"Twilight!" A familiar voice called.

"Wha-" Twilight stared dumbfounded at the blue alicorn before her. "Wha-bu-you."

"It would appear the changelings were back to their old tricks. It was just lucky you knew we were not ourselves." Celestia beamed.

"Bu-bu-bu-bu-" Rainbow Dash sputtered.

"WHAT THE BUCKING HELL?" Pinkie screamed. "I went and looked into bucking poison for nothing!? What in the shit!"

"For your dedication to the crown, you shall be rewarded." Luna smiled.

"No!" Twilight screamed and teleported away.

Author's Note

Honestly, this was way too much fun to write. I might do more like this.