Mad Rex

by Connorcooper

hangover with problems

Previous ChapterNext Chapter

I began open my eyes as I felt the hungover that I knew was coming even though I'm a space marine it still hurts not as bad as a normal one but it just annoying.

"By chaos," I groaned.

I tried to rub my head with my arm but I look down to see Lola fast asleep on my chest plate as her she used my neck as a pillow. Smiling I placed my hand on her waist as began to play with her red hair as she slept causing her to slowly come to as she blink her blue and green eye. She came to Lola rubbed her eyes as she goarned in pain.

"Fuuuucccccckkkk hangover what happened last night,"

She then noticed me and her eyes widen then narrowed with her smiled.

"What did we do last night?~" she purred as she crawled on my chest inch away from my face.

"Nothing from what I could tell we just party hard in the mess hall," I pointed out.

She was still infront of me before I booped her nose causing her to lick my face.

"Asshole,"

"Love you too,"

Yep you heard me she my girl now I said it, getting up I still held her by her wast as she threw her hands behind my head, but the moment was ruined went we heard a loud burp. I looked forward to see the mess hall had Orks and goblins asleep everywhere on the tables, floor, chairs, and even the glass chandler we got a raid or two back, Lola looked at me with her famous grin and put a finger to my lips before turning around and pulled out her Revolver before firing it and waking everyone causing them to draw their weapons.

"Rising and shine boyz we got a long day in the war box," Lola yelled.

"Right sheboz!" The green yelled as they ran out the mess hall.

As they ran out Lola turned back around and put a hand behind my head with her gun hand on my shoulder.

"Now where we?~" Lola asked.

"I said I love you too and you were about to kiss me," I told her as I lender in to kiss her but a ork came in.

"What is it now!" Lola asked.

"Bozz we go's probu'lm!" The nob told us.


"Look their boz," Kruger pointed at the distance.

Unfolding my spyglass I looked at the distance and saw it and we'll shit it was the dust heads coming this way, the dust heads were another gang that we would usually trade supplies and party every six weeks but something is wrong.

"What's is it luv?"

I handed the spyglass to her for her to look and she saw it then she lowered it and gave me a confused look.

"What's Luke doing here early?"

Luke was a diamond coyote that we ran into awhile back I saved his sister awhile back from a slaver drive and she wanted to see him again so being the nice guy that I was I tracked him down and handed her over to him. He was the leader of the dust heads a gang kind of like mine they hit pony slave runs and trains for goods along with paybacks. In away he was like my brother and he would do anything for me as I would do the same for him.

"That's what I want to know wait a sec let me see the spyglass back," I told her seeing something when I picked up spyglass to my eye and saw it smoke coming from his transport.

"Something wrong get the ramp up and set some medics back there!" I ordered.

Kurgg nodded as I handed the eyeglass back to Lola and she saw the smoke.


"Luke you alright?" I asked.

Luke right now had a bandage on his head that had blood stains on it with him smoking a cigar sitting on a crate.

"Rex no I'm not ok alright my gang was set up on a raid they were killed by sun fuck and her shiny gay fucks came out of no where now my entire gang was ripped to shreds and the slaves we saved we fucking put into chains to rap and what ever shit! Brother we that's left and I only have my intercepter, my sister, and this fucking cigar!" Luke yelled.

My eyes widen at what he said, fucking sun butt killed my brothers gang this isn't good now we got worry about this fucking bitch the slaver queen herself damn it what are we going to do.

Placing my hand on my hand I gave aloud sight.

"Shit shit shit shit shit shit what are we going to do?"

"I know what we are going to do we are going to leave the bad lands before she could find us," Luke told me getting up.

I looked at him with 'what the fuck' look.

"No this is our home we can't leave!" I shouted at him.

"Dude sun ass is here she can send her own fucking sister to the mom what are we going to do?" Luke asked me.

Lola walked up to us hearing our talk on what to do.

"Fucking sun bitch did this?!"

'Oh shit she did hear this,'

"I going to put a fucking bullet in her skull for what she did to me! Where is she Luke tell me," Lola screamed as she grabbed and began to shake poor Luke.

I jumped in and grabbed her from the behind and held her close as she began to try and reach for Luke but I began to pull her away as she tried to screamed for me to let go as I pulled her away to a ork and lead to his eye.

"Make sure they get food, water, and a warm bed," I ordered.

He nodded and walked to Luke as I held Lola who was fighting me as I began to walked to my room with her, upon entering my room I looked my door and let her go.

"What the fuck you dick Luke knows where sun fuck is I want to get pay back for what she did to me and my family!" Lola screamed.

"Hey look I know but we can just go in guns blasing like what we normally do we need a plan this time!" I shouted back.

"She killed my mother because she looked at her and my father trying to defend her and fucking banned me!" She screamed pointing at her X scar.

"I know but-"

"But what Rex!"

"I don't want to loss you god damn it!"

She stopped as her eyes widen.

"She is playing us! She wants us to come out so she could kill us!"

...

" I don't want you to go the day you joined my gang I looked at you and saw myself! I save pure anger in your eyes when I found you! I had that anger every time my step father would treat me like shit and I could have left my mom and half sister to live with my dad! But I stayed to so my sister wasn't and everyday I wanted to punch him and make him fell my pain but I didn't you want to know why?" I shouted.

"Why?"

"He wanted to! He was baiting me so he have the chance to kick me out! And when I was out I would know happen to my sister! She was a kid and what ever happened to me and brought me here theirs not a day that goes by when I think what happened to her! I don't want to lose you Lola too! your the woman I love God damn it!"

...

"Please I can't loss you I lost my sister I don't want to loss you too," I told her hanging my head.

Lola was shocked and took a few minutes as she clench her fist as she snarled as she walked over to me and punched me in the face. I felt a sting on my cheek as I got back up to meet her eyes as her eyes were watering.

"Fucking asshole,"

I looked down before I felt a soft hand on my cheek as I look up to see her with a teary eyed smile.

"But you my asshole,"

"That sounded so wrong," I chuckled.

"Shut up sweetheart,"

She leaned in and kissed me...it was my first kiss and I took me my entire life just to get one. My armor began to disappear into smoke as the kiss deepen leaving me in my black body suit, I held her the back of her head as we kissed for what felt like a hour before parting.

"She we you know deepen our relatsonship even more?~" She as swaying her hips.

I smiled shacking my head.

"Not today luv it's been a long day how about we-"

"Snuggle hell yes!"

"We just woke up about a few hours ago!" I exclaimed.

Lola pushed me on my bed as she plopped down on me and and hugged me like a body pillow as she burrowed into my chest as I smiled throwing a blanket over us.

"But I don't mind," I told her.

"You better not mind because we are going to do this every night or anytime I want to nap you got it lover boy,"

"Got it luv,"

With that we went back to sleep with the woman I love in my arms...

but I still have a fucking hangover.

Next Chapter