Intermixture

Pinkie and Caboose were back at Sugar Cub Corner talking with Fluttershy and Eyha. Pinkie wanted Fluttershy to come over and help them with some work.

"So what's with the cannon?" Eyha asked.

"Oh, its for Little Sin." Pinkie said

"What the fuck would he need a cannon for?"

"He wants me to shoot him out of it." Pinkie said back.

Eyha sighed. "Well, must mean he's up to no good then. Knowing him he's probably going to do something stupid, but I guess he's just being the idiot he is."

"I heard that, bitch." Little Sin said, trotting towards Sugar Cube Corner.

"Oh, would you look at that. Its Little Sin." Eyha said and managed to force up a small laugh. "Fucking dick." He whispered to himself.

"Okay so lets get this baking stuff done. I only have 15 minutes until I have to go back to Sweet Apple Acres." Little Sin said.

"All right!" Pinkie exclaimed excitedly.

All four of them went inside of Sugar Cube Corner. "It's a ginger bread house." Eyha said.

Little Sin looked up to a hole in the ceiling. "Damn straight it is."

"Okay Pinkie, so what do we have to do?" Fluttershy asked.

"Well, Little Sin said he wanted us to try something of his own. He wanted some other ponies to come over and try his recipe so I went for you!" Pinkie said.

"This ought to be good." Eyha chuckled. "So how am I supposed to help."

"You don't." Little Sin said. "You simply watch me make it and then eat it. After you are done doing that comes the most important part. You have to tell me that it is delicious. Now this has to be done perfectly or else the shotgun will get involved."

"Whatever. Just do it so I can leave." Eyha said. "So what are you making anyway?"

"A sandwich." Little Sin said with a proud smile.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" Eyha asked.

"It's not just any sandwich, its called a sandvich." Little Sin said.

"Great." Eyha said sarcastically.

Pinkie gasped. "A sandvich!? That's like a sandwich... but with a V!"

"It sounds like something that I could put in my mouth!" Caboose saod

"I'm surrounded by idiots. Can we go, Fluttershy?"

"I know, right?" Little Sin said. "It's amazing."

"How do you make one, Sin?" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Please don't ask him that."

"Well Pinkie, It's quite simple." He said. music could be heard playing from no apparent direction.

"What the fuck?" Eyha said. "Oh, for fucks sake-" Little Sin began to sing to the music.

"All you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it too the mix!

Now just take a little something sweet, not sour. A bit of salt, just a pinch!

Baking these treats is such a sinch! Add a teaspoon of BOLOGNA!

Add a little more and you count to four and you NEVER GET YOUR FILLA!!!

Sandvich! so moist and delicious,

Sandvich! I'M COMING FOR YOU!

Sandvich! Sandvich sandvich sandvich!" The music stopped as he finished.

"What the fuck just happened?" Eyha said. He looked over to the counter and their was a sandwich with various ingredients inside it and an olive on a toothpick coming out of the top.

"Okay. I'm not even going to try and explain what the fuck just happened. All I'm going to say, is that you just made a fucking sandwich by taking flower, putting it in a bowl, adding salt, which isn't fucking sweet by the way, and adding a teaspoon of Bologna. How the fuck does that even work? You can't even put Bologna into a fucking teaspoon because it is a SOLID. You  really should just have a bowl of dry flower with salt in it, and a small amount of fucking Bologna in it. Like seriously, sometimes it seems like you are just fucking excused from the laws of physics or something. And I'm not even going to get started on how the fuck that background music was involved. You know what? I think I'm just going to go back to your place Fluttershy, chill with Grif or something before I end up getting killed here or something. Peace out." Eyha left the Sugar Cube Corner started back towards Fluttershy's place.

"That was kind of rude." Pinkie said.

"He seems kind of mean." Caboose said.

Little Sin just laughed. "He is nothing compared to Tody, trust me. Well my time's running short and I got to go. Pinkie and Caboose, could you guys help me with the cannon thing?"

"Yeah, sure!" Pinkie said.

"You will be like a cannon ball!" Caboose said.

Fluttershy followed the three outside to where the small cannon was. Little Sin checked to make sure his shotgun was loaded and ready and he hopped inside the barrel of the cannon.

"Ready." Little Sin said. "No hoes allowed in my town, boy. It's shotgun time." He said quietly.