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Rainbow Dash is the last one. She was the only one fast enough to escape Equestria in time. The underground has made many an mlg meme involving her, but she doesn't get why people shitpost when society is so ruined. She only knows how much regret she has that she is so powerless, and that she must save her Friends™. Why the ™? Because its copyrighted through magic. The evil monopoly Hasbro™ forces everypony to recognize their Trademarks cognitively. Which increases respect and sales. Also created some mad creative slang in the underground.

"'Skittlez' we know you want to save your 'homeboys' but theres not much we can do about it. They sent our 'dankest homies' to 'The Place'. We literally needed to ex- uh extrapolate parts of our mind sponge. There is very smol ability to 'perform' anything now."

Skittlez is stubborn though. "I have been uhhh, locating information about 'The Place' and my uh 'homeboys' and your 'dankest homies'. I think I have uhhh a strategic implement that will be dank as shit. You dig?" Skittlez always full of energy, yet always seems exhausted after using The Code. The language they need to think and speak in to not get found out.

"Gotta see the dig before we can dig the dig, you dig?"

"I dig. Follow me." Skittlez may look older than you remember. More gray hairs, thinner because not much food options for those in the underground, and because of her anxious pacing on occasion and definite restlessness.

She enters the bunker's joint. Which is the secret lair's intelligence and planning room mostly.

They very seriously proceed to open boxes of crayons to write and draw diagrams with. There are no magic spells on these and they are so abundant because of everyone in America being psychologically diverted into toddlers from their magical ad campaigns. As they draw, they have coded drawing as well because magic patents will scan for any building in its likeness globally. So they use various precise squiggly line patterns to demonstrate different aspects of dimension, making the wide parts smaller and the smaller parts wider in blueprints.

Skittlez explains the entire layout of the enemy bases and their locations. Patrol patterns, everything. The patrols were easier to predict tho because of the very methodical nature of companies. They had complex but predictable and consistent patterns.

"This could work, but can you pull it off?"

"Are you doubting my dankness, good sir?"

"Its been 20 years since we tasted the rainbow. Every other attempt there has been no tasting of the rainbow. Its something your pride can't get in the way of. We need to recognize and respect your dankness or we are out."

"I guess its time for a training montage."