The Pyro and The Engineer's Misadventures in Equestria

"Puuush!", the sevensome yelled. Pushing the wire were Engineer, Lyra, Vinyl, Octavia, Twilight, Spike, and another pony called 'Deasley', who shrunk Pyro to the size of a dot.

Pyro and Applejack started to slide around the hole that led out of the stomach. Apparently, just like the pony herself, the stomach was competitive, it really disliked when meal tried to escape.

"TRY AS YOU MIGHT, FOR I AM NOT LETTING YOU OUT.", he gurgled. Pyro took that as a challenge. He switched places with Applejack, and then started to climb his way towards the hole, that shrank, and shrank, until it was at the smallest size possible, not allowing for Pyro and Applejack to climb out. Unfortunaly for the stomach, it also meant that it would slowly suffocate Rainbow, so he had to open the gap a little. Fortunaly, he opened it a little too much, and before he could close it, the two alterady climbed towards the throat.

"OH CRAP, THEY MADE IT OUT OF ME! THROAT, IT IS NOW UP TO YOU!", yelled the stomach.

The throat started to tighten up in space, making it very rough to climb up. Not to mention that it was filled with saliva, causing the two to slide a little. Downwards was a lot easier. Upwards will be very rough. The two started to make their rough way up through the tight throat, only to slide backwards again by the execcive saliva. The place was burning hot, but Pyro could easily withstand that. He did his best to keep climbing, but it only slid him downwards. He then tingled the rope again, which caused it to pull him again. Unfortunaly, that caused a reaction with Rainbow. She started to cough, and, while it proppeled them upwards, she couldn't resist to swallow some saliva, causing them to become even more slidy. Pyro could hear they faintly arguing with Rainbow for her not to swallow anything, then continued to push him. He then finally reached the mouth, where she started to cough like crazy, and ended up spitting the two.

"He did it!", a voice said.

Pyro woke up to find himself out of the dreaded hell that was located just inside somepony's body. He got up, and was met with a very large brown-coated leg. He looked up, and found a massive pony!

Until Pyro realized that it was just him who was at a nearly-microscopic size. That pony's horn started to glow, and it targeted both Pyro and Applejack, and the two grew back to their respective sizes.

"Nice job, Pyro!", said Engineer.

"Fhank you.", Pyro answered as he gave a thumbs-up to Engie.

"Also, thanks for yer help, Deasley.", continued Engineer.

"No problem! I'm alyways here to help.", said the unicorn.

Pyro cheered by lifting his Third Degree on the air.

"Well, should we get a well-deserved meal for managing to do this?", asked Twilight. Suddently, Pinkie barged on the room.

"Oh! Oh! I know just the place! C'mon, let's go to the Sugarcube Corner! We can get cupcakes here, maybe even ones made by fire! Oh wait, they don't make fire cupcakes. But they could do it! We could use them to play fireballs! Oh! It could be a nice game, too! Fireballs! I should make a big party celebratin-", she said before Rainbow placed her hoof on Pinkie's mouth, although she could still be heard muffling from behind the hoof.

"Well, I suppose a cupcake should do.", suggested Engineer.

And with that, the elevensome headed out.

Meanwhile...

Trixie had finally managed to rebuild the burned city. Wow, it sure took long, but atleast she could get her revenge. She knew the exact same creature who was ready for duty. She headed off to the Crystal Caves.

She had finally arrived at the caves, and the thing she was looking for was standing right there: Frozen, covered in stone. Her horn lighted up, then fired a beam on the statue, which caused it to slowly crack. As soon as it finally finished cracking, the creature started screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-", before Trixie slapped his cheek.

"Ouch! What was that for? And where are the troublesome ponies who were just firing that friendship laser at me?", it asked.

"Ugh. Don't you remember? They had banished you a long time ago, Discord. I am here because I want you to do something for me.", she said.

"And why should I?", answered Discord.

"Because I will help you take control of this world.", said Trixie. A smile crept up on Discord's face, who started rubbing his hands.

"I'm in. What you need help with?", he asked.

"I need you to take care of those two creatures....", she said as she levitated two photos; one of Pyro, another of Engineer. "....and to take care about a certain pony who managed to break your plan and defeat you.", she continued, obviously mentioning Twilight. "Deal?"

"Deal."

The two shook their hands/hooves.

TO BE CONTINUED...