The Cocaine Clown

Dr. Rockso walked quietly down the hallway of the Dethklok fortress, it was late at night and most of the people in the fortress were asleep with the exception of a few guards. Rockso had not had his fix of cocaine all day and he was starting to sketch out. “Dr. Rockso gotta get his ca....ca....ca...cocaine” he said softly to himself as he started to scratch his arm vigorously. The members of Dethklok, but especially Toki, has isolated Dr. Rockso in his room to help him get off of cocaine. Rockso however,was far more clever than they expected and managed to break out. After searching each room and every hiding place he could think of, Dr. Rockso was beginning to lose it. “I NEED MAH COCAINE AND I NEED IT NUH....NUH....NUH....NOW” he complained loudly. Walking past each band members bedrooms, Dr. Rockso made his way to the seance room where the band would summon ancient evil and shit. Entering the room, Dr Rockso started to smile wickedly, if he couldn’t have cocaine he would find something else to get high on.

“Dr. Rockso gotta get cookin” Rockso said as he looked over the ingredients and mixtures that lines the walls. Grabbing random bottles and powders off the shelves, he poured them into a large mixing bowl and proceeded to grind them up. The mixture was a combination of many different things, from the ashes of dead fans to baking soda. Pouring the powder into the table with a large insane smile, Dr. Rockso thrust his face deep into the pile of substances and inhaled deeply through his nose. The strange substance went up his nose at lightning speed as he stepped back his eyes going wide. “Oh my....guh...guh...guh....God” Rockso said as his eyes snapped wide open and colors started to fill his vision. Soon the room was beginning to distort as energy crackled throughout the room. Suddenly bright light poured from Rockso’s eyes as he yelled at the top of his lungs “I AM DR. ROCKSO THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN.....AND I DO FUCKING COCAINE”!!!!!!

The room started to spin as beams of light shot everywhere across the room. “What the hell is going on here”!!?? Nathan Explosions voice rang down the hallway. Within minutes Nathan and Murderface came running into the room and suddenly stopped at the scene in front of them.

Dr. Rockso was standing in the middle of the room with a large pile of powder like substance sitting on the table with some of it caking Rockso’s face. Rockso was rambling incoherently andvery fast, blood was dripping from his eyes and nose. “Ca....ca.....ca...ca...ca....cocaine” he sputtered. Nathan and Murderface noticed that Rockso’s eyes were wide open and he was foaming at the mouth at the same time, no doubt a result of a bad drug trip.

“Rockso, the fuck are you doing”!!?? Nathan bellowed angerly as he and Murderface approached him.

“Rockso’s taking a trip on an airline made of snow” he said giddily before collapsing to the ground.

“Oh shit, he’s ODing, Murderface get the defibrillator” Nathan yelled. Murderface grumled to himself as he slowly left the room, clearly not caring if the cocaine addicted clown who ruined his life lived or died. Neither Murderface nor Nathan knew that Rockso had went to the land of the ponies.