Tales from the Canterlot Mortuary

Flashing Climax entered the apartment. Giving a brief skim of the area gave him the idea of a murder-suicide. The victim, Pinkie Pie, was in the bathroom. She was sprawled out, naked, and had rope around her neck. He turned to see her supposed murderer, Fluttershy. The only thing covering her naked body was her shower robe, and even then, it was parted to expose her crotch, belly, and cleavage.

He had seen these two beauties throughout his travels to Ponyville. In fact, it was Pinkie who made him feel welcome. He frowned, knowing that a good friend is no longer with him. However, his job came before his emotions. He looked around the area, taking photos of whatever clues would be needed to explain more of what happened. In fifteen minutes, he began to notice the little details.

Pinkie’s face was contorted. It looked like she struggled very hard. Flashing Climax knew that Fluttershy was a shy person and, outside of rare occasions, wouldn’t have the strength to overpower even Pinkie. Someone had to kill her. He then looked at Fluttershy again. Shocked eyes. There was strain on the rope that tied her noose. Adding to that, there was extra rope hanging off of the rafter where she hung from. Enough for someone to grab… and pull.

He cut the rope off Fluttershy’s neck as she fell down. The impact on the ground caused her robe to part, exposing her naked body to Flashing Climax. However, he didn’t care for the stunning beauty. Not yet, anyways. He looked more at the neck. The rope had made a huge dent into her delicate skin. This, along with a lack of an obvious suicide note, was enough to confirm that this was not a suicide.

This was another double homicide.

“Sweet Celestia…” Flashing Climax muttered. This was the second one this month after Rarity and Coco. Was it the same perp? Flashing Climax thought about it. He laid down next to Fluttershy’s corpse. He didn’t mind her cooling body and even cuddled close to her. If he recalled correctly, Fluttershy used to be a model. Rarity and Coco? Fashion designers.

There had been a theory bouncing around the Canterlot Mortuary that Sassy Saddles, the person who runs the Canterlot Boutique, had killed Rarity and Coco. Of course, there was no solid evidence and even if they did, they functioned more akin to a funeral home than an actual investigation unit. Their only option if this was the case would be to hand the evidence over to the Canterlot Royal Guard, though it’d be highly unlikely that they’d accept evidence from them, given how their boss, Celestia, hated the act of necrophilia and the only reason the Mortuary hadn’t been shut down on the spot is because of Cadance’s endorsement.

So for now, the only thing they can do is give these girls the closure they needed. Flashing Climax went over to Pinkie Pie and closed her eyes. He looked down at her crotch. The carpets match the drapes, to the point where He couldn’t see her vulva amidst her pubes from a bird’s eye view. However, her left leg hung off the bathtub with her other leg angled at forty-five degrees. Her legs were spread and thus, as Climax went down on his knees, he was able to see her vagina.

He had thought about having sex with Pinkie for some time, but not like this. After a moment of consideration, he pulled down his pants and entered Pinkie. As he began to thrust, Pinkie’s breasts flopped up and down. The bobbing motions made him queasy and thus, he turned her body over and saw her voluptuous butt.

He forced himself more onto Pinkie and pressed her face against the tile flooring. Her lips parted as he spanked her cute butt. He grabbed her large breasts and buried his face into her fluffy hair. He bit into it and tasted cotton candy as he continued to screw her corpse. He hugged her soft, chubby curves and kept a tight grip on her as his penis throbbed. With one tight squeeze on her body, he ejaculated inside her. Flashing Climax pulled out and came all over her ass. He wiped the cum off Pinkie and got out the body bag. As he placed her in it, he dragged it over to Fluttershy’s body and placed her in it as well. The two girls stayed in the bag as he zipped it up.

Double homicide. Two women. Both members of the Elements of Harmony. There was a huge uproar when news of their deaths broke out, though we were pretty much prepared for this event. Some of us were good friends with them, after all.

When Cadance opened up the Mortuary, there was the possibility that one of the Element holders would end up being on the steel table. In fact, there were meetings held over what to exactly do with their bodies. Of course, this was held between Princesses, so we weren’t involved in the discussion, but from what I heard from rumors, ideas were proposed about reviving the Elements. Of course, if that were the case, then the same should be applied to all those that died.

Then Rarity and Coco died and the end result was ensuring a preservation spell be put on them, though in their cases, their corpses would be used as models and not actually be prepared for future conflicts. With three of the six Element holders gone, something's got to give. But, as a mortician, I cannot concern myself with that. Instead, I am to process the bodies, find out how they died, and also give them the love they never got.

I unzipped the bag and pulled out the nude bodies of Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie. I laid them both side by side, both on seperate tables. The ladies looked very lovely, though Pinkie was pretty plump. Fluttershy, on the other hand, had such soft butter-colored fur, long pink hair, and her lifeless green eyes looked so adorable. Her body seemed slender, almost like a supermodel’s body.

It isn’t until I saw her feet that my penis began to grow erect. They looked so cute with their pink nail polish with green butterfly patterns on it. I felt her soles and worked my hands up to her crotch. Her cold skin sent shivers down my spine, though I continued until her thighs. I spread them out. Her body was absolutely stunning, even more than Rarity’s. I even liked how neatly combed her pubic hair was.

I stripped naked and went slowly all over Fluttershy, her feet bobbing in the air. I played with her moderately sized breasts. They weren’t as large as Pinkie’s, but for me, they felt perfect. I kissed her on the lips as I continued. Of course, the taste of death lingered, but it wasn’t something I was new to.

