Extraterrestrial Contact

The last class begins and Pinkie Pie stood in front of them, party poppers go off and confetti flies out everywhere,

"My job is to spread joy and laughter, and make this your funnest class." Pinkie Pie said,

"Funnest is not a word." Ivan replied,

"I know, but I want you all to have a lot of fun in this class." Pinkie Pie said, she then show them Gummy,

"This is Gummy, he's here to have fun with you guys." Pinkie Pie said, the aliens look at him,

"Samacron also had alligatoridaenoids, they're extinct too." Sitetis replied, shocking the natives,

"What other animals do you guys have?" Saber asked,

"Well, there's Winona, Applejack's dog." Pinkie Pie replied,

"We have caninenoids." Leon said,

"We have Opal, that's Rarity's cat." Pinkie Pie said,

"Felinenoids." Jack replied,

"Owlowiscious, Twilight's owl." Pinkie Pie said,

"Again, aviannoids." Alex replied,

"And there's Tank, Rainbow Dash's tortoise." Pinkie Pie said,

"He would fall under the turtlenoids, another extinct species." Jared replied, the natives were shocked,

"Yona wants to know rest of natives on Samacron." Yona said,

"Well, Jack mentioned several of the natives to Samacron to his recruits earlier today, we also have elephantidaenoids, apenoids, dasyuridaenoids, sharknoids, whalenoids, suidaenoids, hippopotamusnoids, cetaceannoids, iguanidaenoids, anteaternoids, reptilenoids since lizardnoids was already taken by the dinosaurs, slothnoids, walrusnoids, sealnoids, crabnoids, lobsternoids, octopusnoids, shrimpenoids, snakenoids, dolphinnoids, frognoids, mustelidaenoids, jellyfishnoids, eelnoids, spheniscidaenoids, mephitisnoids, mongoosenoids, stingraynoids, squidnoids, crustaceannoids, fishnoids, mermen, mermaids, gremlins, imps are baby goblins, rhinocerotidaenoids, and many more, it'll take forever to list them all." Jared replied,

"But Yona want to know all." Yona said,

"I think it'll be best we learn the rest for another time." Sandbar replied, the others agreed, Pinkie Pie hands them a sheet of paper,

"Okay, one thing I like to do is sing, and I'm sure you all like music too, so I want you all to write down your favorite music artist, and I'll try to listen to them later." Pinkie Pie said, the aliens snicker, the others look at them, they turn in their papers shortly afterwards, while the natives all wrote down a different answer for who their favorite musicians were, all the aliens wrote down Joseph Pujol,

"Oh, since you aliens all wrote down the same person, tell me, what kind of music does this Joseph Pujol make?" Pinkie Pie asked, the aliens laughed really hard and fell out of their desks,

"Uh, out of curiosity, guys, what do you all do for fun?" Silverstream asked, the aliens sat back in their desks,

"Make jokes." Anarchy replied,

"Ooh, I love jokes, go on, show me what you guys got." Pinkie Pie said,

"I got one, what is another definition of Rolaids? A faggot in a wheelchair." Anarchy replied, the aliens laugh, but the natives did not,

"What do you call a midget vampire? Cocksucker." Alex said, the aliens laughed again, but the natives did not, Pinkie Pie screamed in shock and horror at the joke,

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year." Josh said, the aliens laughed again, but so did the natives, but they did not get the true meaning of the joke,

"Okay, that one was funny." Pinkie Pie said,

"Shh, do you guys hear that?" Jack asked, and everyone listens, Jack farts really loudly, causing the other aliens to laugh, they hear Rainbow Dash and Applejack laughing outside the class, Pinkie Pie was laughing as well. Twilight Sparkle teleports into the class,

"What was that noise?" Twilight Sparkle asked in annoyed tone, Rarity ran in shortly, Rainbow Dash and Applejack were still laughing, Fluttershy got scared and hid, Starlight Glimmer and Spike were looking for her, the people in the class gag at the smell,

"I cannot accept these conditions!" Rarity said angrily, Twilight Sparkle agreed and used a spell to get rid of the smell,

"Okay, now back to what I was saying, what was that noise?" Twilight Sparkle asked,

"Jack farted." Pinkie Pie replied while restraining her laughter, Twilight Sparkle and Rarity looked at him with disgust, Jack smiled at them,

"Jack, this is your last warning, I've just about had it with you." Twilight Sparkle said, and she disappeared, Jack did not mind very much, Rarity then left the classroom,

"Do any of you ponies or other creatures have jokes to say too?" Pinkie Pie asked, they did not respond,

"Aw, that's too bad." Pinkie Pie said, she says "Okay, let's try singing a song."

