Bored Rainbow Dash is Bored

"P-p-p-p-p-principal Celestia?!" Rainbow Dash stammered. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck! was all Rainbow could think. I know I wanted this day to stop being boring, but this?! This is a whole new level of what the goddamn fuck!

"What's the matter, Rainbow Dash? Adults can be gamers too, you know." said Principal Celestia.

"I-i-i-i-i-i know. I'm just shocked, that's all." said Rainbow, still trying to process things.

"I just enjoy the element of surprise. It's too bad that it only works once." said Principal Celestia.

"Well you totally surprised the fu-heck outta me!" said Rainbow Dash, recovering from a potential expletive in front her school's principal.

Principal Celestia laughed. "Well why don't we skip the pleasantries and get down to business?"

Rainbow Dash took a deep breath and exhaled. "Let's."

Well, I lasted a minute shorter than I thought, and I thought I'd last a minute! Thought Rainbow. I'll never look at Principal Celestia the same way ever again!

Rainbow Dash checked her phone.

Hey guys!- Sent by Sunset Shimmer

Sunset, darling! How are you feeling?- Sent by Rarity

Still kinda crappy.- Sent by Sunset Shimmer

Rainbow Dash smiled Good to hear from her, at least., she thought, then sent a text.

Think you'll have enough energy to take me on? - Sent by Rainbow Dash

Bring your "A" Game.- Sent by Sunset Shimmer

I'm just glad that killed some time, thought Rainbow Dash. Maybe getting some exercise in will keep me sane.

Rainbow Dash left her house, did some stretches and went on a run. It really is an awesome day out. I can't stay inside forever! She took a breath of fresh air as she started pacing. Every now and then, Rainbow Dash would have headphones on, but for a change she decided to let nature be her soundtrack for jogging. The birds chirping, the cicadas buzzing, people in cars playing their music with the windows down...Ahhh, summer. Rainbow Dash smiled. I love working up a good sweat.

Taking a rest on a bench, Rainbow Dash checked her phone.

Just finished installing the guard rails on Sunset's stairs. She's sleeping now.- Sent by Applejack

Rainbow Dash sent a text.

She checked in with us while you were working, so she must be feeling a little better.- Sent by Rainbow Dash

She resumed jogging until she returned home. She almost opened the door, but stopped short. "No. It's too nice out. Fuck it." Rainbow Dash channeled her geode and ponied up. "To the sky!" she said as she ascended to about one hundred feet. I should be fine in the sky. I even sang that it's never boring up here! She circled the neighborhood a couple of times until her phone buzzed. As she took her phone out of her pocket, she lost her grip. "Oh, shit!" She said as phone fell to the ground. Descending quickly, she caught her phone long before it landed. She breathed a sigh of relief. "Better safe than sorry." she said as she landed on the ground and reverted to normal.

Still no changes so far. She's taking a rest right now.- Sent by Fluttershy

Something's gotta give eventually. She was drinking a smoothie that I brought her from work.- Sent by Applejack

Rainbow sent a text.

She better be at her best when I take her on!- Sent by Rainbow Dash

So what now? I can't fly because I'm worried I'll drop my phone and lose it. I've already met my jogging quota. I came in second in a video game to Principal Celestia of all people! And all my friends are busy doing other things! Rainbow Dash grunted in frustration. Maybe I could work on a tan or something. Rainbow Dash went inside and changed into her swimsuit and brought out sunscreen, taking a beach chair from the garage. After she applied sunscreen, she laid down on the beach chair, hands behind her head. "Aww yeah, that's the good shit right there." Feeling completely relaxed, she drifted off into sleep.

Rainbow Dash found herself in a business meeting wearing formal attire. "Oh, for fuck's sake!" she blurted out. Everyone at the table gave her looks of severe disapproval. Blushing, all Rainbow Dash could say was "Sorry." She could feel her mind and her sanity slip away as the presenter droned on and on about business and other shit she could care less about. She then leaned back as far as she could, and thrust her forehead straight onto the table.

Rainbow Dash woke up with a headache. She shrugged. "Worth it." She then checked her phone for texts.

I'm leaving Sunset's place early so I don't accidentally wake her up.- Sent by Fluttershy

You sure that's a good idea, sugarcube?- Sent by Applejack

She should be fine, darling. We live in a decent neighborhood, after all.- Sent by Rarity

I accidentally woke her up, and she seemed fine with it.- Sent by Pinkie Pie

I think you might be missing the point, Pinkie.- Sent by Twilight Sparkle

"Well it's about fucking time!" said Rainbow Dash, not caring who heard her. She sent a text.

It'll be fine, guys! I can speed my way there in a flash.- Sent by Rainbow Dash

She changed back into her regular clothes, then left her house with a couple of video games in her hands and set off for Sunset's.

I'm heading over to Sunset's! Fluttershy, did you leave the door unlocked?- Sent by Rainbow Dash

I did, you shouldn't have any trouble getting in.- Sent by Fluttershy

Good thing there isn't any magical wackiness going on right now, or we'd be in a pickle!- Sent by Pinkie Pie

For heaven's sake, Pinkie, don't tempt fate!- Sent by Rarity

Hope you have a good time!- Sent by Twilight Sparkle

Has she been drinking her smoothie?- Sent by Applejack

Ignoring the rest of the texts, Rainbow Dash continued forward. She opened the door to Sunset's and saw her asleep on her couch. "Take to wake her up, I guess."