Equestria Missing 2: Insanity's Nightmare

THIS IS A PARODY OF ALL THE MESSAGES I GOT TELLING ME TO HURRY UP WITH THIS STORY THIS SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY ANYONE... I MADE THIS IN 5 MINUTES

I Walked up to flootershais haus and looked in her Window and and yelled "FLOOTERSHAI, I WANT YOUR SOMETHING!!!!" She gasped at my weirdness but this was okay because I was married to her LOLOLOLOL. I went into her haus and said "Kizz me Babii" and she said "NO!" I Went up to her but she walked away because my eyes started bleeding from overuse of Mangekyo Sharingan. cause you know Flare is a ninja "Wait Flootershai I need to tell you Something" She turned around and said "I Love you but if you are going to say that you are homosexual then I will hate you..." (Yes Flootershai is a Homophobic)

Flootershai got to the bottom of the stairs and asked me what I wanted to tell her. "Well Flootershai. I am Actually..." We pause for about an hour of silence. "A Ninja" Then The Song "KUNG FU FIGHTING" Carl Douglas started playing

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