
J'adore
Finding a job is hard. Finding a job in Canterlot when you’re a five foot eight bipedal alien is even harder.
Being the sole human in a city full of judgemental unicorns has a pretty detrimental effect on a guy's employment prospects, a fact Luke Nona has become all too aware of. After a year of scraping by in Equestria’s capital, he still doesn’t have a job. That all changes when a certain Princess calls in a favour from a supermodel.
A supermodel that just happens to be a siren...
Fleur de Lis x unsuspecting human romance. Romcom-thriller hybrid. Unapologetic wish fulfilment.
Cover art by Little Tigress. Pre-read by JimboTex.
Beware of spoilers in the comments.


81144 words: Estimated about 7 hours to read
18 Chapters:
- One | Lament Of a Welfare Scrounger 2018-04-16 18:13:30 UTC3021
- Two | One Of These Mares Is Not Like the Others 2018-04-17 15:01:51 UTC4309
- Three | Age Is Just a (Large) Number 2018-04-24 22:08:57 UTC3183
- Four | Ponies Aren't Supposed to Have Fangs 2018-05-09 15:01:05 UTC3358
- Five | Siren Song 2018-05-23 18:50:12 UTC3244
- Six | Revelation 2018-07-18 13:59:16 UTC5146
- Seven | A Working Relationship 2018-07-25 20:32:46 UTC4294
- Eight | The Stone Pegasus 2018-08-02 00:13:31 UTC4027
- Nine | Hope Lives On 2018-08-16 01:52:17 UTC4546
- Ten | Fit for a Pauper 2018-09-10 00:39:34 UTC4506
- Eleven | Breaking the Bank 2018-12-04 16:19:28 UTC6278
- Twelve | The Burden of Choice 2021-10-05 00:54:29 UTC3859
- Thirteen | Man o' War and Secrets 2021-10-26 00:56:12 UTC6512
- Fourteen | The Second Commandant 2021-11-03 00:54:21 UTC6153
- Fifteen | Memento Mori 2021-11-20 23:01:34 UTC4216
- Sixteen | Enter Sandbox 2021-11-25 04:33:50 UTC5235
- Seventeen | Royal Appointment 2022-01-17 00:09:37 UTC3393
- Eighteen | The Last Draconequus 2022-09-05 22:45:46 UTC5864