All the ponies were brainwashed! Oh no! Dash bugs out, remembering that time everypony was a zombie and pranked her after eating her rainbow cookies. Her PTSD settles back in!

"N-no, stay away!" She inches backward.

"Friendship~~!" They drool and approach her.

"NOOOO." She says firmly despite panicking.

"Sparkles! Rainbows!" They climb onto her, slowly.

"I do not consent!"

"Muffins!"

There must be a way to escape this madness. This chaos. Discord shows up.

"Discord!"

"Ten thousand days can leave such a crick in the neck!"

"DISCORD~!!!!!" He uncricks his neck as he snaps his fingers n all the ponies cuddling Rainbow Dash and licking her suddenly become normies.

Because of resorting to such drastic measures, Discord slowly starts to fade away. "Oh no, look whats happening. So its come to this. Where is Fluttershy? I cannot see! Where is my baby!"

Whimpering can be heard. "I am here Discord. D-don't you die on me..." He dies. She cries and whimpers. Everypony consoles her.

He comes back to life. "Le Gasp"

The mane 6 get ptfo at Discord. "Ah, my life energy returns. Tears of my true love -in your face CordxLestia shippers-" He broke the 4th wall, how dare he! "Anger from the haters. Surely this could rez anybody. Brings a tear to my eye." He blows his nose onto Flufflepuff.

"Oh! I was so worried!" Now she has tears of joy n nuzzles and holds him. Discord stands up n Flutters falls to the ground. "Oh would you look at the time!"

"W-what time is it?"

Pinkie shouts. "Its time to partay!!!!!!! WOOOO!!!" She fires off her party canon scaring the bejebus out of the narrator who now is narrating in third person.

"Humans have all kinds of drugs!" Pinkie snorts cocaine. Now even Discord is worried.

Pinkie vibrates beyond belief causing a massive earthquake and the entire city to fall to ruins.

"Oh! Where is Fluttershy!" Discord panics. Some rebar pierced through her heart. "Oh No!"

"I don't have much time... Discord.... I love you.." Even Discord tears up at this point. "If you think I would let you die you are sadly mistaken!" He pauses time as her eyes open wide.

"You know, narrator, we need to have a talk."

"Okay."

"You clearly don't know how to end this story."

"I wouldn't call it much of a-"

"Shush, let me finish."

"Seriously!? How dare you do this to me! First the pink one goes ballistic, and you endanger Fluttershy multiple times! I am sorry I simply cannot allow it."

"..."

"Take it back."

"If you don't like the 'story' you can just leave lol."

"Hmph. Fine, have it your way." Discord about to snap his claws.

The narrator rewinds the story.

"W-what? Oh you~. You had me going there for a moment"

Nods. "My pleasure."

Rainbow Dash gets eaten by ponies. The end.

Discord facepalms.

Author's Note

But it(Discord) refused. He went on to live a humble life with Fluttershy after, spawning many abominations from her womb, as they had intercourse regularly. Rainbow Dash survives getting eaten, but has to go to therapy. Life seems normal yet again for our protagonists.

Pinkie "Okay, lets break out the sodas and junk food, its party time!"

Til next time...

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