The Finding Of Order

"Hi! It's nice to meet you Order! My name is Pinkie Pie but you probably already knew that huh? Anyway what are you up to? I heard your story and knew you planned on doing something so what is it? Do you plan on going on a whirlwind adventure with the Mane 6? Are you some figment of an authors imagination and you escaped? Are you the author inserting himself in a story? Wait... Is this the beginning of season three? No that would be silly, season three is already planned and you aren't in it. Are you Discords alter ego? Never mind I just remembered you said he made you."

All this was said in a single one of the Pink pony's breaths. Twilight sat away from the party pony reading a book through her entire spiel. Order was slowly backing away from Pinkie and his wings had taken a defensive fight or flight position. Twilight extracted Pinkie from in front of Order using her telekinesis and began talking.

"So I assume it is safe to say you don't mean us harm. However this does not explain why the princesses fear you or why they told me to stay away from you. Twilight said calmly still flipping through her book.

Order coughed twice then began talking again. "I am not sure why the princesses are after me. It is possible they know of the bargain I took and are after me for that. As for why I am not to be near you, I could say it is because it could break continuity with this timeline, but Pinkie here has already smashed it being herself." he stared at the pink pony who seemed to be intent on cutting through some invisible object with a butchers knife in hoof while whispering about viewers.

"Well in that case shouldn't i be running away to get the princesses?" asked Twilight Sparkle putting down the book she was reading.

Order's face went pale "You can't do that!" he gasped out.

"And why couldn't I? asked Twilight who was slowly making her way toward the doors. That was, until a pink blur crashd into her, knocking her to the ground.

"NO!!! You can't do that Twi! Then there would be no story!" cried out Pinkie "If there is no story then what will happen to us? We could cease to exist!"

"Pinkie! we aren't in a story! If I turn him in we just continue on with our lives!" Twilight struggled to get away from Pinkie but the stubborn earth pony refused to let go. Twilight was about to push Pinkie away when a rainbow blur shot through the window, took out a flower pot, and hit Order in the side.

"I knew I would find you here! All of you go straight for Twilight whenever you come!" shouted Rainbow Dash as she made her way over to where Order had been thrown

"Now listen here Dash! I have done nothing around here that wouldn't have been done at some point anyway! I don't see what you have to complain about!" Order had stood up and brushed himself off and was now staring daggers at Rainbow Dash who was returning the stare twofold.

"Well I know for a fact that I should be sleeping and the only reason i'm not is because you are here! Now you had better leave now before I get Celestia to get rid of you!" Rainbow Dash's eyes seemed to be smoldering with rage. That or sleep deprivation which no one ever seemed to be able to tell the difference between.

"OHMYGOSH!" Pinkie Pie cried out taking everyone's attention. "I just realized Order isn't being Illogical! If he isn't then how did he get here in the first place?"

"Pinkie! stop breaking story flow!" cried out Order "I don't feel like explaining and all it would do is release Discord for some inexplicable reason."

"Oh I believe it is far too late to prevent that." snarked a voice they all immediately recognized. In a puff of chocolate scented smoke, Discord appeared in the room.

"That wasn't supposed to happen for three more chapters!" yelled Pinkie "The author must be running out of ideas!"

"Be quiet Pinkie."spoke Order before the world shattered.

Yes this chapter was written while i'm still recovering from life. Is this chapter bad? Well then tell me! I can handle a negative vote if you tell me why. In the meantime, why are you reading this when any number of other authors have made stories that have cover arts? Oh yeah because you people don't need art to see what is said in the story. So good on you all!