Twilight’s Better Kingdom

“A distress call, from Charon,” Twilight noted as her cutie mark began glowing.

“Excuse me guards, I must take my leave,” She said as she pushed past her personal royal guards, “And don't fret Thorax, my dear. I'll be back ASAP. And when I do, YOU’RE going to be in the form of… let's see.... a hunky white unicorn. Captain of the Royal Guard. Let’s go with that tonight.”

Meanwhile in the Underworld…

“Where is he?” Famine demanded, grabbing Charon by the neck, “Where is Death?”

“He was defeated. Destroyed. He was weak, compared to my new queen. He’s nothing,” Charon answered in response, glaring at the three intruders.

“YOUR new queen? Never heard of her. And she’s never going to hear from YOU again!” Famine growled as he disintegrated Charon into a pile of bony dust.

“What now?” Pestilence inquired.

“Now, you die,” A feminine voice behind them said, stepping away from her portal, revealing herself.

“You must be the new queen! A simple pony powerful enough to kill a god. I would be impressed, except that Death was our brother,” Famine said as he faced Twilight.

“I'm so sorry for your loss.”

“You dare mock us? Fool!” Pestilence rallied in anger and charged towards Twilight.

“Pestilence, no!”

The moment he came within five meters of Twilight, Pestilence violently burst into a puddle of green goo, presumably his inner life juices.

Almost immediately after, a red glow surrounded Twilight and passed towards War. Twilight felt weakened, as if a large chunk of her strength simply disappeared.

“What… did you do to me?” Twilight demanded.

“That alicorn amulet belongs to me. I forged it within the heat of battle. Surely I can take back what is mine, hmm?” War said with a smile.

“How does it feel? Being half as strong as you were just seconds ago. Outnumbered by two gods. That feeling? It’s called fear.” Famine taunted, as he and War began encircling the drained alicorn.

“I know what fear is. It’s strong. And I WAS afraid. Afraid when the fate of my friends and all of Equestria was left to a sadistic giant. But I beat him. And now… I feel no fear,” Twilight said, getting back on her feet and preparing for a fight.

“I may not have the magic of the amulet with me anymore. But WITHIN me lies the power of the alicorn princesses, chaos, and harmony. I am no simple pony. I’m God. God… of justice.”

Famine and War took time to look at each other, then bursting out in uncontrollable laughter.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOD… OF JUSTICE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!” Famine was literally rolling on the floor laughing. War was no different.

This continued for a while. Quite a while, in fact. So long that both Famine and War began looking very uncomfortable, their faces contorting in pain, yet still laughing. Meanwhile, Twilight looked as if she was truly enjoying herself.

“What… did… you do… to us?” War managed to choke out in between laughs.

“Just a little sprinkle of Chaos magic. Death by laughter. Never gets old,” Twilight teased as she reabsorbed the power of the amulet from an incapacitated god of war.

“Now I’ll have to find a replacement for Charon… which I will leave for later. Right now, I’m hella horny, and I have a slave changeling back at home to fulfill my every need.” Twilight said to herself as she teleported back to Equestria.