More Aliens For You To F***

The group watched as a tiny object exited the massive metallic ship in the southern sky and moved closer and closer to Ponyville.

"What the fuck is that?" Grif asked.

"How would we know, idiot." Sarge grunted.

"It seems to be travelling really fast towards us." Twilight said. Nobody cared to answer Grif.

As the object got closer it's shape and colour could be deciphered.

"It looks like something that the alien who impregnated you would use." Church said to Tucker.

"What?" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

"Long story." He said flatly.

The object slowed down as it approached Ponyville, and then changed direction. It was now heading for the group.

"Oh shit. I think we should go inside now." Church said warily.

"And then we can all make fun of Tucker's dumplings again!" Caboose added.

Everybody started moving inside when Twilight spoke up. "Wait. I think we should stay out here."

"What? That thing could be dangerous." Rarity said.

"I don't think so, Rarity. Think about it. Who ever, or whatever is inside that thing obviously is a very powerful being. The fact that that huge thing in the sky is even there supports that. They built it, and what happened with that big ball of light that formed under it... something tells me that it meant to kill. Don't ask me why, its just a hunch. Yet whatever it was, they stopped it. I have a feeling that if they really did want to hurt us, we wouldn't be here right now."

Sarge walked up to Twilight and turned to face the others, wearing a determined expression. "Nobody scares of Sarge." He said calmly.

The others looked at each other and decided to join them.

"So what d' We do? Just wait fer it t' come?" Applejack asked.

"I guess so." Twilight said.

The object produced a ghostly noise, a noise which could be heard louder and louder as the object made it's way towards the group. It slowed down as it approached and came to a full stop once it was almost above them.

"It looks so pretty." Caboose said

Twilight turned to see ponies gathering around the hill that housed Fluttershy's home, all staring in awe.

"Holy shit." Tucker said slowly.

The object was a large, 106 foot aircraft. It was a blueish-purple on the topside of the craft and was a metallic silver on the bottom. There were blue lights plastered all over he aircraft and there was a hole in the bottom of the aircraft. The group gasped as a light blue field started to form out of the hole in the bottom of the object, soon after of which a smaller object slowly descended from. It was a large yellow biped, it looked like a miniature dragon without wings.

It looked around threw it's black, small eyes to see ponies all over the pace.

"Wait a second, are you one of the covenants?" Church said.

"What the crap?" The huge biped said in confusion. "Did you just talk?"

'Oh shit, I forgot that we are fucking horses.' Church thought to himself.

"I'm Church, Leonard Church." He said. "Um..... your probably confused about why there are talking horses all over the place. I honestly reacted the same way when I first came here. So...... how did you get here."

"I fail to see how this is even possible. I've been to Earth many times and I've never seen a horse.... Nevermind. I really don't know so I'll leave all the technical stuff for Tivos to explain. I'm Tody, do you mind explaining what is going on here?"

"Well Tody, I don't know if you know what the Alpha artificial intelligence is, but-"

"Wait, how would you know about the Alpha?" Tody questioned.

"Because I am the Alpha's memory. I'm Epsilon."

Tody paused and stared at him. "But...... You're a-"

"Horse?" Church said. "Not entirely. My... friend.... Caboose over here entered the Epsilon unit, we followed him through and ended up here. We have no idea where this place is, but it's ruler turned us into horses, and since then we've lived here with the citizens, who are horses. We were originally human though, well not me of coarse, but you know."

King Tody paused. "Mhm." He looked up into the troop aircraft. "you guys can come down now. It's safe."

"There's more of you?" Tucker asked.

"Lots more. I'm sure you've managed to get a good look at Kerzon's ship over there. There are thousands aboard it."

Little Sin descended down the lift, followed by Enolc, then Eyha, then Kerzon, then Tivos. The reds, blues, and girls were suddenly surprised when the towering Sangheili warriors started coming down.

"Ponies!?" Little Sin squealed. "Holy shit man! That one looks so cute!" He ran over to Caboose, picked him up, and hugged him. The girls moved backwards a little, frightened by the super soldier's charge.

A red pony jumped up and grabbed the UNSC shotgun off of Little Sin's back and looked at it. "Is this what I think it is?" He exclaimed in excitement, only to have it taken away abruptly. "Don't touch my extra shotgun!"

Sarge growled and shared a death stare with Little Sin. It was soon broken up by Applejack. "Now you two settle yerselves down now, don't want no one gettin' hurt here." She said nervously.

Twilight noticed the flames engulfing Kerzon's head. "Uhm-" She started, looking at Kerzon. Kerzon looked back at her and raised his brow. Fear shot threw her as the hulking warrior looked down at her. "Your head's on fire." She said.

"And your a talking Earth-horse." He said in response.

"She's not an earth pony, silly! She's a unicorn! I'm an earth pony!" Pinkie said, bouncing around Kerzon, no longer intimidated by him.

"Hey! Back away from the Admiral!" Enolc said, drawing his energy sword and moving in front of Admiral Kerzon in a defensive posture. Almost immediately Ehya followed and was standing with a drawn energy sword beside Enolc.

"Pinkie! Get over here!" Twilight called in fear. Pinkie stopped and walked towards her.

"Uh... guys, they are colourful four foot high earth...uh ... ponies. I don't think you really have to get defensive."

"But Admiral-"

"Take the day off, dude." Enolc and Eyha withdrew the plasma from their swords and set them back on their holsters.

Grif's eyes shot open in realization "Tucker! More aliens for you to fuck!" He started laughing.

"Fuck you." Tucker said, now snapped out of his train of thought.

Kerzon looked at Grif. "Nice try, yellow one-

"Orange god dammit."

"Your yellow in my book, asshole. Now just a note; even suggesting that I roll that way, I don't think anybody here could handle my junk, it would be WAY too large and masculine. But I don't roll that way. Though I can't say much for Little Sin, but the same goes for my elites. There ain't gon' be no alien fucking here with anyone." Kerzon looked over to the girls, who still looked scared and surprised. "Unless any of the ladies would care to take a ride with the K-Train." He said seductively.

"You would be the one to hit on a fucking horse if you had the chance." Eyha said to Kerzon.

"I think I like this guy." Tucker said.

"Ehem. I know I'm sexy, but-" Kerzon trailed off.

"No, I meant..." Tucker sighed. "Damn it."

"Why do you all look so scared of us?" Little Sin asked. "We don't even know how we got here. Why would we want to hurt cute-ass ponies? You even fucking talk!" Little Sin said, sitting on the ground hugging Caboose in one arm and Pinkie in the other. He glared over at Sarge who was staring at him. 'Accept for that fucker' Sin thought to himself.

"I dunno, I kinda like the prospect of everybody bein' scared of me." Imperial Zealot Tody said. "Though I don't know why you'de be scared of Kerzon. He's a softy" Tody punched Kerzon on the arm and laughed. As soon as Tody's fist made contact with his arm, Kerzon shot up totally erect. He narrowed his eyes as he slowly motioned his head towards Tody, where he stared him down for a few seconds. Tody's face turned into a worried expression. Kerzon lurched forward as his fist came around with beastly power and momentum.

"Oh, fri-" Tody started before Kerzon's fist made contact with his chest and sent him flying for 6 feet until he landed on his behind.

"Aaaw, my chest." Tody said. Kerzon simply chucked and clapped his hands together.

Tody got up and shook off the pain. "So, how much of you guys are the UNSC outlaws that were working with the freelancers?"

"All the guys." Church said. "The girls are all native."

"Uhuh." Tody said.