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The Mane Six Lose Their Collective Shit - A Crackfic

by RejectOwl
The mane six are tired of cleaning up the Princesses messes.

The mane six have defeated many villains, most recently having help from the Pillars of Equestria. Leading them to wonder, just why in the hell is Equestria so prone to disaster and mayhem? Why didn't the ponies of the past clean up their messes? And why in the bucking hell doesn't anyone ever just execute someone?

And most importantly, why do they even have princesses if a group of six young adults are going to have to handle everything?

Teen
Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Profanity
 
M

3951 words: Estimated 20 minutes to read

9 Chapters:

  1. Propostuorus pony plan 2018-04-29 19:19:46 UTC
    1049
  2. Applejack's assasination attempt 2018-04-30 20:20:50 UTC
    733
  3. Pinkie's painful pitfall 2018-05-01 17:44:56 UTC
    493
  4. Rarity's royal raze 2018-05-01 23:43:27 UTC
    440
  5. Dash's disasterous defeat 2018-05-02 00:02:37 UTC
    392
  6. Twilight's terrible try 2018-05-02 00:30:31 UTC
    279
  7. Flutteryshy's fantastic failure 2018-05-02 00:58:10 UTC
    353
  8. Spike's successful slaying 2018-05-02 00:59:17 UTC
    109
  9. Princesses presenting presents 2018-05-02 00:59:24 UTC
    103