The Cocaine Clown

Dr.Rockso opened his eyes feeling much better after the high he just experienced. “That was a ba....ba.....ba...bad trip” he said rubbing the back of his greasy head. “Where....where am I” he said looking around nervously. The environment around him was completely different from where he passed out at, it was more colorful and a bit creepy, even for Rockso. “Na....Nathan, Mur....Murderface”? He asked terrified. Standing up he looked around the creepy forest and wished he was back home, snorting cocaine. “Rockso wanna go home” he said looking about. Looking down at his hands, Rockso realized he still had a bit of powder on his palms. “Maybe if I snort this I’ll go home” he said energetically. In seconds, Rockso was snorted the last bit of powder and started running through the Everfree Forest completely drugged out of his mind as he waved at all the strange creatures he passed while inadvertently heading towards Ponyville.

On the road outside of Ponyville, Lyra and Bon Bon were having a discussion on buying more flowers from the flower ponies when they heard a strange noise. “What in Celestia’a name is that”!!!! Bon Bon cried out, pointing at a tall bipedal creature in colorful and provocative clothing who was talking to himself while skipping down the trail and saying things about cocaine.

“YOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO” the creature said waving to them before skipping over to them. “Hey there pretty pony....Dr. Rockso must really be trippin...on the cocaine” Rockso said to himself while petting Lyra on the head.

“Hey stop that”! Lyra said unhappily.

“But Dr. Rockso thinks yah so soft, talkin pony” Rockso said still petting her head.

“Well stop, I don’t want my mane messed up....Mr. Rockso” she said.

“Do you colorful ponies have any ca.....ca.....ca...cocaine” he asked pressing his face up against Bon Bon’s cheeks.

“Co what”? Bon Bon asked in surprise to the clowns demands.

“Ca....ca....ca...cocaine baby....Dr. Rockso needs some for later” he said smiling wickedly at the two ponies.

“Sorry we don’t know what cocaine is....I don’t know if it even exists” Lyra said. Instantly the clowns face turned from insanely happy to deeply saddened.

“Yah don’t have any....ca.....ca...ca...cocaine”? He said nearly tearing up.

“Hey are you ok”? Lyra asked noticing the strange creatures blood shot eyes and dropping facial features. “Well, I’m sure Twilight might have the answer” Lyra said happily.

Instantly Rockso’s face lit up like a firecracker. “Who is this twa....twa...twa...Twilight, is she a stripper that does cocaine”?! He asked with a large smile.

“Uh no, she’s the princess of friendship... if you go into town she lives in the large oak tree library” Bon Bon said pointing in the direction of Ponyville

“Giant oak tree......Rockso loves the trees...they keep the best secrets” he said rubbing Bon Bon’s face.

“I’m not a tree Rockso....now go on” she said clearly out of patience with the clown.

“Rockso’s Gonna get his blow and shoot his load” he said as he strutted off towards Ponyville. Back on the road, Lyra and Bon Bon looked at each other in confusion.

“What in the hay was that thing” Lyra asked her friend.

“I’m not sure Lyra, but he didn’t look right.....something about his eyes” Bon Bon said looking back in the distance as the strange clown like creature skipped along before falling down, only to get back up and continue skipping.