
In which Masterweaver just makes stuff up
A bored FiMfiction author decides to screw with his audience, leading to a most bizarre and chaotic series of events. Why does he do this? Where does he get the inspiration? And most importantly, is there going to be clop? Only time will tell...
What happens when a bored FiMfiction author decides to take advantage of his rising popularity and subject his audience to horrors more random then the children of Discord and Pinkie Pie? Will the moderators clamp down on him for being too meta? Will he be able to defend the First Posters? And does he have any appropriate background music for the inevitable clop scene demanded by his fans?
One thing's for sure, he should lay off the hat polish....

18853 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
19 Chapters:
- Let's see, Mane Cast and.... PLUSHIES! 2012-11-09 17:15:41 UTC1013
- And then Rainbow was a zombie 2012-11-12 19:08:58 UTC1029
- Pinkie drowns her sorrow 2012-11-15 18:03:15 UTC1007
- Oh by the way Fluttershy's immortal 2013-03-06 22:24:00 UTC939
- Applejack's awkward conversation with Twilight 2013-08-09 19:57:18 UTC887
- NINJAS! Because NINJAS! 2013-08-12 11:21:31 UTC1081
- Macintosh: BASTION OF NORMALITY! 2014-04-01 18:52:06 UTC893
- Fluttershy used Awkward Situation! Spike is unaffected.... 2014-12-27 18:31:35 UTC942
- You want a trollfic? I'll give you a trollfic! 2015-03-21 03:45:56 UTC1038
- The problem is that brain bleach is a controlled substance. 2015-04-29 01:57:51 UTC1054
- Politics is boring. Surfing is awesome. 2015-05-01 04:45:06 UTC1023
- The Fourth Awakens. No, I'm serious. 2015-05-05 02:08:59 UTC1040
- This chapter is to catch the characters up with the plot, which totally exists. 2015-06-04 20:19:43 UTC923
- HAHAHAHAHAHA fooled ya! There's no plot here, only a couple of sisters. I dare you to guess who they are before you open this chapter! 2015-07-15 13:53:20 UTC935
- Meanwhile, in the dastardly den of darkness and doom... 2015-08-22 19:07:37 UTC881
- Silly nonsense on the train! 2015-08-28 18:09:45 UTC1162
- Okay, this is getting too serious. Deploy the cute! 2015-09-27 00:37:55 UTC993
- Geeze, how many plotlines do I HAVE here anyway? 2015-11-20 17:08:36 UTC924
- Parent-Teacher conferences generally do not take place in Tartarus. 2019-05-28 03:31:47 UTC1089