Simply to die for

“Hey there Carrot Top!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed,

“Got another batch of carrot related products for me today?” The mare just chuckled while unhinging herself from the wagon.

“Of course I do Pinkie Pie. I hope you enjoy them. I used this new fertilizer to grow them.” The tarp was pulled off to show a collection of carrot confectionary. The sight elicited gasps of joy from the pink pony,

“Oh. My. GOSH Carrot Top! These look amazing. May I have a taste?” The yellow mare just chuckled again and handed her a carrot cupcake,

“Here ya go, I hope you like it.”

A squee of joy was followed by the excited eating of the given confection.

“This is simply to DIE for Carrot!” The pink mare exclaimed,

“I’ll take the whole lot. How many bits you want?” Carrot Top laughed to herself quietly at the indirect pun, finding the wording ironic.

“Just the usual 300 bits Pinkie” The transaction was made and Carrot Top walked back to her home.

“How much do I have left of that fertilizer anyway?” Walking down to her basement she opens up a refrigerator full of the body parts of her victims.

“Oh we have enough for a looooooooong time.”

Another cackle followed as she walked away, holding a wad of leaflets stating “Come try Carrot Tops new delicacies. They’re simply to DIE for!”