"I'm singing this song, and I'm getting the lyrics wrong." Victor sang, the aliens chuckle,

"NO! Sing the right lyrics!" Pinkie Pie replied angrily, the aliens laugh a little,

"I'm surprised you guys haven't killed anyone with your dumb senses of humor." Gallus said,

"What's funny to you then?" Sitetis asked,

"What do you call an annoying kid with a dumb name? Sitetis." Gallus replied,

"What's the difference between a griffin and an onion? I don't cry when I chop up a griffin." Sitetis said, the natives were shocked at what he just said,

"Sitetis! No! That is an inappropriate joke!" Pinkie Pie said,

"Your mama is so dumb, she measures how long she sleeps with a ruler." Gallus said, the natives laugh,

"Your mama is like a motorcycle, every time I'm with her, I'm on top of her." Sitetis replied, the aliens laugh,

"Guys! Enough! No jokes about each other's mothers, you all should know better than to respect your parents!" Pinkie Pie said angrily,

"Your face is like a present, it needs to be ripped open!" Gallus said,

"Your mouth is like my ass, nothing good ever comes out of it!" Sitetis replied, the aliens laugh while Pinkie Pie screamed in shock,

"SITETIS!! NO!! NO!! NO!! THAT TYPE OF JOKE IS NOT APPROPRIATE!!" Pinkie Pie yelled in rage,

"You're just jealous about the fact you're a cartoon character." Sitetis replied, he then changed into a live action version of himself and says "While I can become real." Pinkie Pie screamed in shock again, she grumbles and growls while she walks over to Sitetis and grabs him while he changes back to his normal form,

"Get out." Pinkie Pie said while she carried him to the door and opened it,

"GET OUT!!" Pinkie Pie yelled as she threw him out and slammed the door, she walks to in front of her class and screams in shock when she sees Sitetis sitting back at the desk, the natives scream in shock at seeing him as well,

"Hi, Pinkie Pie." Sitetis said, Pinkie Pie lets out noises of irritation and grabs him, she opens the door and sees another Sitetis standing outside, Pinkie Pie was in complete, utter shock at what she was seeing, so were the natives, Pinkie Pie throws the second Sitetis outside and she walks back, she stops and looks on in shock when she saw Sitetis sitting at his desk again, she grabs him and puts him outside with the other two Sitetis', Pinkie Pie walks back and sees him at his desk again,

"How does he do that?" Silverstream asked,

"I have no clue, there is no changeling that can multiply like that." Ocellus replied,

Pinkie Pie puts Sitetis on the other side of the room, the door opens and another Sitetis tries to run while laughing,

"No, no!" Pinkie Pie said, her front hooves come into the room while she was on the other side and pulls him out of the room, Pinkie Pie then goes back forward and sees Sitetis did not appear that time, she sighs in relief,

"As I was saying..." Pinkie Pie said, she then screams in shock at seeing Sitetis and a desk upside-down on the ceiling, the natives scream in shock as well while the aliens laugh,

"Apparently, you don't understand me." Sitetis said while smiling, the others look and see Sitetis was in the corner of the room as well, Pinkie Pie just growled, she went to the door, she was somehow on the ceiling with orange suction cups on her hooves, she walks to Sitetis and pulls him down, she puts him in the corner with the other Sitetis, Pinkie Pie and the others see black mist come out of him, it goes to the desk and forms another Sitetis, the natives gasp at this, they realize Sitetis was multiplying,

"How many powers do you have?!" Sandbar asked, the three Sitetis' outside come in, the other two go to him, they all then morph, one Sitetis changed to Gallus, one Sitetis changed to Sandbar, one Sitetis changed to Spike, and the two remaining Sitetis' changed into two random male classmates, the natives screamed,

"We can copy your voices too." the five Sitetis' said, they had the voices of the person they morphed into as well, they change back to normal and four Sitetis' go into the Sitetis in the center, he walks back to his desk, the bell then rings,

"Class is dismissed, I'm sorry you guys didn't get to use the party cannon today, so let's try again tomorrow, I'll be looking forward to having fun tomorrow too, so until next time." Pinkie Pie said, the students go outside the school.