Intermixture

Sarge walked up to the spot where he was confronted before. Cautiously walking to avoid getting shot. Suddenly he heard a boom sound. He looked up to where the sound came from and noticed a small object travelling towards him. As it got close he could hear voices coming from it.

"There can only be one!" It said.

It got closer and he could see what it was. It was Little Sin.

"There can only be one!" He yelled a second time. He was heading straight for Sarge. Sarge braced himself as he couldn't move away fast enough and Little Sin collided with him, which sent him flying into a tree 10 feet away. Sarge got up and charged for Little Sin, who was getting up.

Little Sin stood on his hind legs Pulled out his AA-14 Semi-Auto 8 Gauge and aimed it at Sarge. By the time he was about to pull the trigger however, Sarge had already closed in. Little Sin fired a shot but Sarge stood on his hind legs and used his shotgun to push Little Sin's shotgun to the side, effectively forcing Little Sin to miss. At this point they were at point blank range of each other. Sarge spun around and side stepped to the left, attempting to hit Little Sin's head with the butt plate of his gun. Little Sin saw this and also side stepped, but instead to the right. At the same time he ducked, causing Sarge to miss his strike and leaving his side open. Little Sin hit Sarge's side with the butt of his weapon, causing him to grunt and bend over in pain. Little Sin took this as an opportunity to hit his shotgun over Sarge's head. He attempted to do so but Sarge quickly reacted and slammed his shotgun against Little Sin's leg.

Little Sin fell to his knees as Sarge stood back up on his hind legs and sent his shotgun hurtling downward towards Little Sin's head. Little Sin did an outside block to the left and took the opportunity to aim his shotgun at Sarge's head, outside of his guard. He stood back up erectly and fired as Sarge ducked back down, he then attempted to hit Little Sin's leg again, but Little Sin expected him to do so. He lifted his leg up as Sarge went to hit it and stomped his back hoof down on Sarge's shotgun. Sarge refused to let go of his new shotgun which made him fall forward. Little Sin then kicked Sarge in the face using the same leg, causing him to fall on his back. At the same time, Little Sin placed the same leg again on Sarge's chest to keep him down, and pointed his shotgun at Sarge's face, clearly in a dominant position.

"Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill you for touching my shotgun." Little Sin said.

"I don't have one, but that doesn't matter." Sarge threw a pile of dry dirt he took off the ground in Little Sin's face, temporarily blinding him. He then did a combat roll for his shotgun and acquired it. He began to run after Little Sin, who backed up into a tree, still unable to see. Sarge jumped in the air and did a spin to gain momentum for the blow he was about to make with his shotgun. Little Sin opened his eyes and took notice to Sarge's charge and did the unexpected. At the last second Little Sin turned around and ran up the side of the tree. Sarge smacked his shotgun against the tree as Little Sin pushed off and did a twirl flip off of the tree. In mid air, as Little Sin was completely upside down, he aimed his shotgun downwards at Sarge and fired, Sarge dodged the shot with a swift combat roll and Little Sin landed right in front of him, were he swept Sarge's feet out from under him and made him fall backward. Sarge reacted quickly and tripped Little Sin with a scissor motion. Little Sin rolled over and tried to hit Sarge, but Sarge blocked it with his shotgun. The two got up and resumed their fighting. Little Sin aimed his shotgun at Sarge, who quickly ducked as he shot forward. Sarge jumped up from his duck and attempted to axe kick Little Sin on the top of the head in mid air. Little Sin blocked the kick with his shotgun and pushed upward, making Sarge do a back flip. He landed on his back legs and threw his shotgun at Little Sin's legs in the hope of tripping him. Little Sin jumped over the spinning, flying shotgun and began slowly walking towards Sarge, knowing that he was defenceless. Sarge charged at him. Little Sin attempted to hit Sarge over his head with the shotgun but failed as Sarge outside blocked it with his front right hoof. He then grabbed Little Sin's shotgun and used his other hoof to punch Little Sin's side. At this point Sarge had complete control of Little Sin's arm. Sarge went to hit Little Sin in the throat but Little Sin blocked with his free hoof. He was about to initiate a tactic but Sarge had already acted. He spun inside of Little Sin's guard, Twisting the shotgun out of his hand and almost breaking his wrist, and then elbowed him in the face. Little Sin stumbled backward as Sarge ran forward, fixed his foot on Little Sin's knee, kicked upward for leverage, and threw Little Sin's shotgun at his own shotgun. Little Sin's shotgun hit Sarge's shotgun in such a way that caused Sarge's shotgun to fly up in the air toward him. Sarge caught his beloved shotgun in mid air, doing a 180 degree twirl in the air, he fired a shell at Little Sin as he fell. Little Sin galloped for his shotgun as fast as possible, luckily not getting hit by one of the 8 gauge fragments. He picked up his AA-14 and fired at Sarge , who was now on the ground. Sarge was lucky not to get hit. They charged for each other one last time.

They clashed, and fought valiantly in the name of their honour and dignity. They exchanged blow after blow, blocking and deflecting, some strikes hit, some not. Eventually Sarge thrust the front of his shotgun at Little Sin's chin. Little Sin deflected it with his shotgun and the both used their forward and side momentum to do a spin in mid combat. They spun, side stepped, and both of them aimed their shotguns forward, fixing them on each others heads. They stared at each other for several seconds, shotguns fixed on one another's face, until Sarge slowly began to laugh. Soon after, Little Sin began to laugh as well. They both lowered their shoguns and stood there, laughing.

"Nice moves, Sarge." Little Sin said, still laughing.

"Nice moves yourself. I especially liked it when you did the tree flip thing." Sarge said, he was also still laughing.

"I liked it when you stole my shotgun and used my knee to shoot yourself air born, and then you used my shotgun to get your's back. How the fuck did that even work anyway?" Little Sin said.

"What can I say? I'm a natural." Sarge said.

"Ah, fuck you. I'm still better."

"So, uh, what would you say about me keepin' this thing?" Sarge asked, holding up the shotgun.

"I'de say go stick your dick in a blender." Little Sin said.

Sarge laughed. "No seriously. can I have it?"

"Fuck no, dude. It's my shotgun." Little Sin replied.

Sarge grunted and threw the shotgun at Little Sin's hooves. He mounted his AA-14 onto his back and picked up the UNSC shotgun Sarge used to fight him. He cocked it and attempted to fire at a tree, but the shotgun seemed to have been damaged in the fight, as it would not work.

"Huh, it seems fucked from our fight. I could fix it but I can't do it here. I'de have to be back home for that." Little Sin handed over the shotgun to Sarge. "It doesn't work, but hey, it would make a good souvenir."

Sarge smiled and took it from him. "I dub you worthy." He said.

"From what I hear that is high praise. But I say fuck you, I dub you worthy." Little Sin added. "I should head back to Sugar Cube Corner now." Little Sin said as he walked away.

"Alrighty than, Sin. See you around, maggot."

"Peace, faggot." Little Sin chimed as he trotted away.

Sarge went back to the barn and set the shotgun next to where he slept.

"May not work, but it's still a shotgun, regardless." He said as he left.