Hug Chug

Spike admitted his loss as soon as he saw the differences of their respected stacks. Spitfire had a few forms to sigh and read over. Spike had a binder overfilling with legal documents, several release forms, and many other things.

"Where do you want to go?" Spike asked as he opened the binder and started reading the first paper.

"I'm thinking, home cooked meal." Spike's ears raised a little

"Sure, I can cook us some..."

"ah, not you, not I, We," Spitfire said as she read through the page and shook her head. "I'm not sighing this," She said as she oped a drawer, pulled out a stamp and stamped the page. a big red, denied, was on it.

"You have a stamp?" Spike asked as he signed his form.

"There always throwing stupid shit in with the important stuff." Spitfire and Spike continued to talk for about 5 minutes before Spitfire finished her paper work and leaned back in her chair.

"You're not gonna leave are you?"

"Yep, sorry Spike, but I'm gonna go get some gym time, see you later." Spitfire waved and left Spike to his paperwork, Spike sighed and read away when Lust echoed in his head.

"Quick follower her, I bet she look's sexy while working out!" Spike sighed

"Not now, I have paperwork to do." Spike looked at the page... "Fuck" he rubbed his temple, the only thing he could think about was Spitfire in a really wet Tank-top "I hate you"

"Then why are you getting a Hard on right now?" Spike instantly slapped himself in the face. and took a deep breath.

"I am not thinking about Spitfire, I'm thinking about paperwork, not Spitfire, Paperwork, I'm not thinking about her, nope, not thinking about wet shirts...or no shirts...or...or..." Spike was lost in thought, rainbow drool coming out of his mouth as his ear's drooped, then the Door opened and he jumped, Rainbow Dash walked in. luckily she didn't notice that Spike had been drooling cause he had dropped to the floor immediately.

"Did I scare you?"

"No... I totally meant to hit the floor with my face." He replied as he whipped the drool off his face and got back up. "What'cha need?"

"Just came to warn you."

"About?"

"Apparently some rich snob sent his kid here, and he complained about you personally. his name's..."

"Flame Sprint?" Spike asked.

"Oh, so you know him. Well...if anything happened...I'll kick his ass for you." Rainbow waved and closed the door. Spike sighd and got back to his paperwork,

"Fuckin lust" he sighed as he read through his papers, he got through half the stack before the Rich Snob slammed the door open, Spike briefly looked up "Oh hey, you must be Flame Sprints pops." Spike looked back at what he was sighing the Rich snob frowned at Spike.

"How dare you." He said, "I am SmokeDash." apparently the stallion was expecting Spike to react to this with amazement or something. Spike just looked up

"never heard of you." Smoke gasped

"Impossible, I am one of the most important ponies in Equestria, My Grandfather was an amazingly skilled Wonderbolt, his name was SmogSpeed and..."

"Oh!" Spike said, "The colt who won first place in the Wonderbolt's annual race 6 continuous years?"

"yes." Spike looked even less impressed

"who was later exposed to have been using performance enhancers and drugging his competitors the entire time?" Smoke leaned forward.

"Listen Dragon..."

"The Name's Spike bud."

"I don't care, You may think your special, just because you somehow tricked Spitfire into hiring you, but don't think for a second that I'm going to stand here and let a lesser race denounce my family name?"

"Lesser...excuse you?'

"And stop staring into my eye's, I am your superior! the fact that you're even here is just some stupid stunt for the princess to promote Peace or something." Spike stood up when two more ponies entered the room, both unicorns, and both in black. "This is my guard, now how about you sit down and I tell you of a few mistakes you've made today." Spike was suddenly covered in a blue magical aura and forced none too gently into his chair. Smoke looked down at Spike "First, My son is the Best period, got it? Second, this Pony who beat him, She's to be ejected from this academy immediately, she's just some bumpkin, so she's obviously cheating to get to the top, and finally, you will resign your position to my son, then just maybe, Maybe! I'll let you leave here peacefully. Got it?" Spike looked up at him and placed his hands on his desk.

