The Pyro and The Engineer's Misadventures in Equestria

Author's Note: This part may kill your brain cells. You have been warned.

Chapter 2: Land of Craze

The eleven were walking towards the Sugarcube Corner, and then two creatures formerly known as Trixie and Discord appeared.

"Oh no not you again"

"WHY YES, I HAVE RETURNED! NOW THIS LAND WILL TURN INTO A LAND OF RANDO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-"

Windows
Because of some bucking error in that pile of crap you call a PC, this bucking story stopped working. Buck MLP. While you patiently wait for this bucking story to reload, why don't you do one of those bucking things:

Call a bucking Microsoft employee to fix your bucking PC.

Wait like a bitch for your piece of shit to unfreeze.

CTRL+ALT+DELETE your way out.

Toss your PC out of your window.

Worship a pony, hoping that it will make this bucking story start working again.

Make a clopfic.

Your pathetic excuse of a computer will self-destruct in 3, 2, 1...

Hey! This is not right. CUT!!

Chapter 2: Land of Craze - Take 2

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!", everypony screamed, until Engineer's face suddently crashed through a wall.

"Bacon! Ba-ba-ba-ba-bacon! Wheeee-bacon! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba", he said, shortly after his face being covered in the Blue Screen of Death.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!", everypony screamed again, before their faces got BSoD'ed.

Hey! This is not right, either. CUT!!

Chapter 2: Land of Craze - Take 3

"OH MAH GAWD, ITS WEE-GEE!", Engineer screamed on the top of his lungs.

Everypony started screaming and running around Ponyville like crazy.

"Obey WEEGEE! Must destroy MARIO!", Weegee said.

HEY!! This story wasn't meant to feature Mario, either! CUT AGAIN!!

Chapter 2: Land of Craze - Take 156.414.854.168

The ponies, alongside Pyro and Engineer, were walking towards the Sugarcube Corner. Suddently, Discord fell from the sky. How? I don't know! I just crapped that out.

"DISCORD?!?! I thought we banished you some years ago!", Twilight exclaimed.

"Well, well, one of the ponies happened to free me from my stone form. And now, I am back alive, breathing.", Discord explained, with a smirk on his face. However, before the Elements could react, he caught their badges. Again, I HAVE NO IDEA! On how he did that, neither why they were taking those with them. *Shrugs*

"HEY! Give those back to us!", yelled Rainbow.

"Now, now. I have something to give to hardhat.", he said.

"What do you want, creature?", asked Engineer. Before anything, Discord pulled a plate with a big piece of meat. While most of the ponies almost vomited((and Pyro not caring about the meat)), Engineer opened his mouth.

"Heh, isn't it amazing? Such a suculent piece of meat....", continued Discord.

"No! Put that away! I don' want to become....ugh, Vagineer again.", said Engineer as he looked away from tthe meat.

"Aww, too bad you don't want to share it with me. It tastes so delicious....such a nice piece of fabric, comming from one of the best meat-making industries.....", he continued. Engineer started to twitch. He looked back at the plate. His mouth started to become more open, and more open.....

And Vagineer was revived. ~~And Christian Brutal Sniper died. The end~~~

"HAIMALOOO!", yelled Vagineer. Pyro and the other ponies backed away from him.

"Nhoooo!", Pyro mumbled.

"Now, I have a present for the gas mask, too.", continued Discord. Pyro turned to him. Discord was holding a bag of Poison Joke.

"Oh no.....", quietly said Lyra.

Before any reaction was done, Discord threw the Poison Joke on Pyro, who started to grow uncontrollably. The Poison Joke's effect on Pyro was to cause him to grow to a size comparable to Godzilla's((MAYBE EVEN BIGGER! OHMYGODPYROWILLDESTROYEQUESTRIA!!)), AND erase his memory for the duration of the effect. However, the Poison Joke also had a MUCH longer effect on Pyro, only expiring it's effects after three months. So, yeah, after that incident, Discord and Trixie took government of Ponyville, and were planning to take control of the whole Equestria, and to do that, they would need also the help of Nightmare Moon and Queen Chrysalis. Unfortunaly, with Pyro and Engineer on Trixie and Discord's side, and with the Elements of Harmony being held hostage, there's nothing much to do. ~~AND THEN EQUESTRIA WAS TAKEN BY THOSE SIX, AND BECAME A LAND OF CHRONIC AND SUSTAINED CRUELTY, BEFORE THE SIX STARTED TO FIGHT AMONGST THEMSELVES TO BE THE REAL RULER OF EQUESTRIA, AND ENDED UP KILLING THEMSELVES. THE RED TEAM ALSO LOST TO BLU TEAM AND WERE SCOLDED BY THE ANNOUNCER AND MANN CO., THEN LATER GRAY MANN SENT A HORDE OF RED ROBOTS TO THE BLU BASE AND THEN HE SENT THE ROBOTS TO EQUESTRIA, AND EQUESTRIA WAS BLOWN TO BITS. THE END. KTHXBAI~~

TO BE CONTINUED...?

Author's Note: Decided to make a completely Random part, to compensate the time I spent without making new parts. Sorry, guys! :(