruits nod, Jared sighs and makes the sack and ladder disappear, he makes three trees appear,
"Alright, you guys know what to do, rodentnoid's physical training when they're growing up, but since you humans can't handle the physical intensity of our culture's training, and we're low on time, I have to cut it short, so run one mile, do all of the stretches, ten one-hand and one-foot pushups, ten sit-ups with hands on shoulders, ten more with hands on back of head, ten abdominal crunches, five upside-down crunches, one one-hand pull-up with each hand, five one-hand chin-ups with each hand, ten lunges with each leg, ten squats, and stay in the plank position for thirty seconds, go!" Jack said, the recruits run, they were fast, shocking the natives.
Jack's recruits do the stretches together, the first one was them sitting, they stretched their left legs out and touched their feet with their right hands, they did the same thing with their other hand and leg afterwards, the next stretch was doing the split with their legs to the sides and touch their feet with their hands, the next stretch was another split, with their right legs in front of them and left legs behind them, they switched them for the next stretch, the next stretch was have their hands under their gluteal areas and lift themselves up, they then do the split with their legs to the sides while holding themselves up with their hands, the natives were shocked and impressed at the same time, the recruits stand up and do the last stretch by bending their backs backwards, and touching the ground with their hands, the natives gasped when they saw this.
Jack's recruits get into push-up positions and they put their left arms on their backs and their right shins on their left calves, they do ten push-ups, they switch their arms and legs and do ten more, the natives were impressed.
Jack's recruits lay down and bend their knees', they put their hands on their shoulders and do ten sit-ups, they put their hands on the back of their heads next and do ten crunches, they then separate their legs and grab their own ears' and go up halfway, they exhale three deep breaths and go back down, they did it ten times, making sure their chins did not touch their sternums.
Jack's recruits run to the trees and hang upside-down with their feet wrapped around the branches, they put their hands on the back of their heads and move up until their elbows touched their thighs, do it five times, they get down then do a one-hand pull-up with each hand, and then five one-hand chin-ups with each hand, they get down and Jared makes the tree disappear.
Jack's recruits stand on the ground and then do ten lunges with each leg, ten squats, and hold the plank position for thirty seconds, they finished them quickly, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Smolder, and Gallus were thinking about trying the routine themselves, Jack walks to his recruits again.
"You all have completed a small portion of our species' training, if you forgot what our training was, it was run twenty miles, do those stretches you guys just did, one thousand one hand and one leg push ups, a thousand more with your other hands and legs, six thousand sit-ups and crunches total, doing a thousand five hundred of each one, fifty one-hand pull-ups with each hand, seventy-five one-hand chin-ups with each hand, ten thousand lunges with each leg, ten thousand squats, and stay in the plank position for five minutes. We have a strict diet of only meat, leaves, and water, since pretty much everything else in our home country is poisonous, and last but least, we start the physical exercising on the day we turn three, and do them every single day until the day we turn eighteen, one more thing, in our country, when exercising, if you rest once, or mess up, you have to start over from the beginning of that exercise." Jack said, the natives were very shocked at hearing what the rodentnoid's physical training was like, there was no way they can complete a training like that,
"Us griffins and hippogriffs still have something you guys don't have." Gallus said,
"And what would that be?" Jing asked, the griffins and hippogriffs fly,
"Flight." Gallus said, Victor uses telekinesis on himself, Alex uses aerokinesis on himself, Jack and Anarchy activate the rockets in their boots' by clapping their heels together, Leon grows two black wings out of his back, Sitetis, Saber, and Jared use spiritual energy, and the other fourteen recruits clap their boots' heels together to activate the anti-gravity devices in them, the aliens then go in the air, the natives gasp,
"We can fly too." the aliens said together in unison while smiling at them,
"Were the humans in Sunset's world like this too, Twi?" Applejack asked,
"No, not at all, they had no clue what magic was, and weren't able to do things like this." Twilight Sparkle replied,
"I'm so excited, I want to see what else you guys can do." Silverstream said, Saber holds his left hand out to the side and shoots out a yellow energy blast, he hits a statue and destroys it, it makes a shockwave happen and it destroys the things around it, Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer, and Spike in particular were very shocked.
Jared makes more arms appear on him, he had two arms appear over and under his regular arms, so it looked like he had ten arms, he then makes four come out of his chest, and four more come out of his abdomen, each one shoots out a different color blast, everyone gasped and realized that it was eighteen of the twenty elements that is considered magic on their planet, the colors were red, blue, yellow, green, light orange, orange, light blue, sky blue, light gray, light brown, brown, dark green, dark white, purple, white, black, bright yellow, and dark red,
"What was that?" Gallus asked,
"Eighteen of the twenty magical elements from Samacron, red is fire, blue is water, yellow is earth, green is wind, light orange is heat, orange is lava, light blue is ice, sky blue is snow, light gray is stone, light brown is rock, brown is wood, dark green is weather, dark white is atmosphere, purple is lightning, white is light, black is dark, bright yellow is angelic, and dark red is demonic, the other two elements are solar and lunar, solar is bright orange, and lunar is dark yellow." Jared replied, the unicorns were very interested, they wanted to learn about the magic,
"I bet you guys can't breathe underwater." Smolder said,
"Actually, I can grow gills, I can grow wings too." Jared replied, shocking the others,
"So can I." Sitetis said, making the others shocked even more,
Jared looks around and decides to read a thought, he tries Sandbar's mind,
"This is crazy." Sandbar said in his head, Jared uses his powers on him,
"This is awesome." Sandbar said in his head, he screams out loud when he realized what happened,
"What's wrong, Sandbar?" Yona asked,
"Jared! He just changed the thought I had in my head!" Sandbar replied, the others become very shocked, the natives could not believe such a thing was possible,
"What else can you do, Jared?" Gallus asked,
"I can also change information on technology with my mind." Jared replied, this confused them, since Equestria did not have technology as advanced as the ones on Samacron, the bell rings and they all fly down,
"Okay, class is over, guys, head on to the last period of the day." Rainbow Dash said and she flew away, Pinkie Pie hopped forward to them,
"I'm Pinkie Pie, and I'll be your last teacher, follow me, we're going to have the best class ever!" Pinkie Pie said as she hopped, the students just walked to her class.
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