"your a sad little man. you know that?" Smoke snapped his fingers and Spike was suddenly unable to breathe.

"I warned you" Smoke fixed his collar a little "once's he's out, I don't care what you do, his scales should sell for a good price on the black market." Spike's face started turning red as he started tried to take a breath, he accidentally knocked over his papers and the Intercom button while he clawed at his mouth to no avail, but before anything else could happen, Spike, was suddenly able to breathe with a loud Thunk. The Two Unicorn crumpled to the floor as Spitfire and Rainbow Dash entered the room, Spitfire was covered in sweat, and Rainbow had a black eye.

"What!?" Smoke demanded before being punched in the face by Dash.

"Dick!" She said, "Who the fuck do you think you are?" Spitfire ran over to Spike who was gasping for air.

"What happened to you?" Spitfire shook her head

"Been a war going on outside, this rich Dick paid a bunch of punks s to attack the Academy just after he arrived so he could do this shit without our notice, but as fate would have it, Dash here caught him punching out one of the helpers."

"But before I could do anything this fucker hit me in the face with something, I dunno what but it fucking hurt!" Dash said angrily, stomping the Unicorn's groin. "But it takes more than that to keep me down." Rainbow turned to Spike. "Luckily you had a second visitor who was more than able to take out all those punks almost immediately."

"Who the hell..." Spike was about to ask before several Crystal guards walked in with Shining Armor.

"This is who the hell just saved your ass," Shining said, "But I have got to give you props!" he added grinning from ear to ear. "turning on the intercom and calling him a sad little man to cover up the button pressing? Genius!!" Shining hugged Spike. "If you hadn't done that we wouldn't have made an immediate B-line here". Shining slapped him on the back as Spitfire picked up the Intercom Spike had knocked to the floor and turned it off with a click. Spike sighed and looked at the paper.

"I am so going home early." Spitfire nodded as the four left the office while the guards cuffed the unicorn and Smoke. Spike walked outside and was met with Princess Cadence who smiled at the sight of him, her mane looked frazzled.

"Oh thank Celestia," She said, then her eyes turned dangerously cold as the three unconscious criminals were pulled past her. "Which one of them was choking you?" Spike and Shining both felt a chill up their backs.

"I feel like if I tell you, you'll kill him." Spike said, there was silence then he shrugged and said "But I'm gonna go with all of them" Cadence smiled at Spike before turning and developing a dark aura.

"you just killed those guys Spike," Shining said jokingly, "Less scum for us to deal with." Spike looked at the many punks when suddenly a loud clank rang out and a pony fell out of a tree from behind Spike and into a bush, the four watched as Mellowcloud landed next to it and pulling an unconscious Flame Sprint behind her.

"Here you go sir," She said, "he was trying to spit this at Spike from behind the building there." She handed Shining a Spit-shooter along with a small purple Glowing rock. Shining immediately slapped the rock out of her hand and called for a medic. Mellowcloud and Shining were both immediately taken away and had their hands doused in some orange liquid while the medics quarantined the rock.

"The fuck was that?" Spike asked

"A Moonstone dipped in Nightshade and Mixed with an Either Potion," Shining said "Luckily the plants required to make Either potion are all but extinct but it seems our rich friend here might have some of the last ones, that little rock is one of the best ways to kill anything, touch it and it seeps into your skin, scales, feathers, and in 24 hours you're dead. luckily it takes an hour to set in so anything that kills bacteria kills the effect if you act fast enough, so your student and I should be fine, but if that had been shot at you without us knowing."

"Oh, my Celestia I'd have died tomorrow." Spike turned to Mellow and kissed her on the hand, "Thank you for enrolling here!" Spike said. Mellow's face turned red and she waved goodbye to Spike as he and Spitfire left the Academy,

"We'll come and see you after this is all sorted out" Shining called as the two left, he turned and went to help load the punks into an airship.