The Cocaine Clown

By now Dr. Rockso had reached Ponyville and he couldn’t stop gawking at the strange colorful ponies that were staring at him in. “Hey there pretty pony…….you look sooooooo soft” Rockso said rubbing Derpy’s mane. Derpy squeaked in terror as she tried to escape the creatures embrace.

“Somepony get Twilight” Mr. Cake yelled out in fear. Soon a group of ponies were running towards Twilight’s library as the creature continued to prance through town.

“Hey there you crazy horse…..you know where I can find twa….twa…twa…Twilight” he asked Octavia who was cowering on the ground. Octavia simply pointed towards the large tree in the distance. “Thank you strange pony…….you wanna know what I do” he asked the small cowering pony.

“Wha….what” the English speaking pony asked, as she started up at the wild creature.

“Cocaine” Rockso said softly before yelling out so that all in the town could hear him. “I DO COCAINE BABY……JUST GIVE ME A BLOW OF THE DEVIL’S SNOW” he yelled out as she skipped by Octavia.

Twilight Sparkle was in the middle of an experiment when several repeated loud knocks came at her door. “Come in” she said her attention still in the spell book she was reading. All of a sudden the large oak door swung open and several of Ponyville’s citizens piled in before slamming the door shut. “What is going on here”! Twilight asked angrily as to why her door was nearly broken down.

“Breakfast” Derpy said holding up a muffin only to consume it happily.

“It’s him” Mr. Cake said pointing towards the window.

“Who”? Twilight asked trotting over to the window. Looking out the window Twilight could see in the distance a tall bipedal creature in the most ridiculous clothing strutting towards her library while yelling the word “cocaine” repeatedly.

“What does he want, and why are all your ponies scared of him” she said turning to the others.

“He’s so creepy and he won’t quit asking about this…..this….cocaine” Berrypunch said raising her forearms up in confusion.

“Well I don’t know what cocaine is, but we shouldn’t treat others any different just because they’re different” Twilight said thinking back to the time when Ponyville first met Zecora. With her magic Twilight opened the door and placed the ponies out on her doorstep. By now the strange clown was upon them. Like flies, the ponies scattered in each direction while Twilight let out a heavy sigh from inside her house.

After following the pony’s instructions, Rockso arrived at the large oak tree that looked like a house. “ooooooohhhhh a tree house” Rockso said skipping up to the door. He knocked loudly on the door “Come on Twilight baby……Rockso needs his fix” he said happily. The door slowly opened and a purple colored pony answered.

“Uh hello….my name is Twilight Sparkle…it’s a pleasure to meet your Mr.?” she said.

“You can call me Dr. Rockso….and I do ca…ca…..ca….cocaine……so you wanna do this here or inside” he asked the pony.

“Do what Dr. Rockso” the pony asked raising an eyebrow.

“Selling me cocaine baby” Rockso said leaning up against the door frame.

“What’s cocaine”? Twilight asked surprised. Rockso stepped back a confused look on his face as one of his eyes started to twitch.

“You don’t have any….ca..ca…ca..cocaine” he said in shock.

“No sorry, I can help you make it, if you know how…..and what is cocaine exactly” Twilight asked.

“Only the greatest thing ever……..it makes you feel so great Twa…twa..Twilight……..I can’t live without it” Rockso said with a large devilish smile.

“So is it like a drug or something” Twilight said raising an eyebrow.

“KUKUKUYEAH…BABY” Dr. Rockso yelled “Don’t tell nobody” he said waving a finger in front of Twilight’s face.

“Why don’t you want me to tell anypony” Twilight asked raising an eyebrown.

“It’s not exactly la..la..la…legal baby” Rockso informed her with a smug look on his face.

“How can it be illegal if I’ve never heard of it, in fact I don’t even know what you are Dr. Rockso, how about you come inside and we can sort this out” Twilight suggested.

“Oh…kuh…kuh….kuh…kayyyyyy” Rockso said as he followed Twilight Sparkle into her tree house eager to get his fix of cocaine.