"Hey boz look!" Krugg shouted and pointed at something in the distance.

Grabbing a eyeglass I had picked up many raids ago I looked though it and at the object that Krugg pointed at and of course it was a train. I smiled at the train as I folded the eyeglass back up as I turned to Krugg my watcher as I gave him a sharp tooth smile.

"Ready the war Boyz" I said.

Krugg nodded as he climb the war box, as I grabbed my helmet off a post with a skull on the top that was right next to my 'throne' (I didn't call it that my gang calls it that). The war box was a huge mobile base on wheels, treads, and anything else we could muster up.

The thing is slow as hell at first but after a few raids we add 78 train engines and a few prototype airship thrusts to make our base faster. The war box had guns, grappling hooks, harpoons, aillitry batteries, flame throws, and missiles thanks to our mech Boyz. We add on train boxes, scrap metal, bones (we even had the bones of a dragon on the front with its hands bolted to the two front trends and its skull on the bellow the platform I was on), speakers, and anything else we could find it looked like a large piece of junk but the damn thing is far from junk, the last person who called the war box junk found himself at the end of chainsword. I walked up to the end of the platform my 'throne' was on as I grabbed a war horn and blew it.

The box began to move as the drum boyz began to play our war song.

(2:10)

I placed my helmet on as I then crossed my arms as the war box began to move closer and closer to the train, my cap flew behind me as my orks began to bang their feet, hands, clubs, or anything to show that they were ready to fight. The war box was right next to the train as it then moved over the tracks with its large tread and wheels as we were right behind the train.

"Harpoons!" And on my order the orks on harpoon guns fired their guns a few missed causing the gunners to cut the lines but the rest hooked on the carts.

"Drop the teeth!" again on command the front skull of the dragon and the large spikes under it where dropped on the cabosse causing the sound of metal being drag screech though out.

"LETS GO BOYZ!" I shouted pulling my chainsword out and jumping down on the train.

"YEAHHHHHHH!!!"

Orks and goblins followed my lead as we landed on the train, on cue the train guards came on the roof but I smiled I love it when they fight back. A guard came at me with his sword but I blocked with my sword, we were a sword lock as another charged at me but I pulled out my storm bolter and placed a two hole in his skull.

The guard fell to the floor and fell off the train, I then pulled the chainsword trigger to start the blades teeth and began to eat at the blade before cutting though it and into the guard's flesh in his neck. The guard scream caused the Orks and goblins ran at the remaining guard with clubs, swords, rifles, flame throws, and other weapons. I then pointed my bolter at the guard before ending him and kicking him off the train to be crushed by the large trend of the war box, I then ran to join my Orks in battle.

"HAIL CHAOS!"

(music stops)

The train now stopped and the guard caption in chains at my feet as I sat on my seat on the war box as I rested my head on my fist that was rest on the chairs arm.

"Boz thiz one tr to run aw'ay," A nob told me.

I looked at the caption and into his eyes as I lifted my head off my fist as I straiten up as I began to tap my fingers on my left hand.

"Do you know who I am," I asked the caption.

The caption look up at me.

"Y-yes...yo-your...the...l-l-leader...of-f...the...green...ghosts," He responded to me.

"Whats your name?" I asked.

"Rex,"

"Funny my name is Rex too, so do you know why no one ever survive the green ghost but one person?" I asked.

"To tell you the tale of your raid?"

I chuckled as it grew into a roar of laughter as my gang joined, I laughed so hard I held my head in my hand the laugh went on for almost five minutes.

"Do *chuckle* really think thats why?" I asked once again.

Rex didn't answer.

"I spared them because they are one thing always one thing can you guess?"

"They are all train engineers?"

"Do you know why they always train engineers?"

Rex was confused.

"They were innocent!"

Rex eyes widen at my statement.

"MY MEN WERE AS WELL!" Rex shouted at me.

I dropped my arm and leaded forward.

"No they weren't...everyone on that train was guitity even you especially you Caption Rex," I hissed.

standing up and push his head down under my boot pressing it against his head forcing his face to meet the floor.

