All My Friends are Heathens

Eleanor's POV.
Another week, another fun victim to turn into good pastries. But, today, Ditzy wanted to take this one. Today's victim was Roseluck, a cream Earth Pony mare with a rosy tail and mane. This will be over soon.

Pinkie Pie and I were in the kitchen of SugarCube Corner, starting the baking for Ditzy and Roseluck. But, I felt something wrong in the air. The air had a cool breeze in it. That's not right. It's summer...

Suddenly, Pinkie and I heard Ditzy's voice scream loudly, "Pinkie Pie!!"

Pinkie Pie and I suddenly ran down the stairs, to the basement. Pinkie's and my eyes widen with worry. Ditzy was sitting on the ground, hugging her knees close to her chest. Her face was in her knees, sobbing. Her wings wrapped around her.

"Derpy/Ditzy!" Pinkie and I exclaimed, running to the Pegasus and kneeling down to her level.

Ditzy looked up to us. Her crossed golden eyes tried to focus on Pinkie as they swam with tears.

"Derpy, what happened?" Pinkie asked.

"I..." Ditzy gasped, sobbing. "I... D-did... It... Wr-wrong...! I m-messed up!!"

Pinkie Pie turned to see that on Roseluck's right Cutie Mark, the incision was cut into the stem of the rose. An honest and easy mistake.

Pinkie and I smiled and Pinkie faced Derpy again, stroking blonde her mane, "It's fine, Derpy!" She cooed, "It's your first time! No one's perfect!"

"B-but I w-wanted to d-do it on m-m-my own this t-time!!" Ditzy cried.

"Nellie and I'll help you today and you can take another shot at it next time." Pinkie Pie assured soothingly, "Is that okay?"

Ditzy wiped her eyes and nodded, giving a weak smile. I smiled and moved her bangs away from her cute, fuzzy face. Ditzy gave me a small smile.

"Pinkie Pie!? Eleanor!?" We heard Roseluck's voice from the back wall, "What are you two doing?! Why are you teaching her these things? She doesn't know right from wrong, she's too stupid to know what she's doing!"

Pinkie's expression became mutinous, and I lowered my head to the point that my bangs covered my eyes. Pinkie stood up, but I walked over to the gardener Earth Pony. With a swift motion, I grabbed Roseluck's Cutie Mark and ripped the mark clean off. Roseluck shrieked in pain, looking down at her bleeding flank.

"Don't you dare call my Ditzy stupid..." I hissed calmly and low-toned, "She's proven to be smarter than you."

"She also said I was a... 'Retard'." Ditzy added with an angry pout.

Pinkie gasped and punched Roseluck across the face with her powerful right fist, giving her a black eye.

"HOW DARE YOU!!" Pinkie bellowed in her high pitched voice. She ran to the bottom of the stairs and called up, "Apple Bloom! APPLE BLOOM!!!" The door opened again and the little filly came jumping down the steps.

"What's wrong? What happened?" Apple Bloom asked in an urgent tone.

Pinkie Pie's murderous glare moved to Roseluck, "Roseluck called Derpy a retard." You can taste the acid in her tone.

Apple Bloom gritted her teeth as she slowly approached the trapped pony, "Well that wasn't very nice..."

"Apple Bloom?!" Roseluck exclaimed, "You're part of this too?!?"

"Of course I am!" Apple Bloom answered happily, "I've gotta earn my cutie mark some how!" Roseluck started crying, and Apple Bloom took a look at Derpy's tools, "We need to punish you for hurting our sweet Derpy." She chose a small hand axe and held it up, ready to swing--

"Wait!" Ditzy called. Pinkie, Apple Bloom and I turned to her. Ditzy stood up and slowly walked to Apple Bloom, taking the axe from her. She turned to face Roseluck, "I'm going to do this on my own like I said I was."

"D-Derpy!" Roseluck sobbed, as Apple Bloom and Pinkie Pie cheered, "Please, you don't know what you're doing!"

"I know just what I'm doing!" Ditzy screamed angrily, "I may not understand so good, and I may not talk so good, but I do know that I am going to chop you into bits and make you into muffins." She gave an evil grin and narrowed her crossed eyes, "Didn't I tell I love muffins?"

"You're going to kill me!" Roseluck cried, struggling violently.

"Yup." Ditzy nodded.

She swung the axe, chopping off her left arm. Roseluck screamed even more as Apple Bloom rushed forward with a bucket to catch the blood.

"I'M NOT STUPID!"

Ditzy swung again and chopped off Roseluck's right ear.

"I'M NOT A RETARD!!"

