
Simply to die for
Carrot Top is getting ready to rid herself of everypony that hates her, while still turning a profit
She'd always been bullied as a filly. Everypony would say how she won't amount to anything, that carrots were a stupid thing to have as a cutie mark. She showed them all how foolish they were. Within a year of leaving school she became the leading producer of carrots for all of equestria. Now, these bullies have turned to jealousy. They have destroyed her garden countless times. Broke windows, greenhouses, stores. Anything to do with her, they destroyed. Now, she has grown tired of these antics, and is planning on ridding herself of these pains. Forever.
(sidenote: This is my first attempt at writing a grimdark so go easy on me)

3652 words: Estimated 18 minutes to read
9 Chapters:
- So it begins 2018-04-19 17:19:04 UTC332
- Let the killing commence 2018-04-19 17:18:20 UTC688
- The Plan 2018-04-19 17:19:25 UTC347
- One down, four to go 2018-04-19 17:19:32 UTC304
- A life lesson 2018-04-19 17:18:43 UTC702
- Disclaimer: Toothpaste does not protect against dismemberment 2018-04-19 17:18:49 UTC362
- Time flies when suffocating 2018-04-19 17:19:49 UTC374
- Lucky Lucky 2018-04-19 17:19:55 UTC313
- Epilogue 2018-04-19 17:19:05 UTC230