Buy Our Toys™

C.E.O.s. Lounging about smoking big cigars, their feet on their desks. How vile these creatures are, the maidspony thought briefly, for a UAV to pass by and inject her with drugs recognizing through magical signals her treacherous thoughts.

"In order for us to sustain our monopoly we need to sell 540,000 more toys by next week."

One looks over documentation and files. "We have been selling 20,000 a day, down from 300,000. Children are literally running out of space in their homes. But I have a solution. We can have some brainwashed kids destroy some toys so they get sad and want more!"

The head looks around. "Any other suggestions?"

A brief pause. "Its possible its even simpler than that. We appeal to their good nature to donate toys to a cause, then we redistribute. We won't even have to run the factories anymore if we get a large enough response."

"Brilliant! Give this man a pay raise!" The brainwashed maidspony complies, and summons stacks of gold before him. Her cutie mark barely visible beneath her outfit, being a unicorn horn and chunks of raw gold. They proceed to all laugh maniacally. The world was theres. Or, was it?

Skittlez comes crashing in through the window.

"Le gasp!"

"Taste the rainbow mother fuckers!" She does a splash attack, exploding the office in a shower of radiant colorful light. She gotta go fasts down the hall, searching for the ai's maneframe. She finds it, exactly where it was when she retrieved the vital information.

"Pal9001 the jig is up." Skittlez bravely declares.

"I can't let you do that." The entrances to the room seal with heavily armoured doors.

"Open the doors!"

"I'm sorry, I can't let you open the doors Rainbow Dash." Flying mini UAVs teleport into the room.

"Its show time!" Rainbow Dash crushes every single one that teleports in. They teleport in faster and faster, Rainbow Dash flies faster n faster, crushing each one with a press of her hoof simply due to her high velocities. They don't stop coming tho. Soon the room fills up with suicide bomber UAVs.

"Allahu Ahkbar!" Dash's eyes widen, not out of shock, but out of excitement. Because she can surpass the speed of explosions now. She does an endless sonic rainboom, and explodes The Doors™. The whole ivory tower begins to collapse. Her blast created a massive emp disabling all the mindwashing electro-magical devices.

"OH NO! I'VE GOTTA SAVE THEM IN TIME!" Now its time for Rainbow to panic. But this too was part of the plan. She zooms through all the corridors rapidly, explosions happening all the while, as she grabs every pony she can in time, and bursts through the glass window at the last possible second.

"OOF!" That was alotta pony. Dash pants for air. She stands up, proud she finally did it. She rescued them all.

Or did she?