Equestria Missing 2: Insanity's Nightmare

THIS IS A PARODY THIS SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

I Was on Xbox Live. Playing some Call of Duty Black Ops 2, I Was on the winning team, and I was on a awesome killing spree. with a Stealth Chopper, K9 Unit and a Swarm. I was about to get my 5th swarm when I suddenly got killed by someone. "YEAH! SUCK ON THAT FLARE!" I Heard through my turtlebeaches, Is That Fluttershy?

I Walked down stairs to a very messy living room. This was kind of my fault, I Introduced her to video games.

"F-Fluttershy... I" "SHUT UP FLARE I'M PWNING N00BS!" I Sighed and went upstairs knowing there was only one thing I could do. Get Online and tell her through black ops 2

We were on Standoff, she was running around with a DSR-50 quick-scoping like an amateur. (And when I say "Amateur" I Mean everyone who trickshots quick-scopes or 360 no scopes is a good for nothing amateur)

Fecal-Matter was about to hit the industrial-sized air-circulation device.

"Fluttershy" I said calmly. "What do you want Flare?" She snapped back. "I think you are playing too much Black ops 2" I said like I was on A&E Intervention. "Oh come on Flare, I only got this game today." "Well. Yea but Fluttershy, Call of Duty: Ghosts comes out tomorrow and." "WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? I GOTTA GO AND PRE-ORDER IT!" She yelled as she threw down the microphone. I then heard someone say over another mic "What is with her?" I sighed. "It's my wife... She really fucking loves Call of Duty."