"They knew what you were doing everyone the staff and your men!"

I pushed even harder.

"The one thing I hate more than a pony is a THAT PONY THAT IS A SLAVER!" I then slammed my foot on the back of his neck.

"Boz iz mad now!" A nob shouted.

"Damn right I am lad!" I moved my foot off his neck as I then picked him up by his horn causing him to scream in pain as I lifted him up.

"You want to know what I do with ponies like you?" I asked.

I looked him dead in the eye as I held his chin.

"I feed them to my gang," I said with a smirk.

His eyes began to sake in fear as I then threw to the ground.

"Wait please I can give money anything please spare me," Rex pleated.

"Like you men that why I killed them to take your money will make me a hipparcite but I will take one thing," I told Rex.

"What?" he asked.

I knelt down to his level.

"You skull," I spoke quitly.

Getting back up I sat down on my chair as he was in shock at what I said.

"dinner lads!" On command the Orks and goblins ran at the caption as he began to scream as he was dog pilled and being tron apart. His internals where thrown out of the pile as his heart fell to the ground before two goblin pulled tug a war with it to see who would eat it first.

"A brutal as ever luv," a famine voice spoke from my right.

Turning my right I saw my second in command and 'girl friend?', Lola a coyote one of the first liberated slaves from underground slave trafficking.

"Lola still as awesome as ever," I responded back.

He laughed as she crossed her arms she sat down on my chairs arm rest as she lend on my large shoulder pad as back support with her hands behind her head with her eyes closed.

"How many did we liberated?" I asked.

"5 and all stayed to help around we got a lucky spin this time lover boy," Lola responded.

"I told you to stop calling me that," I stated.

She opened her eyes at me and gave me her famous grin.

"You know you love it when I call you that lover boy," She stated back.

I blushed behind my helmet as I turned away on reflex she began to laugh. As she did a goblin jumped out of the pile with a blood covered skull and walked over to me and handed it to me.

"He're boz t'iz you want?"

Smiling I grabbed it as I then looked over to a spike that was the left of my chair, I shoved the skull on the spike with the other skulls. I patted the goblins head and gave him a gold coin as he ran off laughing as his friends began to chase him in jealousy Lola smirked, but getting up she fell off as she screamed before getting back up.

"THE FUCK I WAS COMFORTABLE YOU ASSHOLE!" She yelled.

"What you call me?" I asked.

"Oh yeah you need me to break it down so you tiny stupid brain can understand it A-s-s-h-o-l-e,"

"Wow thats so original you slut,"

"Ohhhhh you asking for it you piece of shit,"

"At lest my mom wasn't bitch,"

"Yeah at least she did marry a abusive step dad,"

"Really Cum breath,"

"Yeah you gay knight,"

...

*sigh*

"This is why I love you so much," I told Lola.

"Yeah you too big guy," Lola responded punching my arm.

We both laughed until my belly growled.

"Yeah we I going shut your trap," I told my gut as Lola laughed.

"I'm hungry too," Lola told me.

"You too aghhhh fine hey brisk," I shouted for my cook.

"YEH BOZ?!"

"Do we got any dragon meat left for everyone?" I asked.

"YEH BOZ!"

"Ok make some burgers for everyone," I order back.

"YA GOT BOZ!" Birsk told me before running off.

Lola began to laugh as I looked at her questioning.

"Whats so funny?" I asked.

"You just said dragon 'meat'!"

*processing Rex.exe*

I then face palmed at her commit.

"You find anything to make fun of me don't you Lola," I asked her.

"Damn right I do but if I wanted any meat it would be yours,"

Blushing at her commit and turning away, I felt something on my right to see Lola snuggling only large armored arm.

"Lets go eat luv," she told me.

"Heh yes ma'am," I told her jokingly saluted.

"Can I ride on you shoulder?" Lola asked.

I smiled before I picked her up bridal style and lifting her on my shoulder as she sat on my shoulder with left leg on dangling off me.

Life is good.

Author's Note

OK this felt really weird to write Lola's lines like really weird.