Ditzy threw the axe to the floor, breathing hard and grabbing her scalpel again. She skipped over to Roseluck's other Cutie Mark and managed to carve a rather neat circle around the rose. Roseluck was breathing heavily, sobbing still, her voice hoarse from screaming.

"Alright, Derpy!" Pinkie Pie cheered, "That was a perfect cutie mark cutting!"

Ditzy smiled and nodded, "Thanks Pinkie! I'm glad to do good! I'm not nervish anymore!"

She gave a small dance, her hooves clacking on the cement floor. Then she suddenly slashed a deep cut into Roseluck's chest. It started to bleed freely.

Ditzy gasped and covered her mouth, "Oh sorry! I'm so clumsy. Lemme make you better!" She took a needle and thread and started sewing the wound shut very roughly. Roseluck winced, shaking her head back and forth desperately.

"Oops! Clumsy me! I messed up." Ditzy smiled, then cut the wound again, slicing the stitches, then started sewing it back up, "Oops!" She repeated this process a few times before just giving up and jabbing the needle right into the gash, "I just don't know what went wrong!"

I supressed a giggle.

"Hey Derpy." Apple Bloom called, "I've got something special for you!" She held up a large pair of pliars, and Ditzy took them.

"What should I do?" Ditzy asked.

"Whatever you want!" Pinkie answered with a bounce.

Ditzy's evil grin returned, and she suddenly forced Roseluck's mouth open, "I wanna play dentist!"

She started ripping out Roseluck's teeth one by one with the pliars. The teeth landed on the floor with a little tink! sound. Once Ditzy was satisfied, she dropped the pliars and started chucking the teeth at Roseluck as hard as she could. They left scrapes and welts on her hide.

"Derpy..." Roseluck spoke weakly. "Please..."

Ditzy pulled a lever to rotate the chair to stand vertically. Then she turned away from Roseluck, went on all-fours and started kicking her repeatedly with her back hooves. There were cracks as ribs were broken, and large bruises began to form.

"Careful, Derpy," Pinkie chimed in, "We don't want to damage her organs too much!"

"Okie dokie lokie!" Ditzy answered with a smile, then started kicking Roseluck's legs, breaking them in several different places.

I clapped my hands and smiled. Pinkie giggled and turned to Apple Bloom.

"I'm so proud of her!" She smiled excitedly, "It's like having a little sister!"

"You sure did teach her good, Pinkie Pie!" Apple Bloom smiled back.

Finally, Ditzy ceased her kicking and stood up. Roseluck's legs resembling a couple of strangely shaped sticks. Roseluck was still crying, but didn't even bother to scream or plead; she was too weak.

"Pinkie, should I finish up?" Ditzy asked Pinkie.

"If you feel you've had your fun!" Pinkie replied.

Ditzy fluttered briefly with happiness, and then took her scalpel again. She cut two horizontal lines, one below her ribs, and one above her pelvis. Then she connected them with a vertical cut straight down the middle.

"Don't you want to numb her first?" Apple Bloom asked.

"No." Ditzy answered, opening up Roseluck's abdomen, "I want her to hurt lots. She called me stupid."

"Revenge!" sang Pinkie. "It's best served in muffins!"

Apple Bloom came forward with her bucket and held it up for Ditzy, who started pulling organs out.

"We return to the story of Lively Liver and his friends," Ditzy started her new story, pulling out the liver, "Bad Bladder and Sad Stomache form a new plan to make Lively Liver very sad." She pulled out the bladder and stomach, "They want to make Laughing Lungs think that Lively Liver stole her favorite dress! This makes Laughing Lungs not laugh so good, and Lively Liver keeps telling her that he didn't do it! Playful Pancreas knows Lively Liver wouldn't ever do such a bad thing and tries to prove that he is good. And down comes Kind Kidney to tell that Bad Bladder and Sad Stomache do bad, and all the other organs know the truth. Helpful Heart comes over to make happy again, teaching them all about friendship and honesty..." Ditzy dug out the remaining organs, including the heart, and dropped them into the bucket. As Roseluck's head lopped forward, Ditzy finished, "The end!"

"I think we've got everything we need!" Apple Bloom spoke up, holding up the bucket.

"No, we still need to skin and debone Roseluck and collect the rest of the meat." Pinkie chirped up.

"Oh yea!" Apple Bloom smiled.

"Did I do good, Pinkie Pie?" Ditzy asked nervously, bowing her head and putting her ears back. She put her hands behind her back to emphasise her nervousness.

Pinkie gave her a huge hug, nuzzling her, "You did fantast-erific!" She giggled, "I'm making you my new little sister! I love you, Derpy!"

"Yay! I have a sister!" said Ditzy, overcome with giddiness.

"Now let's get to work." Pinkie concluded, holding up a knife, "We gotta make those muffins!"