She just looked so lovely that I almost lost myself in the lust. I pulled out, my penis just ready to erupt. I took her feet and rubbed her soles all over my penis. After a few, slow rubs, I came all over Fluttershy’s body. I then took the robe off her and placed it away. I knew from the report that she died of a hanging, so I’ll focus on her later.

I went over to Pinkie Pie. Flashing Climax notified me on how she went into a struggle. I rolled her fat body over and noted the bruises on her sides and back. Whoever strangled her did so from the front, as she seemed to be pushed all over the bathtub and floor. Fluttershy was immediately eliminated from the list of possible suspects, so it left just a small list. My idea were Changelings, as an act of revenge over Chrysalis’ execution, though given how effective they are, all six of the holders would have died in the same night or roughly around that time. It had been a week since Rarity’s death, so unless they planned to break our spirits, I wouldn’t consider them. That and Thorax’s rule ensured that the Changelings wouldn’t be that much of a threat.

Discord? Nah, he loved Fluttershy and couldn’t bring himself to kill her. In fact, if Discord ever got word of this, I seriously bet he’d try something to fix it. Reviving the dead is unheard of, but there’s only three creatures I know who might be able to do it, and Discord’s one of them.

That’s when I realized it… She was strangled. The rope was still on Fluttershy’s neck. Assuming the murderer wasn’t smart to use gloves, I could probably be able to identify the killer. I took the rope off Fluttershy’s neck and had a UV ray over Pinkie’s neck. Sure enough, I saw fingerprints around her neck. Pure, undeniable proof. I assume the same is true for the rope.

With the analysis done, I looked at Pinkie’s round rump. More importantly, her meaty thighs. I still had enough energy left for one more job. I got up onto the table and hugged Pinkie’s fat, all while my penis sunk into her thighs. I grabbed her ass and kneaded the silky smooth skin. I grabbed onto Pinkie, my chest against her back. I kissed her neck as I humped her body. My feet rubbed against her soles. I could feel my penis rub against her vagina.

It took moments of screwing, but I came over her thighs. As I pulled out, there was a small pool of my semen on her thighs, some seeping to the bottom of the table and staining her vulva. I took out a hose and cleaned her thighs. I then went over to Fluttershy and washed her feet. I rubbed her soft soles and spreaded the water around her legs. I felt chills as I massaged her cold skin.

I soon finished cleaning the corpses and laid a cloth over them. I took the evidence and went to work scanning them.

Nabbed the perp. As soon as I saw her walk through the doors, I knew for sure that she was the one that did it.

“I’m here to retrieve the body of Fluttershy.” Sassy Saddles said as she stood by the office.

“No can do.” I just gave her a glare. I ID’d the fingerprints and I found that they matched Sassy’s. Everything lined up, but I knew that if I played my cards now, there’d be hell to pay. So instead, I silently sent the evidence to Cadance and Twilight. It took a while before I saw Rainbow Dash bust in and break a vase over Sassy’s head.

“THAT’S WHAT YOU GET, YOU BITCH!” Rainbow Dash shouted as blood seeped from the unconscious modeler’s head. She looked to me, tears ready to stream. “... Where are they?” She asked.

I led her into the morgue and unveiled the bodies. Rainbow Dash trembled and began to cry over Fluttershy’s cold, naked chest. I patted Rainbow Dash on the back as she gave me a somber look. We exchanged a nod before I walked away and entered the security room. I turned on the camera as Rainbow Dash got to work stripping down.

She started with Fluttershy, kissing her and inserting her cold, dead toes into her vagina. She grinded against her feet for a while, grabbing her tits and pulling her hair. It was the first time I saw Rainbow Dash having breasts. Small breasts, but breasts nonetheless. They jiggled in rhythm to Fluttershy’s. With a large gasp, her juices sprayed over Fluttershy’s foot. She pulled it out of her vagina and went over to Pinkie Pie.

She raised her legs and pressed her body onto hers. She humped her as though she had a penis as I saw the two vaginas mesh together. I rubbed myself as she panted in heated passion. Pinkie’s breasts were going wild as Rainbow kneaded them together and licked her nipples. She climaxed around the same time I did. I stopped the recording. This would be something I would go back to for months.

I went back to the morgue and cleaned up the fluids. Rainbow Dash brought out the paperwork signifying how Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie would like their funeral to go. Appropriately, they want to go out in the same way: be buried in the nude. Of course, the wording is different for them both.

Pinkie Pie wants her funeral to be a large party where everyone’s invited, her corpse being the main event. A toy for everyone to play with. She’d be given a shot that preserves her body for a month. As for Fluttershy, she wants to be more in touch with nature and wants to be buried at the Ponyville Park. As I began to make the arrangements for Pinkie’s funeral, Rainbow Dash approached me.

“If… If it’s possible… I want to take Fluttershy. Be with her for a while, hang with her at the park… Then I’ll bury her. She probably wouldn’t have wanted a big funeral like Pinkie.” Rainbow Dash said. From her blush, I knew exactly what she really means. I allowed her to take Fluttershy and give her as much time as she needs to fully say goodbye.

After the two corpses were dealt with, police came and arrested Sassy Saddles. An investigation would commence to see if she’s to blame for the deaths of Rarity and Coco. At least we wouldn’t have to worry about her for some time… If at all, considering who she murdered.